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248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

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248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248680 bug: pornhub

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck



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Score:
138
 
 sparename: 'Drag Pavement' unaffected by dripping mascara or overloaded stillettoes
 SpaceCow: Drag pavement is a lot less fun than drag racing.
 Radstarboom: Shag Carpet.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Thanks fam :D
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I came back and radvoted your comment after thinking about it for a little while
 Mr. Butt: Hipster garbage.
Image 155727   01-11-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
624
 
 KingTrebek: Find joy where you can. If it's in your sandwich cutting, so be it.
 Theta Zero: @Snowta Butthorn is the name of a comic where the jokes are entirely around the author being socially awkward and depressed, with this sole comic being the only exception I've seen.
 Snowta: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THINGS ARE "HORN" ... I think I may have missed something
 SomeCanadian: I wonder if @Beth Evans knows how much her comic has changed the lives within the Spaceship. I feel like she would be proud.
 Hosebag: @Knice I'm for 'em!
 Minx: How true that is....
 msmstud: @SunWukong @SomeCanadian @Mr. Butt -- Thank you for the butthole/Hellraiser material; I feel less disreputable. For my martinis I had to go to a party supply store to get extra long toothpicks for the olives, and the best value was the frilly ones (obviously intended for hors d'oeuvres and sandwiches). Less classy, but functional.
 Mr. Butt: @SomeCanadian Hellraiser no. 10 coming along nicely, I see.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Butt I've had my ass eaten by frilly toothpicks. 3/10, technically proficient, but punctured rectum. Would not repeat.
 Ulillillia: At least she found joy in something
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN!!!
 Kohapi: Human: cut in half, "nice, very clinical and neat." ---cut diagonally, "OMG, I'm a Samurai!"
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Toothpicks are okay. Frilly toothpicks can eat my ass. Toothpicks with an olive on top? Glorious.
 Scoo: I LIKE SANDWICHHORN!
 Knice: How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
Image 155726   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
421
 
 SpaceCow: He was shocked to learn most people only have one face.
 sparename: "Come on Devil, I've done all these wrongs..."
 Kohapi: You'd think he wouldn't need the dildo with all the head he's getting.
 SomeCanadian: This act was ahead of it's time.
Image 155725   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
517
 
 SpaceCow: Diabolik's new lair is much nicer than the last.
 TurkeyVulture: I died here like 400 times in Oblivion.
 msmstud: I never watched Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.
 smusher: Cavernous af
 Kohapi: Little 8yr old Bobby didn't half ass his "your mom's vagina is so big" jokes.
 Niels Bohr: There's a world going on underground
Image 155724   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
548
 
 Minx: Oh Jesus.
 Kohapi: Not so good vibrations.
 Scoo: Dootwave
Image 155723   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Image 155722 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 99.9 Percent. Boo, 99.9 Percent.
Score:
374
 
 Micro Jackson: You married the in-laws too, unfortunately
 Dresdenkeogh: The horrifying thing is that the new bride and groom were the only peope posing when the picture was taken. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
 whiplash: @Kohapi : Yes, I see best man Richard Nixon, second from right.
 Kohapi: Ronald Reagan's wedding was very Hollywood.
 Supermansbrother: I like the flower girl.
 Yam: How much you wanna bet this was the grooms idea?
Image 155721   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
150
 
 Headoftheclass: "Hey, kid! My eyes are up here!"
 Micro Jackson: A man of considerable girth
 LaeMi: I like big guts and I cannot lie.
 Minx: He can not un-see what he has seen.
 Scoo: @Wet farts Round is a shape!
 Wet farts: Why are some people so proud to be out of shape?
 whiplash: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 Lestrange: Lovin the ole stretchies
 SomeCanadian: Hey look! An political metaphor!
 redrex: I thought vertical stripes were thinning...
Image 155720   01-11-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
335
 
 p-niiice: White pyramid in front left is melting down because why I gotta be next to this immigrant
 Minx: Bill?
 Quackzy: Blue pyramid left of center is drenched in the tears of the one behind it, but realizes that there is nothing he can do at this point. He is resigned to his soggy fate
 Kohapi: My kinda porn right here!
 Radstarboom: Adventure Time!
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
 p-niiice: mommy why is rabbitman riding on hellboy and looking at the pyramids
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is actually a photo of Andrew Looney's home.
 Frank herbert: Illumitrippy confirmed
Image 155719   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
268
 
 whiplash: Beverly Hills is showing its age.
Image 155718   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
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