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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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Score:
710
 
 AverageJoe: Bender did it better
 Mr. Shine: SKWAAAAK!!
 Shay: But what if they're all atheists?
 LaeMi: The new Ben Affleck Batman will feature a fresh take on The Penguin as the main villain.
 Thurb Grunombies: Or Emperor even?
Image 155763   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
686
 
 AverageJoe: this was changed to "robot scoundrel" when it was ported to australia
 Flarmie: Hmm...Joseph Engleberger is considered to be the "Father of Robotics". I wonder if they had a falling out of sorts?
 whiplash: Price of admission, one pair of boxers or panties (no crotchless).
 Shay: Chris: he was a tall man.
 Sadbot: @a robot own it, learn to love it, destroy all humans.
 Meow: "we'll be checking at the door"
 Supermansbrother: I think I know a guy in this movie.
 a robot: *sad face*
Image 155762   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
370
 
 Yam: @Thurb Grunombies
 Thurb Grunombies: Bob-San
 Meow: woops... guess not
 Meow: Hey so if I comment more than once now it deletes my previous comment?
 Meow: If they're dirty you're getting sent home because nobody will want to sit next to you
 HeCat Cherries: Strangely enough I didn't loose Any of this in translation
 Scoo: I'm more of a Yamazaki man, myself (and yes, I know they're part of Suntory now).
 Side Boob: Bill Murray is always RAD
Image 155761   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
613
 
 jochenau: halp
 Scoo: Stay Puft, Kitteh
Image 155760   01-11-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
588
 
 jochenau: This is actually what happens if the avocado seed is allowed to sprout.
 trelyate: if I fits, I sits, even in pits
 fakeusername: damnit, cat, get out of there!
 Peach: AvocadoooOOWWWWW! IT BIT ME!
 SunWukong: Potential Guacamoggy.
 SomeCanadian: Purrfectly ripe!
 Scoo: Avocato
Image 155759   01-11-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
338
 
 hajjpodge: Major League Gaming is still alive.
 whiplash: It was on sale!
 Peach: You gotta stock up when fresh Slurm is available.
 Kirtov: A shepherd and his flock.
 SomeCanadian: And yet, I still feel empty inside.
 SpaceCow: "No one else may partake of the Mellow Yellow. No one."
 Lestrange: Not that I really care, but what the flip?
 LaeMi: Diabetus, here I come!
Image 155758   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
353
 
 Headoftheclass: @WTF I love multi-layered comments. Looking at the revealed reference pic and comments is like unwrapping a present and finding a marvelous gift inside.
 Fancy Clown: Looks like a morlock
 Mr. Shine: Is this Ke$ha?
 Peach: @WTF I knew 2017 was gonna be a good year.
 sparename: Skips looks funny with Halloween teeth
 WTF: Now this guy can suck a real one #155434
 SpaceCow: To Catch a Yeti 2.
 Lestrange: Get a haircut hippy
 SunWukong: This is abominably rad.
 Kohapi: Terry Bradshaw's highschool yearbook photo
Image 155757   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
308
 
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie (damn it, who proofreads this!? *"blue & gold")
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie *bumpier
 jazzjunkie: My blue & cold prefers to ride on my arm when I take him out for walks. The shoulder is a bumper ride; he gets crabby.
 Headoftheclass: "RAAAWK! GET YER DICK OUTTA THE GAS TANK. RAAAWK!"(whistle)
 Fancy Clown: There's a crazy man in Mayfair in London who has 2 of the biggest parrots I've ever seen and he takes them with him on his shoulders or arms when he goes outside.
 Peach: Parrot and pirate very similar sounding words.
 SpaceCow: With that bird, he should be driving a Cutlass.
 Lestrange: Well, he'll never be bored. What a great companion.
 Scoo: The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
 Kohapi: The solution to cellphone use at the pump.
 SunWukong: 7 pieces of 8 per gallon? And they call ME a pirate?
 fanny: you're a long way from sea there, pirate
Image 155756   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
471
 
 werterland: @Niels Bohr I was thinking it looked like a picture one might find in an exam room at a pediatrician's office.
 Niels Bohr: Looks like an antihistamine ad.
 Flarmie: So, she's spreading around yellow stuff...and he's trying to catch yellow stuff...I can't help but thing this activity would be much easier if she got down from her moonswingachute and just gave him some.
 Lestrange: That's not a moon...
 Kohapi: Lunachute
Image 155755   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
291
 
 RiderFan: @whiplash Found a flaw in that plan: Take a closer look, she's not bare footed.
 Headoftheclass: Looks like she's about to take an aerobic country shit.
 whiplash: Dorian Dammer (thinking): Yeah, I'm gonna smash that gal's bare feet later on. That'll teach her!
 Peach: The lighting in this picture has made this woman's arms a completely different shade than her legs. It's really throwing me off.
 a robot: Welcome to hell.
 SunWukong: We have both types. Country AND Western!
 Scoo: I'm partial to Anaerobic Country Hits, myself
 Amy Housewine: Toe-tappin' and hand-clappin' are not the most effective excercise techniques, but they're probably better than nothing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Surely you mean hellevators
 Peter Pantsless: Dammer? I barely know 'er!
 Knice: This plays at 120dB in the elevators of hell.
Image 155754   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
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