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221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

221475  tib gubb: coo lad

221610  Kaviri: What happened at his feet?

221615  Prumbo: Maybe the drugs are just kicking in ?

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 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi I feel that all three could be applicable, so win/win/win.
 fanny: everyone gets +. that was a great interaction to read :)
 smarkles: @LaeMi You took this post from middling to marvelous.
 Mr. Butt: We'll pray for you, @LaeMi
 LaeMi: vvv sometimes English can be a mucky language!
 LaeMi: vvv to buy for themselves, I mean, not for teachers to use on the students.
 LaeMi: vvv to buy, I mean. Not for students to use them on the teachers.
 LaeMi: These are for teachers, I assume.
Image 155765   01-11-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
420
 
 E. HONDA: *papers
 Wet farts: Except for this one.
 San DoDo: !
 fakeusername: well yeah you'd block the sign
Image 155764   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
710
 
 AverageJoe: Bender did it better
 Mr. Shine: SKWAAAAK!!
 Shay: But what if they're all atheists?
 LaeMi: The new Ben Affleck Batman will feature a fresh take on The Penguin as the main villain.
 Thurb Grunombies: Or Emperor even?
Image 155763   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
686
 
 AverageJoe: this was changed to "robot scoundrel" when it was ported to australia
 Flarmie: Hmm...Joseph Engleberger is considered to be the "Father of Robotics". I wonder if they had a falling out of sorts?
 whiplash: Price of admission, one pair of boxers or panties (no crotchless).
 Shay: Chris: he was a tall man.
 Sadbot: @a robot own it, learn to love it, destroy all humans.
 Meow: "we'll be checking at the door"
 Supermansbrother: I think I know a guy in this movie.
 a robot: *sad face*
Image 155762   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
370
 
 Yam: @Thurb Grunombies
 Thurb Grunombies: Bob-San
 Meow: woops... guess not
 Meow: Hey so if I comment more than once now it deletes my previous comment?
 Meow: If they're dirty you're getting sent home because nobody will want to sit next to you
 HeCat Cherries: Strangely enough I didn't loose Any of this in translation
 Scoo: I'm more of a Yamazaki man, myself (and yes, I know they're part of Suntory now).
 Side Boob: Bill Murray is always RAD
Image 155761   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
613
 
 jochenau: halp
 Scoo: Stay Puft, Kitteh
Image 155760   01-11-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
588
 
 jochenau: This is actually what happens if the avocado seed is allowed to sprout.
 trelyate: if I fits, I sits, even in pits
 fakeusername: damnit, cat, get out of there!
 Peach: AvocadoooOOWWWWW! IT BIT ME!
 SunWukong: Potential Guacamoggy.
 SomeCanadian: Purrfectly ripe!
 Scoo: Avocato
Image 155759   01-11-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
338
 
 hajjpodge: Major League Gaming is still alive.
 whiplash: It was on sale!
 Peach: You gotta stock up when fresh Slurm is available.
 Kirtov: A shepherd and his flock.
 SomeCanadian: And yet, I still feel empty inside.
 SpaceCow: "No one else may partake of the Mellow Yellow. No one."
 Lestrange: Not that I really care, but what the flip?
 LaeMi: Diabetus, here I come!
Image 155758   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
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 Headoftheclass: @WTF I love multi-layered comments. Looking at the revealed reference pic and comments is like unwrapping a present and finding a marvelous gift inside.
 Fancy Clown: Looks like a morlock
 Mr. Shine: Is this Ke$ha?
 Peach: @WTF I knew 2017 was gonna be a good year.
 sparename: Skips looks funny with Halloween teeth
 WTF: Now this guy can suck a real one #155434
 SpaceCow: To Catch a Yeti 2.
 Lestrange: Get a haircut hippy
 SunWukong: This is abominably rad.
 Kohapi: Terry Bradshaw's highschool yearbook photo
Image 155757   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie (damn it, who proofreads this!? *"blue & gold")
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie *bumpier
 jazzjunkie: My blue & cold prefers to ride on my arm when I take him out for walks. The shoulder is a bumper ride; he gets crabby.
 Headoftheclass: "RAAAWK! GET YER DICK OUTTA THE GAS TANK. RAAAWK!"(whistle)
 Fancy Clown: There's a crazy man in Mayfair in London who has 2 of the biggest parrots I've ever seen and he takes them with him on his shoulders or arms when he goes outside.
 Peach: Parrot and pirate very similar sounding words.
 SpaceCow: With that bird, he should be driving a Cutlass.
 Lestrange: Well, he'll never be bored. What a great companion.
 Scoo: The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
 Kohapi: The solution to cellphone use at the pump.
 SunWukong: 7 pieces of 8 per gallon? And they call ME a pirate?
 fanny: you're a long way from sea there, pirate
Image 155756   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
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