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156945  Headoftheclass: Oral sex? Oral-b?

156961  thebiglutovsky: They seem nice.

156950  Headoftheclass: I dunno. I think I deserve quite a lot.

156941  Reddest of Necks: Life uhh finds a way

156963  thebiglutovsky: So they finally colorized the old Steve McQueen movie, eh?

156964  thebiglutovsky: Sadly, I cannot forget about my worries and my strife.

156958  Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiiiit. Lost Purple Status again."

156965  thebiglutovsky: Well, I mean... I call people cats all the time. "That big cat out in the lot", for example. I have no answer for the croissants thing.

156954  Ulillillia: What is this, a hat for ants? ...I guess not.

156966  thebiglutovsky: We've apparently come to the wrong neighborhood.

156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

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156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156864 Shay: I see your problem here, sir. I am a raccoon, not an IT tech you moron.

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156884 whiplash: Fortunately the Kenya Car Wash is right down the street, to get the bloodstains off those nice white vehicles.



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Scoo uploaded 156656 (891 points)
Dresdenkeogh uploaded 156772 (887 points)
SpaceCow uploaded 156716 (876 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 156616 (876 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 156762 (866 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156479 (861 points)
elmstreet uploaded 156585 (835 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156650 (827 points)
Scoo uploaded 156490 (788 points)
Black Jesus uploaded 156843 (788 points)
pewdiepie uploaded 156898 (786 points)


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 2. Scoo: 14639 points
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 7347 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 5663 points
 7. Hyphae: 5469 points
 8. Whatever: 5204 points
 9. Peter Pantsless: 4629 points
10. Mr. Butt: 4534 points
11. fanny: 4369 points
12. Gomi Day: 3970 points
13. scribbs: 3755 points
14. Jaunty Shrimp: 3723 points
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Score:
308
 
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie (damn it, who proofreads this!? *"blue & gold")
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie *bumpier
 jazzjunkie: My blue & cold prefers to ride on my arm when I take him out for walks. The shoulder is a bumper ride; he gets crabby.
 Headoftheclass: "RAAAWK! GET YER DICK OUTTA THE GAS TANK. RAAAWK!"(whistle)
 Fancy Clown: There's a crazy man in Mayfair in London who has 2 of the biggest parrots I've ever seen and he takes them with him on his shoulders or arms when he goes outside.
 Peach: Parrot and pirate very similar sounding words.
 SpaceCow: With that bird, he should be driving a Cutlass.
 Lestrange: Well, he'll never be bored. What a great companion.
 Scoo: The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
 Kohapi: The solution to cellphone use at the pump.
 SunWukong: 7 pieces of 8 per gallon? And they call ME a pirate?
 fanny: you're a long way from sea there, pirate
Image 155756   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
471
 
 werterland: @Niels Bohr I was thinking it looked like a picture one might find in an exam room at a pediatrician's office.
 Niels Bohr: Looks like an antihistamine ad.
 Flarmie: So, she's spreading around yellow stuff...and he's trying to catch yellow stuff...I can't help but thing this activity would be much easier if she got down from her moonswingachute and just gave him some.
 Lestrange: That's not a moon...
 Kohapi: Lunachute
Image 155755   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
291
 
 RiderFan: @whiplash Found a flaw in that plan: Take a closer look, she's not bare footed.
 Headoftheclass: Looks like she's about to take an aerobic country shit.
 whiplash: Dorian Dammer (thinking): Yeah, I'm gonna smash that gal's bare feet later on. That'll teach her!
 Peach: The lighting in this picture has made this woman's arms a completely different shade than her legs. It's really throwing me off.
 a robot: Welcome to hell.
 SunWukong: We have both types. Country AND Western!
 Scoo: I'm partial to Anaerobic Country Hits, myself
 Amy Housewine: Toe-tappin' and hand-clappin' are not the most effective excercise techniques, but they're probably better than nothing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Surely you mean hellevators
 Peter Pantsless: Dammer? I barely know 'er!
 Knice: This plays at 120dB in the elevators of hell.
Image 155754   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
475
 
 jochenau: Mrs. Doubtfire lives!
 Mr. Butt: I love E.T.
 TurkeyVulture: When Jessica Fletcher rides her bike into town, folks start dropping like flies.
Image 155753   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
579
 
 LurkedMoar: Why don't you kill me
 tritium: ...baby.
 SunWukong: I LIKE ROSETTEHORN!!!
 fumbduck: Give it back, whoever stole this from me.
 Peach: First is the worst.
 Scoo: First loser is the last winner!
Image 155752   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
530
 
 LaeMi: @LaeMi - there is an underscore between the final v and M in that youtube address that AG won't parse! :-/
 Peach: Khajiit vs Argonian
 Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite you wristwatch
 Scoo: C'mere and give kitty a hug. C'mon now, don't be shy, bring it on in.
 LaeMi: Kitten Kong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-EvM
 Knice: Godzilla vs Meowthra
Image 155751   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yeah, as in "I just drank a shittonne of Victoria Bitters, now let me tell you about abos, mate"
 Scoo: @Sadbot I believe they spell it "shittonne"
 Fancy Clown: Surely it should be "Flintstoning this bitch"
 a robot: Thank you for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 Sadbot: Oh good, an Aussie with a shitton of opinions. Hello, every trans-Pacific seatmate.
 tritium: But, what if they had a war, and nobody came?
 Peach: Should have written "UIDWARD" at the end of their license plate.
 Scoo: The best thing about the English language is that any noun can be verbed. Probably also why shit like this overwhelmingly shows up in the Anglosphere.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba do it!
 Yam: @SomeCanadian Unfortunately, relative to production, so are a lot of folks wages.
 Amy Housewine: It's an interesting verb.
 bug: How nature says "do not touch"
 fumbduck: To the trashmobile!
 SomeCanadian: Fuel prices are at historic lows.
Image 155750   01-11-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
659
 
 Telkwa: She swallowed the bird to catch the snake; she swallowed the snake to catch the other snake...
 Peach: *twang, twang, twaaaaaang*
 Micro Jackson: I still can't figure out this fuckin string theory
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl Practical solutions to common problems.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 hearsegirl: when the bluebird of happiness has to go undercover as a frog while using regurgitated rubber bands to fashion reins to control your snakeception steed.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 Flarmie: This is what Scientologists actually believe.
 Amy Housewine: *William Tell Overture*
 TurkeyVulture: I specifically requested the opposite of this.
 Lestrange: The Joy of some damn thing.
Image 155749   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
274
 
 mammal883: UFIA
 whiplash: Emma Watson got some bitchin' weed from Rupert Grint.
 Telkwa: There was a young lady who swallowed a frog...
 Kohapi: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Peach: *forehead slap* COULD'VE HAD A V8!
 Side Boob: kree tal lok!
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, I'd make that face, too if I saw #155749 in my living room
Image 155748   01-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
342
 
 scribbs: That's my dad IRL, photo taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 Peach: *clomp, clomp, SPLAT!*
 Micro Jackson: I think you are going to need a bigger umbrella
 fumbduck: Self-driving trojan
 SunWukong: Da Vinci's girlfriend was a big lass.
Image 155747   01-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
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