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210872  Hokie333: [tries to dive, Scrooge McDuck style] Aackgh! [Breaks neck]

210906  AFanOfSprite: Weird, they are trying to ban movement.

210905  Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.

210896  bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.

210878  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210850  Hokie333: *squeek-a* *squeak-ah* *squeak* *squeek-a*...

210888  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210906  foreversmug: No, you see, the park doesn't allow people with only average midsections. You have to be either really in shape or really out of shape to use this park. People with average midsections need to find another place to go.

210896  WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."

210859  bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?

210788  Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: read Justin Cronin's The Passage. That's pretty much what it's about. Awesome book.

210896  Christina: Now, propose.

210906  MyPasswordAintPassword: No playing on the playground!

210884  Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

210869  bug: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bullets.

210850  Christina: Some fashion is so nope.

210896  Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.

210904  ineedhepl: Why didn't you fill her bowl with milk?

210871  bug: That... took a lot of work.

210872  Christina: Chocolate, wrapped in foil.

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Score:
399
 
 Warrax: Gracias, Senor Warrax.
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when urinary incontinence strikes?
 ClockworkJackalope: Ya see?!? YA SEE!?! This is what you get for writing bad fan fiction
 Dresdenkeogh: He sure puts the cock in cockatrice.
 Mr. Shine: The Hardy Boys and The Case of The Sweet Jeebus What The Hell Is That
 Peach: It's just like @Helmi Fick said.
 Peach: Gracias, Senor Warrax. *gasp* My flaming goblet of day-wine just floated away on some book! And the shock made me wet myself untidly :(
 Scoo: There's a lot going on here
 Helmi Fick: You have been visited by Chicken-Head-Donkey-Dong-Demon and the Can't Even Duo. Floating books, flaming goblets, and an untidy urine stream will come to you, but only if you comment "Gracias, Senor Warrax."
 LaeMi: I urinate on your pronunciation of my name!
Image 155767   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
1056
 
 Greek Fire: Did she impale that guy on the fence spike in the upper right, cause damn.
 Lestrange: Honour those heroic womens
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Thank you! I had to get that damn Abba song about the Potty Queen outta my head.
 DrinkMixMan: Suffragettes Attack!
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll make you suffer for my suffrage.
 Ulillillia: Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I looked her up, and now I aspire to be even half as bad-ass as Edith Garrud
 Scoo: WHO'S NEXT!?
 LaeMi: True story (the drawing is slightly exaggerated, of course).
Image 155766   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
329
 
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi I feel that all three could be applicable, so win/win/win.
 fanny: everyone gets +. that was a great interaction to read :)
 smarkles: @LaeMi You took this post from middling to marvelous.
 Mr. Butt: We'll pray for you, @LaeMi
 LaeMi: vvv sometimes English can be a mucky language!
 LaeMi: vvv to buy for themselves, I mean, not for teachers to use on the students.
 LaeMi: vvv to buy, I mean. Not for students to use them on the teachers.
 LaeMi: These are for teachers, I assume.
Image 155765   01-11-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
420
 
 E. HONDA: *papers
 Wet farts: Except for this one.
 San DoDo: !
 fakeusername: well yeah you'd block the sign
Image 155764   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
710
 
 AverageJoe: Bender did it better
 Mr. Shine: SKWAAAAK!!
 Shay: But what if they're all atheists?
 LaeMi: The new Ben Affleck Batman will feature a fresh take on The Penguin as the main villain.
 Thurb Grunombies: Or Emperor even?
Image 155763   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
686
 
 AverageJoe: this was changed to "robot scoundrel" when it was ported to australia
 Flarmie: Hmm...Joseph Engleberger is considered to be the "Father of Robotics". I wonder if they had a falling out of sorts?
 whiplash: Price of admission, one pair of boxers or panties (no crotchless).
 Shay: Chris: he was a tall man.
 Sadbot: @a robot own it, learn to love it, destroy all humans.
 Meow: "we'll be checking at the door"
 Supermansbrother: I think I know a guy in this movie.
 a robot: *sad face*
Image 155762   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
370
 
 Yam: @Thurb Grunombies
 Thurb Grunombies: Bob-San
 Meow: woops... guess not
 Meow: Hey so if I comment more than once now it deletes my previous comment?
 Meow: If they're dirty you're getting sent home because nobody will want to sit next to you
 HeCat Cherries: Strangely enough I didn't loose Any of this in translation
 Scoo: I'm more of a Yamazaki man, myself (and yes, I know they're part of Suntory now).
 Side Boob: Bill Murray is always RAD
Image 155761   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
613
 
 jochenau: halp
 Scoo: Stay Puft, Kitteh
Image 155760   01-11-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
588
 
 jochenau: This is actually what happens if the avocado seed is allowed to sprout.
 trelyate: if I fits, I sits, even in pits
 fakeusername: damnit, cat, get out of there!
 Peach: AvocadoooOOWWWWW! IT BIT ME!
 SunWukong: Potential Guacamoggy.
 SomeCanadian: Purrfectly ripe!
 Scoo: Avocato
Image 155759   01-11-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
338
 
 hajjpodge: Major League Gaming is still alive.
 whiplash: It was on sale!
 Peach: You gotta stock up when fresh Slurm is available.
 Kirtov: A shepherd and his flock.
 SomeCanadian: And yet, I still feel empty inside.
 SpaceCow: "No one else may partake of the Mellow Yellow. No one."
 Lestrange: Not that I really care, but what the flip?
 LaeMi: Diabetus, here I come!
Image 155758   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
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