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169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

169405  Beef Supreme: I liked how he was Karloff's sidekick in The Invisible Ray.

169415  Beef Supreme: Genocide shop? You have to sugar-coat that shit a little. Open up under the guise of a "Women's Health Clinic", say you're non-profit but take huge salaries. Maybe you can secure government funding for helping out the poor, like the leading national chain of genocide shops does.

169415  funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus

169291  Hokie333: Evil spirits hate clowns as much as the rest of us.

169420  Dresdenkeogh: *in my best bandicoot impression * "WOAH" OOGA OOGA

169330  Hokie333: Later, shitlord.

169389  Dreforian: Swamp Thing's day job

169415  Dr Awkward: "Time to make the genocides!"

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169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

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169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free



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Score:
335
 
 p-niiice: White pyramid in front left is melting down because why I gotta be next to this immigrant
 Minx: Bill?
 Quackzy: Blue pyramid left of center is drenched in the tears of the one behind it, but realizes that there is nothing he can do at this point. He is resigned to his soggy fate
 Kohapi: My kinda porn right here!
 Radstarboom: Adventure Time!
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
 p-niiice: mommy why is rabbitman riding on hellboy and looking at the pyramids
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is actually a photo of Andrew Looney's home.
 Frank herbert: Illumitrippy confirmed
Image 155719   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
268
 
 whiplash: Beverly Hills is showing its age.
Image 155718   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
492
 
 Kohapi: Huh. I always thought giraffes would be taller.
 DrinkMixMan: Africa Attacks!
Image 155717   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
111
 
 XLY: not bloody likely
 ignatz: Only when they're holding
 AverageJoe: no, because police dogs are not racist
 DrinkMixMan: They're just animals.
 hajjpodge: They just see a butt that they haven't smelled yet.
 Scoo: Unlikely
Image 155716   01-11-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
822
 
 SpaceCow: "Wait, what happened to Siam?"
 jochenau: Deploying eyelasers, please stand by.
 Minx: I can smell color, and see sound....
 Kohapi: "I.... can see through time."
 a robot: Wanna pet that gorgeous kitty!
 Frank herbert: @fakeusername he still needs more to become a vagina face
 DrinkMixMan: "Oh shit, it's a cop."
 fakeusername: The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness.
 Scoo: Kitty has seen some shit
Image 155715   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
276
 
 Lestrange: @sparename Damn it, wrong by a whole Iran.
 sparename: @Lestrange One of S.Hussein's recent 'palaces' next to some 4000yr old bits of Babylon..
 Lestrange: Rad for modern building on ancient structure. I'm guessing an Alexandrine castle in Afghanistan?
 Commenter: looks fun, lets explore
Image 155714   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
523
 
 Vinochet: that's what she said
 LaeMi: There is a sculpture outside one of our buildings that I always call "The giant cinebun roll". It is about this size, but unfortunately made of rusty steel.
 Kohapi: Could you imagine sitting in your car just tucking into that giant cinnamon bun. Dream come true.
 Bartleby: Sure it's cheap, but what you get is little packets of butter, flour, and sugar. The cinnamon is missing and the picture directions make no sense.
 Scoo: Damn
 whiplash: If you want the billboard-sized one, that'll be $2.
 Ulillillia: Fine, I'll just get the giant hot dog instead.
 Knice: Well, FUCK! *angrily stuffs dollar back into wallet*
Image 155713   01-11-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
652
 
 Bartleby: DICK PUNCH!
 Kohapi: Eh. Bear porn just doesn't do it for me. Don't wanna yuck someone's yum, though.
 scribbs: @Knice "Turn your head and cough, Mr. Putin." *cue porn music*
 Knice: An image directly from one of Trump's wet dreams.
 scribbs: "I'm gonna hit you so hard your grandchildren will hurt!"
Image 155712   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
163
 
 raditzu: wet dreams?
 Peach: @fanny Omg I love it! Ha ha, there can be no greater relief than releasing you didn't shit the bed :D
 fanny: @Peach lol, in full disclosure, in my sleepy state there was a moment that i thought " oh my god i shat the bed" and was quite relieved when i saw it was a banana peel
 Peach: @fanny In my house the only garbage that hides in bed is me.
 Kohapi: Proof your wife isn't pregnant yet.
 fanny: I thought it was bad when i woke up in the middle of the night with banana peel on my leg last week. (the toddler proudly took credit for that the next day, "it was hiding in the sheets")
 Spazstatic: Your breakfast in bed skills need improvement
 Frank herbert: That mattress isnt purple
 Zampano: Mom, i yolked the bed again
 Zukero: @Sandor that's it !
 DrinkMixMan: Exhibit A
 Scoo: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 Sandor: @Teechur Takes ovulation to the eggstreme?
 questionable: it's pretty bad, but it's not the worse hollandaise sauce I've had
 Teechur: Takes ovulation to a new.... I don't know...somebody help me out here.
 Knice: I appreciate a woman who likes to yolk around in bed.
 Lestrange: Great year 2013
Image 155711   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
736
 
 a sedated moose: @scribbs I'm familiar with that technique, but I always fall for it. My hands and feet have the scratches to prove it.
 Frank herbert: Cartoons have prepared me for this. He can swallow a buick and has 9 inch fangs
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 Teechur: The dilated pupils give me cause for concern.
 Lestrange: This ends badly for someone.
 Eleftheros: "Pet me. It is safe. Promise"
 scribbs: Your aggressive cuteness is making me suspicious.
Image 155710   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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