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268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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Score:
504
 
 Hiddentigerma: He has a brown suit to hide blood stains. I can respect that.
 funny in the wall: @questionable that's 75% correct
 Ulillillia: Mustard goes great on a yuge sandwich
 questionable: true fact: one of the Russian words for yellow (podozritel'nyy) also translates to suspicious, dubious, distrustful, and - of course - questionable
 Spazstatic: Vladimir Poupon.
 Scoo: Mustard gas, more likely
Image 155526   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
369
 
 Wet farts: They misspelled "douchebag"
 XLY: trying to hard -3 hipster cred
 DrinkMixMan: @questionable I agree!
 whiplash: @Derp Herpigan: also, hair is pointing in wrong direction.
 questionable: so hipster is just mostly a fashion statement now? I mean, that's fine with me. it's so much easier to just make judgments based on appearances than try to carry on conversations and actually like...find out things about people and risk making a friend
 tritium: No, you're not a hipster. Your hair is pointing the other way.
 PenguinBartender: If the shoe fits...
 Scoo: Hipster on the shirt needs to be holding up a hipster shirt 4/10
 Derp Herpigan: Beard isn't quite as full as the shirt 8.5/10
Image 155525   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
519
 
 Micro Jackson: Put your best foot forward
 Quackzy: Does this bizarre sculpture show evidence of an ancient intelligent race of foothead aliens? Ancient astronaut theorists say, "yes."
 ClockworkJackalope: Welp, don't say you never got... ahead
 Mad Collager: I said my nose is running. MY NOSE!
 Mad Collager: I said my nose is running. MY NOSE!
 Dick Inspector: Skipped torso day.
 Lestrange: This is what my brain summons up when I see Trump on TV.
 shipotle: "'Scuse me while I do the boogaloo..."
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Butt exactly.
 questionable: I also enjoyed Dark Souls, although some of the monsters gave me the jibblies
 Mr. Butt: @a sedated moose #154845 ?
 a sedated moose: Diddle diddle diddle diddle
 SomeCanadian: Dooty dooty doot...
 Warrax: Move a head.
 PenguinBartender: "My every step is agony. Please kill me."
 sparename: Where's the companion Ancient Kurt Russell artifact?
Image 155524   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
576
 
 LaeMi: Some people will never stop denying climate change.
 Micro Jackson: These things should be soaked in no time!
 Lestrange: Fish shit ALL OVER the laundry.
 questionable: you done hanging up the laundry, Clarice? come over and help me, I'm trying to install this screen door on the submarine
 Mr. Butt: @Ulillillia #154845 ?
 Ulillillia: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 SomeCanadian: But... is it art?
 Scoo: Line-wetted for that ocean-fresh feeling
Image 155523   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
500
 
 Bluetocracy: They'll figure out that they're really all on the same thread after a while.
 questionable: 2036: *inky black void where no emotion is experienced or created*
 SomeCanadian: On the internet, everyone is a cat!
 Aemuli: He doesn't have his own yurt, so that makes him first world poor.
 Knice: Damned Mewllenials.
Image 155522   01-10-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
494
 
 Radstarboom: Not all heoroes wear capes. This one does though.
 questionable: not so into this reboot of The Littlest Hobo
 AverageJoe: follow your dreams before they become your nightmares
 SomeCanadian: Borfker Man! Borfker Man! Doing whatever a pupper can!
 fumbduck: Super borkf is Bark Kent!
 thecraftywolf: super borkf
Image 155521   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
556
 
 questionable: heard you were talking shit / like I wouldn't know
 PenguinBartender: Well, THERE'S your problem.
 bug: Pardon me, do you have a minute to spare to talk about Gorgo, our frog god?
 Aemuli: Hey kids...wanna buy some hallucinogens?
 Scoo: He's Cotto, alright. All Cotto in that hole!
 DrinkMixMan: Odd choice of and location for a taxidermied head.
 Mr. Butt: I am Cotto the Gate-Keeper. Are you the Key-Master?
 Knice: Your drain is all frogged up.
Image 155520   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
243
 
 annterland: @questionable brilliant
 Whatever: Trump's only American-made "Make America Great Again" ball cap.
 questionable: alright, so...as you put the helm on, you experience a sinking feeling, a sudden paranoia. it's actually a Scale Helm of Unwanted Attention. Looks like...-6 to all Dex-based checks, -2 to Charisma
 bug: When startled, the urban douchanite sprays a cloud of ink and makes a hasty retreat.
 tritium: The perfect hat for the person who wants to be the center of attention whenever they walk into a store.
 AverageJoe: stolen
Image 155519   01-10-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
526
 
 annterland: @LaeMi omg..that's what she said :(
 Borkf: They're skinless, you said it was okay!
 LaeMi: @bug - too big for the bun is not actually a good thing.
 fanny: I still feel empty inside :(
 questionable: mmmmm...extruded meat by-product
 bug: ladies...
 Ulillillia: Best part of metric: metre-long hot dogs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Looks like a four foot snausage! Put a bum at either end and see if they fall in love by the middle.
 Scoo: Excuse me, Miss, there seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the /large/ hot dogs.
 SomeCanadian: I would eat this. I would probably throw up and have to have my stomach pumped, but I would eat this.
 Peach: @Lestrange I'm both sickened and in awe of the phrase "don't worry, the bleach kills the pus"
 Hyphae: It's not gay if the balls don't touch
 DrinkMixMan: Directly touching the tray? No thanks.
 Lestrange: Full yard of mechanically retrieved filth. Don't worry, the bleach kills the pus.
 Supermansbrother: Mayo?
 Warrax: @Knice Eating hot dogs was already sketchy, but you've now completely ruined them for me. Thanks.
 Knice: Hot dogs are hermaphroditic, and reproduce in a manner similar to earthworms. If all goes well here, they will each come away pregnant.
Image 155518   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
251
 
 XLY: KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE CART!
 Scoo: Wheeee!!!
 Adroit Aardvark: The more you know
 Peach: youtube.com/…
 Bluetocracy: Jefferson Starcar
 Zampano: The magic college bus... Of LSD.
Image 155517   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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