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221265  east bay: I knew Ronald had an ulterior motive all those years.

221256  addend: Strangers extend an empty hand. Friends hand me a full glass of booze.

221265  phonk: Billions and billions have...

221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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221114 Felicity: George Burns as a...what is this?

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

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Score:
475
 
 jochenau: Mrs. Doubtfire lives!
 Mr. Butt: I love E.T.
 TurkeyVulture: When Jessica Fletcher rides her bike into town, folks start dropping like flies.
Image 155753   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
596
 
 LurkedMoar: Why don't you kill me
 tritium: ...baby.
 SunWukong: I LIKE ROSETTEHORN!!!
 fumbduck: Give it back, whoever stole this from me.
 Peach: First is the worst.
 Scoo: First loser is the last winner!
Image 155752   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
530
 
 hat thrab: #153999
 LaeMi: @LaeMi - there is an underscore between the final v and M in that youtube address that AG won't parse! :-/
 Peach: Khajiit vs Argonian
 Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite you wristwatch
 Scoo: C'mere and give kitty a hug. C'mon now, don't be shy, bring it on in.
 LaeMi: Kitten Kong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-EvM
 Knice: Godzilla vs Meowthra
Image 155751   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yeah, as in "I just drank a shittonne of Victoria Bitters, now let me tell you about abos, mate"
 Scoo: @Sadbot I believe they spell it "shittonne"
 Fancy Clown: Surely it should be "Flintstoning this bitch"
 a robot: Thank you for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 Sadbot: Oh good, an Aussie with a shitton of opinions. Hello, every trans-Pacific seatmate.
 tritium: But, what if they had a war, and nobody came?
 Peach: Should have written "UIDWARD" at the end of their license plate.
 Scoo: The best thing about the English language is that any noun can be verbed. Probably also why shit like this overwhelmingly shows up in the Anglosphere.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba do it!
 Yam: @SomeCanadian Unfortunately, relative to production, so are a lot of folks wages.
 Amy Housewine: It's an interesting verb.
 bug: How nature says "do not touch"
 fumbduck: To the trashmobile!
 SomeCanadian: Fuel prices are at historic lows.
Image 155750   01-11-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
659
 
 Telkwa: She swallowed the bird to catch the snake; she swallowed the snake to catch the other snake...
 Peach: *twang, twang, twaaaaaang*
 Micro Jackson: I still can't figure out this fuckin string theory
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl Practical solutions to common problems.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 hearsegirl: when the bluebird of happiness has to go undercover as a frog while using regurgitated rubber bands to fashion reins to control your snakeception steed.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 Flarmie: This is what Scientologists actually believe.
 Amy Housewine: *William Tell Overture*
 TurkeyVulture: I specifically requested the opposite of this.
 Lestrange: The Joy of some damn thing.
Image 155749   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
298
 
 mammal883: UFIA
 whiplash: Emma Watson got some bitchin' weed from Rupert Grint.
 Telkwa: There was a young lady who swallowed a frog...
 Kohapi: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Peach: *forehead slap* COULD'VE HAD A V8!
 Side Boob: kree tal lok!
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, I'd make that face, too if I saw #155749 in my living room
Image 155748   01-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
342
 
 scribbs: That's my dad IRL, photo taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 Peach: *clomp, clomp, SPLAT!*
 Micro Jackson: I think you are going to need a bigger umbrella
 fumbduck: Self-driving trojan
 SunWukong: Da Vinci's girlfriend was a big lass.
Image 155747   01-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
121
 
 Telkwa: No triple letter scores on this gameboard kinda messes with the usual strategy.
 Peach: While intensely maintaining eye-contact: "You mean OUR-space."
 Micro Jackson: What the fuck is that? It's not in the dictionary...
 TurkeyVulture: No proper nouns.
 Scoo: Cool, you can play ACME SPY
 Peter Pantsless: actually that's seven spaces
Image 155746   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
331
 
 Shay: A Charlie Brown Halloween Wedding
 Jotun: Trumps inauguration
 whiplash: Look, we don't want to advertise this as a Klan wedding, so everybody smush down your points.
 Peach: Gay marriage? What's next, ghost weddings?
 Lestrange: Got the instructions mixed up, married 6 Miss Havershams.
 Peter Pantsless: "Shit, I thought we could part at death."
 Micro Jackson: I boo!
Image 155745   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
285
 
 RiderFan: @Shay Its hard to really define the genre Igorrr resides in.
 Shay: Dare I ask what kind of music this is?
 Micro Jackson: I gorr, you gorr. Nostril!
 Mexico: This is a good album.
 LaeMi: Igorrr looks like a rather pleasant chap, actually.
 sparename: Esmereldog
Image 155744   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
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