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253189  Mr Bleak: @Shay He's Zed's Gimp.

254105  Sadbot: "Never not go fast" -Sarnic the Incroyable on the left there

254093  tib gubb: the lighter side of -- animal abuse

254096  tib gubb: i worshipped zororo before it was canon

254084  Not A Bot: I fits

254104  Scoo: For flamingo-ing places

254091  Sadbot: @Gomi Day you're kidding

254103  Butcherboy: But I like the smell of gasoline on my hands afterwards. Seriously

254101  BavidDowie: how the turns have tabled

254100  UnknownSample: Aaaand she's gone

254105  some guy : the indubitables

254076  lecj07: Y u do dis hyoomin.

254092  charlemagne: aye caramba?

254085  lecj07: The spider ran the man down with a car, THEN set his house on fire? Wow.

254105  Ihminen: the noncredibles

254099  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I do this to my cat and YES! Best feeling in the world :)

254091  Gomi Day: "my folks drove it up here from the bahamas"

254096  Whatever: On the bright side all the good believers I know tell me Im gonna go to the other place, so Im not worried about Zororo...

254091  Sadbot: The person who owns this car is certainly a douche

254098  Whatever: But it appears to be so much easier to use a gun and make incoherent posts on Twitter to promote morally bankrupt policies that you know that will never happen

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253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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 Bluetocracy: damn furries.
 Bob: Me too!
 Lestrange: Some cocaine and prosecco over here, that do you?
 ClockworkJackalope: Perhaps champagne and a gerbil will suffice?
 ThatGuy: I have vodka and a chimichanga, what'll that get me?
 Mr. Butt: Same.
Image 155538   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
240
 
 Telkwa: Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps.
 Borkf: @Peach @Hiddentigerma That reminds me, we should raise taxes on imports of Cyrodilic Brandy. Damn Imperials, stealing all our jobs.
 Peach: @Hiddentigerma Precisely.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peach Because your insane and are busy talking to the faces in the walls? Right?
 Peach: Sweet, naive @Hiddentigerma , you can't use logic to reason with people like me and @Borkf.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf @Peach But elsweyr doesn't even border skyrim... Cyrodil is inbetween them.
 Borkf: @Peach Who's gonna pay for it? Elsweyr!
 Peach: We're gonna build a wall to keep all those skooma-pushing Khajiits out. Make Skyrim great again!
Image 155537   01-10-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
301
 
 jochenau: "Well, your pregnancy's going well, but I'm a little concerned about your groinspine."
 Bluetocracy: how to have more children all at once.
 addend: Unatomy.
 Borkf: Is this like swallowing an Apple pip and having a tree grow in your tummy?
 LaeMi: @Scoo - where do you think telemarketers come from?
 tib gubb: this explains so much
 ClockworkJackalope: What what...
 tritium: Alien babies gestate in the butt.
 whiplash: Still on a quest to find MY PRECIOUS!
 Scoo: What Evangelicals want you to believe about anal
 sparename: ...Australians
 Himesama: Your mouth can't get pregnant
 Mr. Butt: I want to believe.
Image 155536   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
533
 
 Borkf: @Robespierre Ah, I see. Yes, that's crazy. I know someone who stresses the wrong syllable on cucumber (cue-CUM-ber) and that drives me mad.
 BILL DOOR: THAT KITTEN LOOKS WEIRD.
 NonRhetorical: @Borkf "Normal" way is accent on the 3d syllable. Ilocano way is accent on the 4th syllable.
 Kraken: What is Taylor Swift doing with what looks like a baby hippo?
 Borkf: @Robespierre Isn't that the normal way? Or am I reading your phonetics wrong?
 Mr. Butt: @Robespierre I'm pretty sure that that's grounds for divorce.
 Lestrange: Baby African death cow. Little hippo looks great though.
 balloon: Pronounce it the way my wife does: "Hih-po-po-TAH-moose"
 Scoo: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
 Himesama: Don't let that snake eat you baby hippo!!
 sumodrsn: Trump is really looking good.
Image 155535   01-10-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
675
 
 Brain: @Mr. Butt dying
 Scoo: Maybe she's borkf with it...
 Mr. Butt: That is a goddamn handsome doggo!
Image 155534   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
639
 
 rasmodeus: Where you are taught wrong on purpose, as a joke.
 Scoo: "and neuroses are born"
Image 155533   01-10-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
560
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS.
 jochenau: Cancer isn't very nice.
 Otterman: Next panel in this comic should be interesting
 Mr. Whiskers: @Scoo Wheelchair-bound couples enjoy a nice 52
 Scoo: It's *a* sex number, but it's not *the* sex number
 Mr. Butt: *Knice
 Peach: HICE
Image 155532   01-10-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
342
 
 KingTrebek: no shame i use ixquick/startpage
 Borkf: @a sedated moose I forgot how to swallow for a bit the other day. Wasn't high, I'm just a fucking idiot.
 rasmodeus: I have a drinking problem
 a sedated moose: Once during an acid trip I saw somebody forget how to drink water. So this girl (who wasn't tripping) sat there spraying him in the face with a spray bottle. He loved it. I thought it was high-larious.
 Meow: three times I tried to type my comment in the lowest search bar. Back to bed
 Judge Bread: A E S T H E T I C
Image 155531   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
365
 
 WaffleIron: Russian waffles did it first and best.
 ch: petsinuniform.com
 LaeMi: Vexxarr webcomic is running an entire storyline not unlike this at present!
 Micro Jackson: In space, no one can hear you say "Pass the Aunt Jemima!"
 camellia: Krusteaz? Only between the toes.
 XLY: My hero
 illBilliam: Lt. Hot Cakes might be mocked by his colleagues for being a stack of pancakes, but he holds PhDs in four different scientific disciplines.
 ThatGuy: Lieutenant Cakes
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic oh god it's been ten years since I was in highschool
 Spazstatic: Interesting how things come back. I found this image roughly ten years ago when I was in highschool.
 Whatever: I think I saw this in an old Doctor Who episode - Invasion of the Flapjacks...
 Peach: One small step for a pancake, one giant leap for breakfast.
Image 155530   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
276
 
 Bast Relief: Does this fit a large goldfish?
 Borkf: @funny in the wall @drewtoothpaste I saw a guy walking his ferret a little while ago. Gave him a wide berth, obviously.
 funny in the wall: ferrets wiggle out of those things in about 5 seconds.
 drewtoothpaste: can't take a ferret on a walk... once you leave the house with it it's technically just a weasel
 questionable: ferrets, I'm told, only merely tolerate it
 Mr. Butt: Rats love it!
Image 155529   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
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