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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
302
 
 SpaceCow: That slide looks handy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yeah just slide down my arm and i wont cup your ass gently at all. Well maybe a little.
 whiplash: The Johnny Depp Amusement Park is open for business!
 fanny: don't ask what she's doing with the other hand
 fakeusername: this better not awaken anything in me
 LaeMi: Give me 5. Down low.
Image 155770   01-11-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
154
 
 XLY: Not a good yard for goats, but the tree is alright
 Fancy Clown: Not even a Jack Russell :(
 Knice: I feel cheated because no goats.
Image 155769   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
580
 
 PenguinBartender: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *headsplode*
 Zampano: Internet explorer is not a web browser. It's just a tool used to download Chrome
 whiplash: Well Opera and Chrome are not JUST web browsers, those words have other meanings.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall You're welcome, funny-kun. Yes, "reputable"...I will go with that
 ClockworkJackalope: Internet explorer obviously
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I've always thought that but I am glad to have confirmation from a reputable source. Domo origato, Sadbot-san.
 Sadbot: C is correct, it is, in fact, malware
Image 155768   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
399
 
 Warrax: Gracias, Senor Warrax.
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when urinary incontinence strikes?
 ClockworkJackalope: Ya see?!? YA SEE!?! This is what you get for writing bad fan fiction
 Dresdenkeogh: He sure puts the cock in cockatrice.
 Mr. Shine: The Hardy Boys and The Case of The Sweet Jeebus What The Hell Is That
 Peach: It's just like @Helmi Fick said.
 Peach: Gracias, Senor Warrax. *gasp* My flaming goblet of day-wine just floated away on some book! And the shock made me wet myself untidly :(
 Scoo: There's a lot going on here
 Helmi Fick: You have been visited by Chicken-Head-Donkey-Dong-Demon and the Can't Even Duo. Floating books, flaming goblets, and an untidy urine stream will come to you, but only if you comment "Gracias, Senor Warrax."
 LaeMi: I urinate on your pronunciation of my name!
Image 155767   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
1013
 
 Greek Fire: Did she impale that guy on the fence spike in the upper right, cause damn.
 Lestrange: Honour those heroic womens
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Thank you! I had to get that damn Abba song about the Potty Queen outta my head.
 DrinkMixMan: Suffragettes Attack!
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll make you suffer for my suffrage.
 Ulillillia: Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I looked her up, and now I aspire to be even half as bad-ass as Edith Garrud
 Scoo: WHO'S NEXT!?
 LaeMi: True story (the drawing is slightly exaggerated, of course).
Image 155766   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
329
 
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi I feel that all three could be applicable, so win/win/win.
 fanny: everyone gets +. that was a great interaction to read :)
 smarkles: @LaeMi You took this post from middling to marvelous.
 Mr. Butt: We'll pray for you, @LaeMi
 LaeMi: vvv sometimes English can be a mucky language!
 LaeMi: vvv to buy for themselves, I mean, not for teachers to use on the students.
 LaeMi: vvv to buy, I mean. Not for students to use them on the teachers.
 LaeMi: These are for teachers, I assume.
Image 155765   01-11-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
420
 
 E. HONDA: *papers
 Wet farts: Except for this one.
 San DoDo: !
 fakeusername: well yeah you'd block the sign
Image 155764   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
710
 
 AverageJoe: Bender did it better
 Mr. Shine: SKWAAAAK!!
 Shay: But what if they're all atheists?
 LaeMi: The new Ben Affleck Batman will feature a fresh take on The Penguin as the main villain.
 Thurb Grunombies: Or Emperor even?
Image 155763   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
686
 
 AverageJoe: this was changed to "robot scoundrel" when it was ported to australia
 Flarmie: Hmm...Joseph Engleberger is considered to be the "Father of Robotics". I wonder if they had a falling out of sorts?
 whiplash: Price of admission, one pair of boxers or panties (no crotchless).
 Shay: Chris: he was a tall man.
 Sadbot: @a robot own it, learn to love it, destroy all humans.
 Meow: "we'll be checking at the door"
 Supermansbrother: I think I know a guy in this movie.
 a robot: *sad face*
Image 155762   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
370
 
 Yam: @Thurb Grunombies
 Thurb Grunombies: Bob-San
 Meow: woops... guess not
 Meow: Hey so if I comment more than once now it deletes my previous comment?
 Meow: If they're dirty you're getting sent home because nobody will want to sit next to you
 HeCat Cherries: Strangely enough I didn't loose Any of this in translation
 Scoo: I'm more of a Yamazaki man, myself (and yes, I know they're part of Suntory now).
 Side Boob: Bill Murray is always RAD
Image 155761   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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