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169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

169405  Beef Supreme: I liked how he was Karloff's sidekick in The Invisible Ray.

169415  Beef Supreme: Genocide shop? You have to sugar-coat that shit a little. Open up under the guise of a "Women's Health Clinic", say you're non-profit but take huge salaries. Maybe you can secure government funding for helping out the poor, like the leading national chain of genocide shops does.

169415  funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus

169291  Hokie333: Evil spirits hate clowns as much as the rest of us.

169420  Dresdenkeogh: *in my best bandicoot impression * "WOAH" OOGA OOGA

169330  Hokie333: Later, shitlord.

169389  Dreforian: Swamp Thing's day job

169415  Dr Awkward: "Time to make the genocides!"

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169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169236 wolfpk: A horn toad.

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free



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11. Peter Pantsless: 2623 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 2398 points
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14. KrazyKat: 1949 points
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Score:
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 raditzu: wet dreams?
 Peach: @fanny Omg I love it! Ha ha, there can be no greater relief than releasing you didn't shit the bed :D
 fanny: @Peach lol, in full disclosure, in my sleepy state there was a moment that i thought " oh my god i shat the bed" and was quite relieved when i saw it was a banana peel
 Peach: @fanny In my house the only garbage that hides in bed is me.
 Kohapi: Proof your wife isn't pregnant yet.
 fanny: I thought it was bad when i woke up in the middle of the night with banana peel on my leg last week. (the toddler proudly took credit for that the next day, "it was hiding in the sheets")
 Spazstatic: Your breakfast in bed skills need improvement
 Frank herbert: That mattress isnt purple
 Zampano: Mom, i yolked the bed again
 Zukero: @Sandor that's it !
 DrinkMixMan: Exhibit A
 Scoo: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 Sandor: @Teechur Takes ovulation to the eggstreme?
 questionable: it's pretty bad, but it's not the worse hollandaise sauce I've had
 Teechur: Takes ovulation to a new.... I don't know...somebody help me out here.
 Knice: I appreciate a woman who likes to yolk around in bed.
 Lestrange: Great year 2013
Image 155711   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
736
 
 a sedated moose: @scribbs I'm familiar with that technique, but I always fall for it. My hands and feet have the scratches to prove it.
 Frank herbert: Cartoons have prepared me for this. He can swallow a buick and has 9 inch fangs
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 Teechur: The dilated pupils give me cause for concern.
 Lestrange: This ends badly for someone.
 Eleftheros: "Pet me. It is safe. Promise"
 scribbs: Your aggressive cuteness is making me suspicious.
Image 155710   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan @fumbduck same.
 fumbduck: Voted rad just because I liked @Annoying Vegan's comment.
 Annoying Vegan : That darned plant got away with it again.
Image 155709   01-11-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
208
 
 Kohapi: @Supermansbrother lol, no. I was referencing the singer.
 White Rice: @Supermansbrother nah, she'd be in an x-men/new mutants image. Probably Valkyrie, as this looks pretty Defenders-ish (just missing ghost rider & blade)
 Supermansbrother: @Kohapi Magik?
 Kohapi: Is that...... Madonna?
 DrinkMixMan: Fantastic 4am photo shoot
 whiplash: Dr. Strange, Hulk and Silver Surfer are smug because they've been in movies. Mrs. Thor and Sub-Mariner are pissed off because they haven't.
 Ulillillia: Haven't seen a Freddie Mercury pic in a while
 Mr. Butt: Username/upload on point!
 Supermansbrother: Silver Surfer and the Stinkface Squad.
Image 155708   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
567
 
 Frank herbert: Is that his toy or a distended colon
 questionable: *beep beep*
 hajjpodge: I have no idea what's going on.
 AverageJoe: So cute... I want a chevrolet
Image 155707   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
364
 
 sparename: 3D printing without a 3D printer
 Minx: My Little Pony has freaky porn...
 raditzu: Fashion sthap!
 Frank herbert: Rare sighting of cat8e
 whiplash: New multi-coloured Twizzlers look tasty.
 Annoying Vegan : Rainbow Brite cosplay looking a little off
 Scoo: You merely adopted the cabling. I was born in it, molded by it.
 Lestrange: Call IT down here now! Tracey from HR has had a horrible accident!
 Knice: How many XP does it take to become a Rainbow-Ranked User?
 WTF: A clear example of fashion over function.
 Dresdenkeogh: I live pull and peel. What do you do?
Image 155706   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
612
 
 Peter Pantsless: ass-cicle
 Spazstatic: @a robot that's where froyo comes from?
 a robot: Shit's frozen, yo.
 Frank herbert: @Annoying Vegan yo boi. Thats vanilla
 Annoying Vegan : Is she birthing an ice ice babby?
 Lestrange: Pretty awesome. Don't know where that is but I wish someone could tell me?
 PenguinBartender: Class-ay.
 Mr. Skeltal: *Pbbbbbbbt*
 Drunk Orc: Username/upload combo, and also image/first comment combo. There's some magic happening now
Image 155705   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
434
 
 jazzjunkie: Throwback to when Mascot was still only Yellow
 Minx: Twisted version of Fin the Human and Jake the Dog.
 Frank herbert: Fleamen
 SomeCanadian: Mascot! What are you doing in there?!?
 ThatGuy: Adventure time with the wild things
Image 155704   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 Cami: @Frank herbert And so the invitations went, that called her friends to dine.
 Frank herbert: @AverageJoe her fleece was red as wine
 AverageJoe: Mary had a little lamb... had
Image 155703   01-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
710
 
 sparename: "Happiness is like a butterfly - if you chase it, it will fly away but if you wait, it'll come and land on your shoulder. Then some bastard will come along and smack it.."
 Dresdenkeogh: @Teechur all arguments become invalid, peace and love reign supreme.
 Teechur: I have a hamster on my windowsill. Your argument is invalid. My hamster has a butterfly for a hat. My argument is invalid, too.
Image 155702   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Red
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