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204355  Side Boob: When I grow up, I want to be a school bus!

204354  Mr. Shine: Probably nothing.

204292  ignatz: Yup, I'm definitely colourblind

204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

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1. Yurishiro
2. Robespierre
3. Felicity
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5. Ulillillia
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.



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eevee uploaded 203952 (1101 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 203843 (959 points)
waynelord uploaded 203911 (942 points)
Side Boob uploaded 204175 (933 points)
Borkf uploaded 204276 (933 points)
Red uploaded 204161 (879 points)
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epitasis uploaded 203931 (848 points)
Skinr uploaded 204196 (830 points)
trucker uploaded 203980 (822 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204036 (814 points)
Prumbo uploaded 203842 (786 points)
depression uploaded 204223 (761 points)
CrookedCop uploaded 203917 (759 points)
au bon pain uploaded 204163 (756 points)


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 6. Supermansbrother: 2845 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2598 points
 8. Skinr: 2448 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 2364 points
10. Yurishiro: 1932 points
11. Bagels: 1715 points
12. DrinkMixMan: 1634 points
13. waynelord: 1626 points
14. bigjim: 1616 points
15. Borkf: 1602 points
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Score:
624
 
 KingTrebek: Find joy where you can. If it's in your sandwich cutting, so be it.
 Theta Zero: @Snowta Butthorn is the name of a comic where the jokes are entirely around the author being socially awkward and depressed, with this sole comic being the only exception I've seen.
 Snowta: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THINGS ARE "HORN" ... I think I may have missed something
 SomeCanadian: I wonder if @Beth Evans knows how much her comic has changed the lives within the Spaceship. I feel like she would be proud.
 Hosebag: @Knice I'm for 'em!
 Minx: How true that is....
 msmstud: @SunWukong @SomeCanadian @Mr. Butt -- Thank you for the butthole/Hellraiser material; I feel less disreputable. For my martinis I had to go to a party supply store to get extra long toothpicks for the olives, and the best value was the frilly ones (obviously intended for hors d'oeuvres and sandwiches). Less classy, but functional.
 Mr. Butt: @SomeCanadian Hellraiser no. 10 coming along nicely, I see.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Butt I've had my ass eaten by frilly toothpicks. 3/10, technically proficient, but punctured rectum. Would not repeat.
 Ulillillia: At least she found joy in something
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN!!!
 Kohapi: Human: cut in half, "nice, very clinical and neat." ---cut diagonally, "OMG, I'm a Samurai!"
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Toothpicks are okay. Frilly toothpicks can eat my ass. Toothpicks with an olive on top? Glorious.
 Scoo: I LIKE SANDWICHHORN!
 Knice: How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
Image 155726   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
421
 
 SpaceCow: He was shocked to learn most people only have one face.
 sparename: "Come on Devil, I've done all these wrongs..."
 Kohapi: You'd think he wouldn't need the dildo with all the head he's getting.
 SomeCanadian: This act was ahead of it's time.
Image 155725   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
517
 
 SpaceCow: Diabolik's new lair is much nicer than the last.
 TurkeyVulture: I died here like 400 times in Oblivion.
 msmstud: I never watched Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.
 smusher: Cavernous af
 Kohapi: Little 8yr old Bobby didn't half ass his "your mom's vagina is so big" jokes.
 Niels Bohr: There's a world going on underground
Image 155724   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
548
 
 Minx: Oh Jesus.
 Kohapi: Not so good vibrations.
 Scoo: Dootwave
Image 155723   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Image 155722 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 99.9 Percent. Your image was bad, 99.9 Percent.
Score:
374
 
 Micro Jackson: You married the in-laws too, unfortunately
 Dresdenkeogh: The horrifying thing is that the new bride and groom were the only peope posing when the picture was taken. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
 whiplash: @Kohapi : Yes, I see best man Richard Nixon, second from right.
 Kohapi: Ronald Reagan's wedding was very Hollywood.
 Supermansbrother: I like the flower girl.
 Yam: How much you wanna bet this was the grooms idea?
Image 155721   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
150
 
 Headoftheclass: "Hey, kid! My eyes are up here!"
 Micro Jackson: A man of considerable girth
 LaeMi: I like big guts and I cannot lie.
 Minx: He can not un-see what he has seen.
 Scoo: @Wet farts Round is a shape!
 Wet farts: Why are some people so proud to be out of shape?
 whiplash: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 Lestrange: Lovin the ole stretchies
 SomeCanadian: Hey look! An political metaphor!
 Robespierre: I thought vertical stripes were thinning...
Image 155720   01-11-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
335
 
 p-niiice: White pyramid in front left is melting down because why I gotta be next to this immigrant
 Minx: Bill?
 Quackzy: Blue pyramid left of center is drenched in the tears of the one behind it, but realizes that there is nothing he can do at this point. He is resigned to his soggy fate
 Kohapi: My kinda porn right here!
 Radstarboom: Adventure Time!
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
 p-niiice: mommy why is rabbitman riding on hellboy and looking at the pyramids
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is actually a photo of Andrew Looney's home.
 Frank herbert: Illumitrippy confirmed
Image 155719   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
268
 
 whiplash: Beverly Hills is showing its age.
Image 155718   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
492
 
 Kohapi: Huh. I always thought giraffes would be taller.
 DrinkMixMan: Africa Attacks!
Image 155717   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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