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221360  BavidDowie: this dessicates the fruit

221381  clayjar: FINALLY!

221386  angry: Nice, made my day!

221180  Cami: @kensin @Skaalar Do you want references? Because that's how you get references.

221368  Dr Awkward: You guys are really hamming it up.

221347  carpwoman: @ignatz - He's behind the tree.

221352  carpwoman: Yeah, just take that off.

221379  Side Boob: Are you gator bait? Only for the friendly spaceship, baby!

221386  topcity: What about Jurassic Parks and Rec

221359  carpwoman: As it melts away.

221305  trelyate: she was impregnated by a baguette?

221378  Prostata: yeah... i finally shaved the bush.

221330  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless this is us, waiting for spacelegs in Elite or Star Citizen to be finished.

221386  shadebane: Jurassic Clues

221340  trelyate: NO COMMENTING

221368  carpwoman: Nah, man, that's where she carries her bread, man.

221340  Spazstatic:

221345  trelyate: also he seems to have some sort of disease that turns his skin grey

221377  Dr Awkward: Yolo.

221352  trelyate: but I always drink plenty of... malk?

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221148 Alaskan: Never, never, and NEVER!

221165 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Same. I almost forgot that I told you guys about that Bubbles thing. I retroactively added some (+)'s myself. Thanks @Felicity! Although I think only @Knice remembers every image

221233 PushyWebsite: You only get that much zaniness from an improv group photo.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221352 carpwoman: Yeah, just take that off.

221163 VeeKay: @carpwoman Maple trees!

221182 WetWilly: How does it feel? How does it feel motherfucker?

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Image 155729 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pirate. We'll pray for you, pirate.
Score:
339
 
 msmstud: Salvador Dali (2006, on the internet): "I'm weird as I wanna be, y'all can suck it."
 Scoo: So much classier than #155604
Image 155728   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
138
 
 sparename: 'Drag Pavement' unaffected by dripping mascara or overloaded stillettoes
 SpaceCow: Drag pavement is a lot less fun than drag racing.
 Radstarboom: Shag Carpet.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Thanks fam :D
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I came back and radvoted your comment after thinking about it for a little while
 Mr. Butt: Hipster garbage.
Image 155727   01-11-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
624
 
 KingTrebek: Find joy where you can. If it's in your sandwich cutting, so be it.
 Theta Zero: @Snowta Butthorn is the name of a comic where the jokes are entirely around the author being socially awkward and depressed, with this sole comic being the only exception I've seen.
 Snowta: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THINGS ARE "HORN" ... I think I may have missed something
 SomeCanadian: I wonder if @Beth Evans knows how much her comic has changed the lives within the Spaceship. I feel like she would be proud.
 Hosebag: @Knice I'm for 'em!
 Minx: How true that is....
 msmstud: @SunWukong @SomeCanadian @Mr. Butt -- Thank you for the butthole/Hellraiser material; I feel less disreputable. For my martinis I had to go to a party supply store to get extra long toothpicks for the olives, and the best value was the frilly ones (obviously intended for hors d'oeuvres and sandwiches). Less classy, but functional.
 Mr. Butt: @SomeCanadian Hellraiser no. 10 coming along nicely, I see.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Butt I've had my ass eaten by frilly toothpicks. 3/10, technically proficient, but punctured rectum. Would not repeat.
 Ulillillia: At least she found joy in something
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN!!!
 Kohapi: Human: cut in half, "nice, very clinical and neat." ---cut diagonally, "OMG, I'm a Samurai!"
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Toothpicks are okay. Frilly toothpicks can eat my ass. Toothpicks with an olive on top? Glorious.
 Scoo: I LIKE SANDWICHHORN!
 Knice: How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
Image 155726   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
421
 
 SpaceCow: He was shocked to learn most people only have one face.
 sparename: "Come on Devil, I've done all these wrongs..."
 Kohapi: You'd think he wouldn't need the dildo with all the head he's getting.
 SomeCanadian: This act was ahead of it's time.
Image 155725   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
517
 
 SpaceCow: Diabolik's new lair is much nicer than the last.
 TurkeyVulture: I died here like 400 times in Oblivion.
 msmstud: I never watched Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.
 smusher: Cavernous af
 Kohapi: Little 8yr old Bobby didn't half ass his "your mom's vagina is so big" jokes.
 Niels Bohr: There's a world going on underground
Image 155724   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
548
 
 Minx: Oh Jesus.
 Kohapi: Not so good vibrations.
 Scoo: Dootwave
Image 155723   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Image 155722 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 99.9 Percent. Your image was bad, 99.9 Percent.
Score:
374
 
 Micro Jackson: You married the in-laws too, unfortunately
 Dresdenkeogh: The horrifying thing is that the new bride and groom were the only peope posing when the picture was taken. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
 whiplash: @Kohapi : Yes, I see best man Richard Nixon, second from right.
 Kohapi: Ronald Reagan's wedding was very Hollywood.
 Supermansbrother: I like the flower girl.
 Yam: How much you wanna bet this was the grooms idea?
Image 155721   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
150
 
 Headoftheclass: "Hey, kid! My eyes are up here!"
 Micro Jackson: A man of considerable girth
 LaeMi: I like big guts and I cannot lie.
 Minx: He can not un-see what he has seen.
 Scoo: @Wet farts Round is a shape!
 Wet farts: Why are some people so proud to be out of shape?
 whiplash: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 Lestrange: Lovin the ole stretchies
 SomeCanadian: Hey look! An political metaphor!
 Robespierre: I thought vertical stripes were thinning...
Image 155720   01-11-17   Uploaded by    westerner
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