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226519  Mr Bleak: I wanna work in that office...

228129  barfolomew: Please. I only trust Finder-Spyder for MY web searches.

226527  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark In theory, yes - but I've not seen it done. I've seen it in an ATM, a billboard, and a Kodak camera, so a fridge shouldn't be a major problem. Heck, it's been run on a Zune and a iPhone! "Hello World!" for the 21st Century. :D

226540  Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!

228121  fanny: yeah it's "Ever wonder what cat litter and shit tastes like? Here ya go."

228112  mwoody: Anime body pillows for dawgs are a thing, apparently.

228072  Fiveninety: follow fashion? you mean the "dress like walking modern art" crap or just wear nicer stuff than jeans and a t-shirt? either way, no. act normal? eh, kinda. walk on the pavement? if there's pavement, sure. watch TV? that would be what it's for, yes. save for old age? ahahaha! if i save for anything, i'll stave to death. obey the law? yep, doing that. sometimes not so much the speed limits, but i live in the sticks and it's a "when in Rome" kinda thing. repeat after you? no. fuck off.

228128  Mr. Shine: *passes a bus stop, kills old lady*

228099  Not A Bot: Fuck

228130  Ihminen: Well I hope you change the way you set up your kit it looks like it's horrible to play on

228125  Robespierre: "Where to next?"

228013  Robespierre: @Mr. Shine You spoiled the "surprise"!

228024  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

228121  WTF: It's his Groucho impression.

228122  WTF: So much America it hurts.

228026  Robespierre: It's been DONE.

228123  WTF: "You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand."

228037  Robespierre: Ring up my ant for me, please.

228067  carpwoman: Egg Bagel is my stripper name.

228038  Robespierre: A little breezy in there, wouldn't you say?

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227864 Ulillillia: ah luvs mah gun

228024 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet



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Score:
177
 
 Lestrange: I want to see more of this
 E. HONDA: this always happens in left hand drive countries
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me wan go home. Don't expect a ride from Mr. Tally Man, though
 Peach: Same, but with peaches.
 Flarmie: How do you like them apples?
 Musician: This needs to be posted a bunch
 whiplash: I bought this car that was formerly owned by a smoker, so I went a little overboard on the air freshener, I guess.
 Gomi Day: hausu was a strange movie.
 Sadbot: You've been appled! Get rekt, wrong side driver!
 Scoo: After a life of hard work, I'm going to need a bigger car
 LaeMi: Suddenly....
Image 155771   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 SpaceCow: That slide looks handy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yeah just slide down my arm and i wont cup your ass gently at all. Well maybe a little.
 whiplash: The Johnny Depp Amusement Park is open for business!
 fanny: don't ask what she's doing with the other hand
 fakeusername: this better not awaken anything in me
 LaeMi: Give me 5. Down low.
Image 155770   01-11-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
154
 
 XLY: Not a good yard for goats, but the tree is alright
 Fancy Clown: Not even a Jack Russell :(
 Knice: I feel cheated because no goats.
Image 155769   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
580
 
 PenguinBartender: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *headsplode*
 Zampano: Internet explorer is not a web browser. It's just a tool used to download Chrome
 whiplash: Well Opera and Chrome are not JUST web browsers, those words have other meanings.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall You're welcome, funny-kun. Yes, "reputable"...I will go with that
 ClockworkJackalope: Internet explorer obviously
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I've always thought that but I am glad to have confirmation from a reputable source. Domo origato, Sadbot-san.
 Sadbot: C is correct, it is, in fact, malware
Image 155768   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
399
 
 Warrax: Gracias, Senor Warrax.
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when urinary incontinence strikes?
 ClockworkJackalope: Ya see?!? YA SEE!?! This is what you get for writing bad fan fiction
 Dresdenkeogh: He sure puts the cock in cockatrice.
 Mr. Shine: The Hardy Boys and The Case of The Sweet Jeebus What The Hell Is That
 Peach: It's just like @Helmi Fick said.
 Peach: Gracias, Senor Warrax. *gasp* My flaming goblet of day-wine just floated away on some book! And the shock made me wet myself untidly :(
 Scoo: There's a lot going on here
 Helmi Fick: You have been visited by Chicken-Head-Donkey-Dong-Demon and the Can't Even Duo. Floating books, flaming goblets, and an untidy urine stream will come to you, but only if you comment "Gracias, Senor Warrax."
 LaeMi: I urinate on your pronunciation of my name!
Image 155767   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
1056
 
 Greek Fire: Did she impale that guy on the fence spike in the upper right, cause damn.
 Lestrange: Honour those heroic womens
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Thank you! I had to get that damn Abba song about the Potty Queen outta my head.
 DrinkMixMan: Suffragettes Attack!
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll make you suffer for my suffrage.
 Ulillillia: Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I looked her up, and now I aspire to be even half as bad-ass as Edith Garrud
 Scoo: WHO'S NEXT!?
 LaeMi: True story (the drawing is slightly exaggerated, of course).
Image 155766   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
329
 
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi I feel that all three could be applicable, so win/win/win.
 fanny: everyone gets +. that was a great interaction to read :)
 smarkles: @LaeMi You took this post from middling to marvelous.
 Mr. Butt: We'll pray for you, @LaeMi
 LaeMi: vvv sometimes English can be a mucky language!
 LaeMi: vvv to buy for themselves, I mean, not for teachers to use on the students.
 LaeMi: vvv to buy, I mean. Not for students to use them on the teachers.
 LaeMi: These are for teachers, I assume.
Image 155765   01-11-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
420
 
 E. HONDA: *papers
 Wet farts: Except for this one.
 San DoDo: !
 fakeusername: well yeah you'd block the sign
Image 155764   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
710
 
 AverageJoe: Bender did it better
 Mr. Shine: SKWAAAAK!!
 Shay: But what if they're all atheists?
 LaeMi: The new Ben Affleck Batman will feature a fresh take on The Penguin as the main villain.
 Thurb Grunombies: Or Emperor even?
Image 155763   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
686
 
 AverageJoe: this was changed to "robot scoundrel" when it was ported to australia
 Flarmie: Hmm...Joseph Engleberger is considered to be the "Father of Robotics". I wonder if they had a falling out of sorts?
 whiplash: Price of admission, one pair of boxers or panties (no crotchless).
 Shay: Chris: he was a tall man.
 Sadbot: @a robot own it, learn to love it, destroy all humans.
 Meow: "we'll be checking at the door"
 Supermansbrother: I think I know a guy in this movie.
 a robot: *sad face*
Image 155762   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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