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216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

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216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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Score:
530
 
 hat thrab: #153999
 LaeMi: @LaeMi - there is an underscore between the final v and M in that youtube address that AG won't parse! :-/
 Peach: Khajiit vs Argonian
 Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite you wristwatch
 Scoo: C'mere and give kitty a hug. C'mon now, don't be shy, bring it on in.
 LaeMi: Kitten Kong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-EvM
 Knice: Godzilla vs Meowthra
Image 155751   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yeah, as in "I just drank a shittonne of Victoria Bitters, now let me tell you about abos, mate"
 Scoo: @Sadbot I believe they spell it "shittonne"
 Fancy Clown: Surely it should be "Flintstoning this bitch"
 a robot: Thank you for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 Sadbot: Oh good, an Aussie with a shitton of opinions. Hello, every trans-Pacific seatmate.
 tritium: But, what if they had a war, and nobody came?
 Peach: Should have written "UIDWARD" at the end of their license plate.
 Scoo: The best thing about the English language is that any noun can be verbed. Probably also why shit like this overwhelmingly shows up in the Anglosphere.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba do it!
 Yam: @SomeCanadian Unfortunately, relative to production, so are a lot of folks wages.
 Amy Housewine: It's an interesting verb.
 bug: How nature says "do not touch"
 fumbduck: To the trashmobile!
 SomeCanadian: Fuel prices are at historic lows.
Image 155750   01-11-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
659
 
 Telkwa: She swallowed the bird to catch the snake; she swallowed the snake to catch the other snake...
 Peach: *twang, twang, twaaaaaang*
 Micro Jackson: I still can't figure out this fuckin string theory
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl Practical solutions to common problems.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 hearsegirl: when the bluebird of happiness has to go undercover as a frog while using regurgitated rubber bands to fashion reins to control your snakeception steed.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 Flarmie: This is what Scientologists actually believe.
 Amy Housewine: *William Tell Overture*
 TurkeyVulture: I specifically requested the opposite of this.
 Lestrange: The Joy of some damn thing.
Image 155749   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
298
 
 mammal883: UFIA
 whiplash: Emma Watson got some bitchin' weed from Rupert Grint.
 Telkwa: There was a young lady who swallowed a frog...
 Kohapi: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Peach: *forehead slap* COULD'VE HAD A V8!
 Side Boob: kree tal lok!
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, I'd make that face, too if I saw #155749 in my living room
Image 155748   01-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
342
 
 scribbs: That's my dad IRL, photo taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 Peach: *clomp, clomp, SPLAT!*
 Micro Jackson: I think you are going to need a bigger umbrella
 fumbduck: Self-driving trojan
 SunWukong: Da Vinci's girlfriend was a big lass.
Image 155747   01-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
121
 
 Telkwa: No triple letter scores on this gameboard kinda messes with the usual strategy.
 Peach: While intensely maintaining eye-contact: "You mean OUR-space."
 Micro Jackson: What the fuck is that? It's not in the dictionary...
 TurkeyVulture: No proper nouns.
 Scoo: Cool, you can play ACME SPY
 Peter Pantsless: actually that's seven spaces
Image 155746   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
331
 
 Shay: A Charlie Brown Halloween Wedding
 Jotun: Trumps inauguration
 whiplash: Look, we don't want to advertise this as a Klan wedding, so everybody smush down your points.
 Peach: Gay marriage? What's next, ghost weddings?
 Lestrange: Got the instructions mixed up, married 6 Miss Havershams.
 Peter Pantsless: "Shit, I thought we could part at death."
 Micro Jackson: I boo!
Image 155745   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
285
 
 RiderFan: @Shay Its hard to really define the genre Igorrr resides in.
 Shay: Dare I ask what kind of music this is?
 Micro Jackson: I gorr, you gorr. Nostril!
 Mexico: This is a good album.
 LaeMi: Igorrr looks like a rather pleasant chap, actually.
 sparename: Esmereldog
Image 155744   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
425
 
 tritium: We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
 Amy Housewine: "Songs In A&E" was a less helpful book.
 LaeMi: Technically, everything that happens, happens IN SPAAAAACE.
 SunWukong: Staggering album.
Image 155743   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
471
 
 Cami: Rawr.
 Prostata: birth control panties
 Headoftheclass: Blanche always goes commando.
 Supermansbrother: Everybody think's they're a Dorothy but really you're probably more of a Rose.
 Micro Jackson: Those stains are never going to come out
 raditzu: The grannies are watching :
 hearsegirl: Blanche's is crotchless. Classic Blanche.
 Knice: The granniest of panties.
Image 155742   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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