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175435  Scoo: @a robot or Icelandic

175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
580
 
 PenguinBartender: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *headsplode*
 Zampano: Internet explorer is not a web browser. It's just a tool used to download Chrome
 whiplash: Well Opera and Chrome are not JUST web browsers, those words have other meanings.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall You're welcome, funny-kun. Yes, "reputable"...I will go with that
 ClockworkJackalope: Internet explorer obviously
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I've always thought that but I am glad to have confirmation from a reputable source. Domo origato, Sadbot-san.
 Sadbot: C is correct, it is, in fact, malware
Image 155768   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
399
 
 Warrax: Gracias, Senor Warrax.
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when urinary incontinence strikes?
 ClockworkJackalope: Ya see?!? YA SEE!?! This is what you get for writing bad fan fiction
 Dresdenkeogh: He sure puts the cock in cockatrice.
 Mr. Shine: The Hardy Boys and The Case of The Sweet Jeebus What The Hell Is That
 Peach: It's just like @Helmi Fick said.
 Peach: Gracias, Senor Warrax. *gasp* My flaming goblet of day-wine just floated away on some book! And the shock made me wet myself untidly :(
 Scoo: There's a lot going on here
 Helmi Fick: You have been visited by Chicken-Head-Donkey-Dong-Demon and the Can't Even Duo. Floating books, flaming goblets, and an untidy urine stream will come to you, but only if you comment "Gracias, Senor Warrax."
 LaeMi: I urinate on your pronunciation of my name!
Image 155767   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
1013
 
 Greek Fire: Did she impale that guy on the fence spike in the upper right, cause damn.
 Lestrange: Honour those heroic womens
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Thank you! I had to get that damn Abba song about the Potty Queen outta my head.
 DrinkMixMan: Suffragettes Attack!
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll make you suffer for my suffrage.
 Ulillillia: Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I looked her up, and now I aspire to be even half as bad-ass as Edith Garrud
 Scoo: WHO'S NEXT!?
 LaeMi: True story (the drawing is slightly exaggerated, of course).
Image 155766   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
329
 
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi I feel that all three could be applicable, so win/win/win.
 fanny: everyone gets +. that was a great interaction to read :)
 smarkles: @LaeMi You took this post from middling to marvelous.
 Mr. Butt: We'll pray for you, @LaeMi
 LaeMi: vvv sometimes English can be a mucky language!
 LaeMi: vvv to buy for themselves, I mean, not for teachers to use on the students.
 LaeMi: vvv to buy, I mean. Not for students to use them on the teachers.
 LaeMi: These are for teachers, I assume.
Image 155765   01-11-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
420
 
 E. HONDA: *papers
 Wet farts: Except for this one.
 San DoDo: !
 fakeusername: well yeah you'd block the sign
Image 155764   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
710
 
 AverageJoe: Bender did it better
 Mr. Shine: SKWAAAAK!!
 Shay: But what if they're all atheists?
 LaeMi: The new Ben Affleck Batman will feature a fresh take on The Penguin as the main villain.
 Thurb Grunombies: Or Emperor even?
Image 155763   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
686
 
 AverageJoe: this was changed to "robot scoundrel" when it was ported to australia
 Flarmie: Hmm...Joseph Engleberger is considered to be the "Father of Robotics". I wonder if they had a falling out of sorts?
 whiplash: Price of admission, one pair of boxers or panties (no crotchless).
 Shay: Chris: he was a tall man.
 Sadbot: @a robot own it, learn to love it, destroy all humans.
 Meow: "we'll be checking at the door"
 Supermansbrother: I think I know a guy in this movie.
 a robot: *sad face*
Image 155762   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
370
 
 Yam: @Thurb Grunombies
 Thurb Grunombies: Bob-San
 Meow: woops... guess not
 Meow: Hey so if I comment more than once now it deletes my previous comment?
 Meow: If they're dirty you're getting sent home because nobody will want to sit next to you
 HeCat Cherries: Strangely enough I didn't loose Any of this in translation
 Scoo: I'm more of a Yamazaki man, myself (and yes, I know they're part of Suntory now).
 Side Boob: Bill Murray is always RAD
Image 155761   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
613
 
 jochenau: halp
 Scoo: Stay Puft, Kitteh
Image 155760   01-11-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
588
 
 jochenau: This is actually what happens if the avocado seed is allowed to sprout.
 trelyate: if I fits, I sits, even in pits
 fakeusername: damnit, cat, get out of there!
 Peach: AvocadoooOOWWWWW! IT BIT ME!
 SunWukong: Potential Guacamoggy.
 SomeCanadian: Purrfectly ripe!
 Scoo: Avocato
Image 155759   01-11-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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