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243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

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243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

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 funny in the wall: Seriously, what's with SW and dismemberment?
 Otterman: This was your father's lightsaber. He straight up murdered a few dozen kids with it.
 Peach: Just because: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: "...and since the Force was so powerful in him, I figured everything would be fine if I left him alive."
 tritium: "...he was a good friend."
 Scoo: The Joy of Retcon
 sparename: "It's only a flesh wound.."
 icloud: "How did my mother die? Oh right I don't care."
 shwoarty: "...and let me tell you without a hint of regret that the whiny bastard deserved it."
Image 155511   01-10-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
277
 
 Commenter: the cow! the cow!
 bug: ...I think I'm on the wrong subway.
 Ulillillia: Will the real Bart Simpson please stand up? I repeat, will the real Bart Simpson please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
 itskando: All named Bort
 Scoo: You talking to me? No, my seatmate is also named Bort.
 ping: B.A.R.T.
 sparename: Pounded in the BART
 Mr. Butt: #155354 is accosted by a hoard of suitors.
 SomeCanadian: This is why they're always out of Bort novelty license plates!
 Knice: I'll walk. After I'm tired of running.
Image 155510   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
61
 
 XLY: Updating your antivirus as soon as you stop looking
 whiplash: Oil be back!
 SomeCanadian: We all know when urine town.
Image 155509   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
482
 
 Scoo: I saw this movie in the $1 theater on my 16th birthday. At the time, I thought it was SO AWESOME. It has aged... poorly.
 a sedated moose: I've watched this movie an embarrassing number of times.
 Spazstatic: Acid Burn should burn in acid that New Jersey Devils jersey.
 tritium: Hackers was amazing. It's like they took high school computer nerds' self-image, and put it on screen.
 whiplash: Got me some John Lennon-Blind Guy dark glasses.
 SomeCanadian: Hackers was an awesomely bad movie.
Image 155508   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
398
 
 9mm: @msmstud exactly
 carpwoman: So when you want to what? Nap in the bathroom?
 Lestrange: Rip the fucking lot out
 Bast Relief: I actually like this. Always wanted a cow-nook.
 msmstud: Ah, a bath in the hot tub, erenaded by the dulcet melody of my significant other taking a dump 'round the corner. The fifteen scented candles were a sound investment.
 Mad Collager: Bath, Bed and Beyond
Image 155507   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
188
 
 XLY: You could just open the back of the frame, not like its an emergency or anything
 Scoo: There are lots of people with crippling social anxiety who would be thrilled to meet someone else with crippling social anxiety for happy slappy sexytime. The irony there is tragic.
 Mad Collager: @Nope Especially if you are a devout Catholic.
 Knice: Congratulations on beating cancer; here's a condom!
 Nope: Yes, breaking glass around a condom seems ok
Image 155506   01-10-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
872
 
 Scoo: Pencils out for Harambe
 Spazstatic: Crayolarilla
 Knice: Well, that's just cool as hell.
Image 155505   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
574
 
 XLY: I don't know why more people aren't offended that Krills is the strongest most powerful human ever and still such a loser (fights wise, I think he's cool as heck)
 Himesama: Say what you want but Krillin gets hella babes.
 mexican: Power levels check out.
 whiplash: You know, perhaps we should have used a sharpie instead of having our son tattooed like this.
 msmstud: Sharpie works on babies, too!
 Knice: I'm guessing that the target audience doesn't need the drawing for reference. But since you've provided it, I notice you've left out the wristbands. C-
Image 155504   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
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 raditzu: My heart sincerely aches for all animals in the shelters. I know it's probably better than starving/freezing, but still... Every domestic animal deserves a loving care-taker.
 msmstud: "I'm bustin' outta this joint."
 SomeCanadian: I'll take the cat on meth. Yeah, I'm sure.
 ChubbyBuddy: please adopt me, my cellmate won't stop licking his balls
 Knice: Hot lava master doesn't even need furniture!
Image 155503   01-10-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
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 WaffleIron: Polyethylene is really rather inert, that's why they make gas cans out of it.
 Radstarboom: Died in a freak gasoline fight accident.
 Otterman: @RiderFan Should have gotten crab juice instead.
 tritium: This IS an approved container. Steve over there said "sure, go nuts."
 RiderFan: Staged photo. Its a bag of Mountain Dew. There is no gasoline coming out of the nozzle.
 ping: Nothing good can come of this.
 Mad Collager: Stupidity kills, but often not fast enough.
 SomeCanadian: This will end well.
 Knice: God, I hope one of them is smoking.
Image 155502   01-10-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
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