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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?



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Score:
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 funny in the wall: Seriously, what's with SW and dismemberment?
 Otterman: This was your father's lightsaber. He straight up murdered a few dozen kids with it.
 Peach: Just because: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: "...and since the Force was so powerful in him, I figured everything would be fine if I left him alive."
 tritium: "...he was a good friend."
 Scoo: The Joy of Retcon
 sparename: "It's only a flesh wound.."
 icloud: "How did my mother die? Oh right I don't care."
 shwoarty: "...and let me tell you without a hint of regret that the whiny bastard deserved it."
Image 155511   01-10-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
277
 
 Commenter: the cow! the cow!
 bug: ...I think I'm on the wrong subway.
 Ulillillia: Will the real Bart Simpson please stand up? I repeat, will the real Bart Simpson please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
 itskando: All named Bort
 Scoo: You talking to me? No, my seatmate is also named Bort.
 ping: B.A.R.T.
 sparename: Pounded in the BART
 Mr. Butt: #155354 is accosted by a hoard of suitors.
 SomeCanadian: This is why they're always out of Bort novelty license plates!
 Knice: I'll walk. After I'm tired of running.
Image 155510   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
61
 
 XLY: Updating your antivirus as soon as you stop looking
 whiplash: Oil be back!
 SomeCanadian: We all know when urine town.
Image 155509   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
482
 
 Scoo: I saw this movie in the $1 theater on my 16th birthday. At the time, I thought it was SO AWESOME. It has aged... poorly.
 a sedated moose: I've watched this movie an embarrassing number of times.
 Spazstatic: Acid Burn should burn in acid that New Jersey Devils jersey.
 tritium: Hackers was amazing. It's like they took high school computer nerds' self-image, and put it on screen.
 whiplash: Got me some John Lennon-Blind Guy dark glasses.
 SomeCanadian: Hackers was an awesomely bad movie.
Image 155508   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
398
 
 9mm: @msmstud exactly
 carpwoman: So when you want to what? Nap in the bathroom?
 Lestrange: Rip the fucking lot out
 Bast Relief: I actually like this. Always wanted a cow-nook.
 msmstud: Ah, a bath in the hot tub, erenaded by the dulcet melody of my significant other taking a dump 'round the corner. The fifteen scented candles were a sound investment.
 Mad Collager: Bath, Bed and Beyond
Image 155507   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
188
 
 XLY: You could just open the back of the frame, not like its an emergency or anything
 Scoo: There are lots of people with crippling social anxiety who would be thrilled to meet someone else with crippling social anxiety for happy slappy sexytime. The irony there is tragic.
 Mad Collager: @Nope Especially if you are a devout Catholic.
 Knice: Congratulations on beating cancer; here's a condom!
 Nope: Yes, breaking glass around a condom seems ok
Image 155506   01-10-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
872
 
 Scoo: Pencils out for Harambe
 Spazstatic: Crayolarilla
 Knice: Well, that's just cool as hell.
Image 155505   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
574
 
 XLY: I don't know why more people aren't offended that Krills is the strongest most powerful human ever and still such a loser (fights wise, I think he's cool as heck)
 Himesama: Say what you want but Krillin gets hella babes.
 mexican: Power levels check out.
 whiplash: You know, perhaps we should have used a sharpie instead of having our son tattooed like this.
 msmstud: Sharpie works on babies, too!
 Knice: I'm guessing that the target audience doesn't need the drawing for reference. But since you've provided it, I notice you've left out the wristbands. C-
Image 155504   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
511
 
 raditzu: My heart sincerely aches for all animals in the shelters. I know it's probably better than starving/freezing, but still... Every domestic animal deserves a loving care-taker.
 msmstud: "I'm bustin' outta this joint."
 SomeCanadian: I'll take the cat on meth. Yeah, I'm sure.
 ChubbyBuddy: please adopt me, my cellmate won't stop licking his balls
 Knice: Hot lava master doesn't even need furniture!
Image 155503   01-10-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
177
 
 WaffleIron: Polyethylene is really rather inert, that's why they make gas cans out of it.
 Radstarboom: Died in a freak gasoline fight accident.
 Otterman: @RiderFan Should have gotten crab juice instead.
 tritium: This IS an approved container. Steve over there said "sure, go nuts."
 RiderFan: Staged photo. Its a bag of Mountain Dew. There is no gasoline coming out of the nozzle.
 ping: Nothing good can come of this.
 Mad Collager: Stupidity kills, but often not fast enough.
 SomeCanadian: This will end well.
 Knice: God, I hope one of them is smoking.
Image 155502   01-10-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
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