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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163785 Snake Jesus: @enfanta Yeah, that's the one.

163794 Snowta: @Prostata Fishdicks

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163806 yev: is she pregnant?



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Score:
460
 
 Spazstatic: I forgot about those. Our bread has twist ties.
 AstoriaBum: Greek mythology confuses me.
 jochenau: @Knice I call them 'bread tabs', at least until they manage to vanish. Then I call them 'thrice-accursed vanishing douchebags'.
 DarkTeddy: Serious mutation had occured at haplognatha
 carpwoman: Wow. That is some research.
 Mr. Butt: This is amazing.Whoever runs horg.com deserves The Ig Nobel Prize.
 SomeCanadian: A compliment from the famous @Knice! I am honoured!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian While I was typing my dumb-ass comment, you came up with a winner. Respect!
 SomeCanadian: @Shay Yes. Some dork researches them. horg.com/
 Knice: Is this the thing the holds bread bags shut? It should be called 'Thing that Holds Bread Bags Shut."
 SomeCanadian: Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids on bagged pastries in supermarkets, hardware stores, and other large commercial establishments. Their fascinating and complex life cycle is unfortunately severely under-researched. What is known is that they take nourishment from the plastic sacs that surround the bagged product, not the product itself, as was previously thought. Notable exceptions to this habit are those living off rubber bands and on analog watch hands.
 Shay: So is this a model of those tag things that close bread bags?
Image 155427   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
308
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Silly pupper.
 tib gubb: have fun with your blind dog
 Scoo: Doogly Eyes!
 SomeCanadian: This doggo is not happy.
 Nope: Medical science is wondrous!
Image 155426   01-09-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
159
 
 tib gubb: new call of duty looks terrible
 Mr. Butt: Skyrim is overrated.
Image 155425   01-09-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
471
 
 raditzu: Rad for GameBoy!
 a robot: @Scoo Gonna steal that kid's sweet Gameboy
 Scoo: @a robot struttin'
 Red: 90s hogarth is a dick
Image 155424   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
512
 
 Jabberwikket: Moon keyhole ?
 whiplash: E.T. fell off the bicycle!
 LaeMi: Finally they have come for me!
 SomeCanadian: This is why you always tip your waiters.
 Teechur: This might be fine....yeah....it is...
Image 155423   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
688
 
 a robot: It's not weird, it's for the guests to get hammered so it's actually fun to oooh and aaaahh over a bunch of boring baby crap. The little bottle is for mom to chug as soon as breastfeeding is done
 SomeCanadian: She looks just like her mommy.
 Prostata: awwww. such a cute little one...
 Knice: "DELIVERED!" Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!
Image 155422   01-09-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
122
 
 a robot: Maybe it's a camera-shaped flask
 carpwoman: @Nope - Canon makes very good stuff.
 Teechur: Single Lip Reflex
 Mr. Butt: @Nope The very camera I used to compose this masterpiece: #132489
 Nope: Cannon Powershot, solidand durable camera for the price, I'd kiss it too
 Scoo: Point 'n Smooch
Image 155421   01-09-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
542
 
 pirate: @jochenau rad for this
 bardberries: @Radstarboom The curse was slowing turning him into a demon, but at the end (spoilers) the curse is lifted.
 jochenau: I've only seen a few Miyazaki films...they're gorgeous, but they don't make much sense to me.
 a robot: I saw this movie with a friend at an "art theater" in 1999 when it came out. In retrospect I think I had a crush on her that I was maybe not acknowledging, and I was trying to impress her with cool anime shit that wasn't "mainstream." I've only watched it a couple times since then because I find it a little disturbing, the boar god especially freaks me out. /rant. I've been ranting on the Spaceship too much lately
 Radstarboom: So was the curse supposed to make prince I-wanna-taco a beast, or was he always a beast and is now a cursed beast? He shoots the arms off a dude with an arrow.
 Red: get on loser, we're going shopping
Image 155420   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
831
 
 LaeMi: Apparently 6 people a year die from doing this!
 tib gubb: "Now that I've been given emotion, this is all I can think about doing."
 Prostata: his new girlfriend?
 Peter Pantsless: I always thought it was funny when they tried to impress us by showing Data reading things at super speed when he should have just been able to wirelessly download the information
 Sandor: Is that like android vampirism?
 Scoo: Captain, I believe I am feeling... pleasure. It is an intriguing sensation.
 WTF: He's jacking on.
 mariofart: The beginning of Data's crippling battery abuse.
Image 155419   01-09-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
272
 
 addend: 2 what?
 jochenau: You're gonna take time to stop and smell the roses if we have to break every bone in your body!
 XLY: hate to see a fast speed bump in these parts
 Scoo: Slow down there, leadfoot!
Image 155418   01-09-17   Uploaded by    augustus
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