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248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

248792  WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.

248801  Yurishiro: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.

248788  Yurishiro: Liar. SHOW US THE FEET.

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248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248680 bug: pornhub

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.



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10. Nope: 2114 points
11. dingding: 2111 points
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 Spazstatic: I forgot about those. Our bread has twist ties.
 AstoriaBum: Greek mythology confuses me.
 jochenau: @Knice I call them 'bread tabs', at least until they manage to vanish. Then I call them 'thrice-accursed vanishing douchebags'.
 DarkTeddy: Serious mutation had occured at haplognatha
 carpwoman: Wow. That is some research.
 Mr. Butt: This is amazing.Whoever runs horg.com deserves The Ig Nobel Prize.
 SomeCanadian: A compliment from the famous @Knice! I am honoured!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian While I was typing my dumb-ass comment, you came up with a winner. Respect!
 SomeCanadian: @Shay Yes. Some dork researches them. horg.com/
 Knice: Is this the thing the holds bread bags shut? It should be called 'Thing that Holds Bread Bags Shut."
 SomeCanadian: Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids on bagged pastries in supermarkets, hardware stores, and other large commercial establishments. Their fascinating and complex life cycle is unfortunately severely under-researched. What is known is that they take nourishment from the plastic sacs that surround the bagged product, not the product itself, as was previously thought. Notable exceptions to this habit are those living off rubber bands and on analog watch hands.
 Shay: So is this a model of those tag things that close bread bags?
Image 155427   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
308
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Silly pupper.
 tib gubb: have fun with your blind dog
 Scoo: Doogly Eyes!
 SomeCanadian: This doggo is not happy.
 Nope: Medical science is wondrous!
Image 155426   01-09-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
159
 
 tib gubb: new call of duty looks terrible
 Mr. Butt: Skyrim is overrated.
Image 155425   01-09-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
495
 
 raditzu: Rad for GameBoy!
 a robot: @Scoo Gonna steal that kid's sweet Gameboy
 Scoo: @a robot struttin'
 Red: 90s hogarth is a dick
Image 155424   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
512
 
 Jabberwikket: Moon keyhole ?
 whiplash: E.T. fell off the bicycle!
 LaeMi: Finally they have come for me!
 SomeCanadian: This is why you always tip your waiters.
 Teechur: This might be fine....yeah....it is...
Image 155423   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
688
 
 a robot: It's not weird, it's for the guests to get hammered so it's actually fun to oooh and aaaahh over a bunch of boring baby crap. The little bottle is for mom to chug as soon as breastfeeding is done
 SomeCanadian: She looks just like her mommy.
 Prostata: awwww. such a cute little one...
 Knice: "DELIVERED!" Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!
Image 155422   01-09-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
122
 
 a robot: Maybe it's a camera-shaped flask
 carpwoman: @Nope - Canon makes very good stuff.
 Teechur: Single Lip Reflex
 Mr. Butt: @Nope The very camera I used to compose this masterpiece: #132489
 Nope: Cannon Powershot, solidand durable camera for the price, I'd kiss it too
 Scoo: Point 'n Smooch
Image 155421   01-09-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
542
 
 pirate: @jochenau rad for this
 bardberries: @Radstarboom The curse was slowing turning him into a demon, but at the end (spoilers) the curse is lifted.
 jochenau: I've only seen a few Miyazaki films...they're gorgeous, but they don't make much sense to me.
 a robot: I saw this movie with a friend at an "art theater" in 1999 when it came out. In retrospect I think I had a crush on her that I was maybe not acknowledging, and I was trying to impress her with cool anime shit that wasn't "mainstream." I've only watched it a couple times since then because I find it a little disturbing, the boar god especially freaks me out. /rant. I've been ranting on the Spaceship too much lately
 Radstarboom: So was the curse supposed to make prince I-wanna-taco a beast, or was he always a beast and is now a cursed beast? He shoots the arms off a dude with an arrow.
 Red: get on loser, we're going shopping
Image 155420   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
831
 
 LaeMi: Apparently 6 people a year die from doing this!
 tib gubb: "Now that I've been given emotion, this is all I can think about doing."
 Prostata: his new girlfriend?
 Peter Pantsless: I always thought it was funny when they tried to impress us by showing Data reading things at super speed when he should have just been able to wirelessly download the information
 Sandor: Is that like android vampirism?
 Scoo: Captain, I believe I am feeling... pleasure. It is an intriguing sensation.
 WTF: He's jacking on.
 mariofart: The beginning of Data's crippling battery abuse.
Image 155419   01-09-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
272
 
 addend: 2 what?
 jochenau: You're gonna take time to stop and smell the roses if we have to break every bone in your body!
 XLY: hate to see a fast speed bump in these parts
 Scoo: Slow down there, leadfoot!
Image 155418   01-09-17   Uploaded by    augustus
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