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268183  Clim Tinties: Pretty sure this is a dog...

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268162  Dr Awkward: *Noice

268166  Dr Awkward: Yes, Coronas need to be consumed cold. It is important.

268152  Not A Bot: Different fonts and sizes, random bold lines... I don't like it.

268167  SunWukong: BEANS.

268172  Dr Awkward: These things always make me so damn thirsty

268174  Dr Awkward: I wish my public toilet stall provided me with such inspiration.

268113  Prostata: but most dogs are good dogs. Can you say the same about most people?

268164  Side Boob: Illegal in New Jersey.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Im not mad. You are the one effortposting, not me.

268167  a robot: SO CUTE I AM DEAD

268170  a robot: By the way, that says "exterminate." I lol'ed

268108  Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268079  Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would totally buy milk from a local source if I could. I am sick about what is happening to agriculture in this country. There was just a story on NPR about the tariffs and their effects the industry.

268086  Teechur: @Side Boob That be the manner of service I provide here on Arrrrgro-gator!

268177  kayjay: There is no toilet like home....

268169  Amy Housewine: They took a slash on your tire.

268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1646 points
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Score:
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 Bluetocracy: damn furries.
 Bob: Me too!
 Lestrange: Some cocaine and prosecco over here, that do you?
 ClockworkJackalope: Perhaps champagne and a gerbil will suffice?
 ThatGuy: I have vodka and a chimichanga, what'll that get me?
 Mr. Butt: Same.
Image 155538   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
240
 
 Telkwa: Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps.
 Borkf: @Peach @Hiddentigerma That reminds me, we should raise taxes on imports of Cyrodilic Brandy. Damn Imperials, stealing all our jobs.
 Peach: @Hiddentigerma Precisely.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peach Because your insane and are busy talking to the faces in the walls? Right?
 Peach: Sweet, naive @Hiddentigerma , you can't use logic to reason with people like me and @Borkf.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf @Peach But elsweyr doesn't even border skyrim... Cyrodil is inbetween them.
 Borkf: @Peach Who's gonna pay for it? Elsweyr!
 Peach: We're gonna build a wall to keep all those skooma-pushing Khajiits out. Make Skyrim great again!
Image 155537   01-10-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
301
 
 jochenau: "Well, your pregnancy's going well, but I'm a little concerned about your groinspine."
 Bluetocracy: how to have more children all at once.
 addend: Unatomy.
 Borkf: Is this like swallowing an Apple pip and having a tree grow in your tummy?
 LaeMi: @Scoo - where do you think telemarketers come from?
 tib gubb: this explains so much
 ClockworkJackalope: What what...
 tritium: Alien babies gestate in the butt.
 whiplash: Still on a quest to find MY PRECIOUS!
 Scoo: What Evangelicals want you to believe about anal
 sparename: ...Australians
 Himesama: Your mouth can't get pregnant
 Mr. Butt: I want to believe.
Image 155536   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
533
 
 Borkf: @Robespierre Ah, I see. Yes, that's crazy. I know someone who stresses the wrong syllable on cucumber (cue-CUM-ber) and that drives me mad.
 BILL DOOR: THAT KITTEN LOOKS WEIRD.
 NonRhetorical: @Borkf "Normal" way is accent on the 3d syllable. Ilocano way is accent on the 4th syllable.
 Kraken: What is Taylor Swift doing with what looks like a baby hippo?
 Borkf: @Robespierre Isn't that the normal way? Or am I reading your phonetics wrong?
 Mr. Butt: @Robespierre I'm pretty sure that that's grounds for divorce.
 Lestrange: Baby African death cow. Little hippo looks great though.
 balloon: Pronounce it the way my wife does: "Hih-po-po-TAH-moose"
 Scoo: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
 Himesama: Don't let that snake eat you baby hippo!!
 sumodrsn: Trump is really looking good.
Image 155535   01-10-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
675
 
 Brain: @Mr. Butt dying
 Scoo: Maybe she's borkf with it...
 Mr. Butt: That is a goddamn handsome doggo!
Image 155534   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
639
 
 rasmodeus: Where you are taught wrong on purpose, as a joke.
 Scoo: "and neuroses are born"
Image 155533   01-10-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
560
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS.
 jochenau: Cancer isn't very nice.
 Otterman: Next panel in this comic should be interesting
 Mr. Whiskers: @Scoo Wheelchair-bound couples enjoy a nice 52
 Scoo: It's *a* sex number, but it's not *the* sex number
 Mr. Butt: *Knice
 Peach: HICE
Image 155532   01-10-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
342
 
 KingTrebek: no shame i use ixquick/startpage
 Borkf: @a sedated moose I forgot how to swallow for a bit the other day. Wasn't high, I'm just a fucking idiot.
 rasmodeus: I have a drinking problem
 a sedated moose: Once during an acid trip I saw somebody forget how to drink water. So this girl (who wasn't tripping) sat there spraying him in the face with a spray bottle. He loved it. I thought it was high-larious.
 Meow: three times I tried to type my comment in the lowest search bar. Back to bed
 Judge Bread: A E S T H E T I C
Image 155531   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
365
 
 WaffleIron: Russian waffles did it first and best.
 ch: petsinuniform.com
 LaeMi: Vexxarr webcomic is running an entire storyline not unlike this at present!
 Micro Jackson: In space, no one can hear you say "Pass the Aunt Jemima!"
 camellia: Krusteaz? Only between the toes.
 XLY: My hero
 illBilliam: Lt. Hot Cakes might be mocked by his colleagues for being a stack of pancakes, but he holds PhDs in four different scientific disciplines.
 ThatGuy: Lieutenant Cakes
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic oh god it's been ten years since I was in highschool
 Spazstatic: Interesting how things come back. I found this image roughly ten years ago when I was in highschool.
 Whatever: I think I saw this in an old Doctor Who episode - Invasion of the Flapjacks...
 Peach: One small step for a pancake, one giant leap for breakfast.
Image 155530   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
276
 
 Bast Relief: Does this fit a large goldfish?
 Borkf: @funny in the wall @drewtoothpaste I saw a guy walking his ferret a little while ago. Gave him a wide berth, obviously.
 funny in the wall: ferrets wiggle out of those things in about 5 seconds.
 drewtoothpaste: can't take a ferret on a walk... once you leave the house with it it's technically just a weasel
 questionable: ferrets, I'm told, only merely tolerate it
 Mr. Butt: Rats love it!
Image 155529   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
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