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228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
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 funny in the wall: Seriously, what's with SW and dismemberment?
 Otterman: This was your father's lightsaber. He straight up murdered a few dozen kids with it.
 Peach: Just because: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: "...and since the Force was so powerful in him, I figured everything would be fine if I left him alive."
 tritium: "...he was a good friend."
 Scoo: The Joy of Retcon
 sparename: "It's only a flesh wound.."
 icloud: "How did my mother die? Oh right I don't care."
 shwoarty: "...and let me tell you without a hint of regret that the whiny bastard deserved it."
Image 155511   01-10-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
277
 
 Commenter: the cow! the cow!
 bug: ...I think I'm on the wrong subway.
 Ulillillia: Will the real Bart Simpson please stand up? I repeat, will the real Bart Simpson please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
 itskando: All named Bort
 Scoo: You talking to me? No, my seatmate is also named Bort.
 ping: B.A.R.T.
 sparename: Pounded in the BART
 Mr. Butt: #155354 is accosted by a hoard of suitors.
 SomeCanadian: This is why they're always out of Bort novelty license plates!
 Knice: I'll walk. After I'm tired of running.
Image 155510   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
61
 
 XLY: Updating your antivirus as soon as you stop looking
 whiplash: Oil be back!
 SomeCanadian: We all know when urine town.
Image 155509   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
482
 
 Scoo: I saw this movie in the $1 theater on my 16th birthday. At the time, I thought it was SO AWESOME. It has aged... poorly.
 a sedated moose: I've watched this movie an embarrassing number of times.
 Spazstatic: Acid Burn should burn in acid that New Jersey Devils jersey.
 tritium: Hackers was amazing. It's like they took high school computer nerds' self-image, and put it on screen.
 whiplash: Got me some John Lennon-Blind Guy dark glasses.
 SomeCanadian: Hackers was an awesomely bad movie.
Image 155508   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
398
 
 9mm: @msmstud exactly
 carpwoman: So when you want to what? Nap in the bathroom?
 Lestrange: Rip the fucking lot out
 Bast Relief: I actually like this. Always wanted a cow-nook.
 msmstud: Ah, a bath in the hot tub, erenaded by the dulcet melody of my significant other taking a dump 'round the corner. The fifteen scented candles were a sound investment.
 Mad Collager: Bath, Bed and Beyond
Image 155507   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
188
 
 XLY: You could just open the back of the frame, not like its an emergency or anything
 Scoo: There are lots of people with crippling social anxiety who would be thrilled to meet someone else with crippling social anxiety for happy slappy sexytime. The irony there is tragic.
 Mad Collager: @Nope Especially if you are a devout Catholic.
 Knice: Congratulations on beating cancer; here's a condom!
 Nope: Yes, breaking glass around a condom seems ok
Image 155506   01-10-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
872
 
 Scoo: Pencils out for Harambe
 Spazstatic: Crayolarilla
 Knice: Well, that's just cool as hell.
Image 155505   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
574
 
 XLY: I don't know why more people aren't offended that Krills is the strongest most powerful human ever and still such a loser (fights wise, I think he's cool as heck)
 Himesama: Say what you want but Krillin gets hella babes.
 mexican: Power levels check out.
 whiplash: You know, perhaps we should have used a sharpie instead of having our son tattooed like this.
 msmstud: Sharpie works on babies, too!
 Knice: I'm guessing that the target audience doesn't need the drawing for reference. But since you've provided it, I notice you've left out the wristbands. C-
Image 155504   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
511
 
 raditzu: My heart sincerely aches for all animals in the shelters. I know it's probably better than starving/freezing, but still... Every domestic animal deserves a loving care-taker.
 msmstud: "I'm bustin' outta this joint."
 SomeCanadian: I'll take the cat on meth. Yeah, I'm sure.
 ChubbyBuddy: please adopt me, my cellmate won't stop licking his balls
 Knice: Hot lava master doesn't even need furniture!
Image 155503   01-10-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
177
 
 WaffleIron: Polyethylene is really rather inert, that's why they make gas cans out of it.
 Radstarboom: Died in a freak gasoline fight accident.
 Otterman: @RiderFan Should have gotten crab juice instead.
 tritium: This IS an approved container. Steve over there said "sure, go nuts."
 RiderFan: Staged photo. Its a bag of Mountain Dew. There is no gasoline coming out of the nozzle.
 ping: Nothing good can come of this.
 Mad Collager: Stupidity kills, but often not fast enough.
 SomeCanadian: This will end well.
 Knice: God, I hope one of them is smoking.
Image 155502   01-10-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
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