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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
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 Reddest of Necks: You've heard of good cop bad cop now try tall cop short cop.
 Mr. Shine: @fanny I know, right?
 Headoftheclass: Awwww...It's time for "Take Your Kid to Work" Day already?
 SomeCanadian: Zootopia play not looking so hot.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine perfect for solving small crimes, like "sticker vandalism" ;-D
 Mr. Shine: New PocketCop(TM)
 Mr. Shine: Officer Hightower?
 antipatterns: this guy must hate walking through doors
 fanny: I smell a quirky sitcom plot!
 dobbiesdoogs: in an alternative universe, creepy animals cosplay as zootopia humans
Image 155395   01-09-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
476
 
 Headoftheclass: There's some fish stuck in your teeth.
 raditzu: I would definitely nope that.
 addend: It looks like your tonsils need to be removed.
 birdythemighty: Nooooooooooooo
 Niels Bohr: That feeling when your well cared for chompers look only marginally better than a fish's.
 illBilliam: Look at this! Dang fish stole my dentures!
 smarkles: Dang tasty sheepfish.
 WaffleIron: I need to borrow one of those
 tib gubb: and this is why the ocean has to be destroyed.
 Knice: Good fucking god.
 fanny: hello there, you've got my attention...
 SomeCanadian: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 LaeMi: When it's Spring again I'll bring again Tulips from Amsterdam. youtu.be/…
Image 155394   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
222
 
 Radstarboom: @guest uh, this is the carpet + novelty glasses.
 Scoo: @guest matches exactly, in both color and texture
 guest: does the, peh heh, carpet match the drapes?
Image 155393   01-09-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
465
 
 Whatever: Mega Maid's momma?
 jochenau: That Billy, leaving his POGs all over the beach!
 Hosebag: Electrolux will clean up these filthy humans.
 Scoo: The 50 Foot Woman won the mayoral election on a platform of "cleaning up the beaches around here"
 yev: die son, the
Image 155392   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
578
 
 Cami: Next.
 Knice: MlemelM
Image 155391   01-09-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
418
 
 jochenau: @Borkf less than 3
 Borkf: I want to lie ship wrecked and comatose / drinking fresh mango juice / goldfish shoals nibblin at my toes / fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun
 Scoo: @RalphyNoPants I've gotten some of my worst sunburns while skiing
 RalphyNoPants: Perfect time to work on my tan.
Image 155390   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
414
 
 Skinr: Flight of the Borkflebee
 Scoo: This is the last thing you will ever see before you are adorably slobbered to death
Image 155389   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
436
 
 AimlessArrow: Same
 Druman9991: My life in a nutshell
 Coolguy: This is fine
 sparename: Crack in the Moon?
 ThatGuy: Sailor Me
 Ulillillia: in something for real
 Shay: @Scoo Oh no, that's just a Japanese real doll keeping Wilbur's seat warm while he goes to the bathroom.
 Scoo: More unrealistic body standards for basement-dwellers
 whiplash: Blown away by our rad comments here!
 Skinr: Ringu
 Radstarboom: Jet fuel can't melt moon beams.
Image 155388   01-09-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
329
 
 Scoo: How many of these could fit in Uranus?
 Radstarboom: or as you prols say "Neptune"
Image 155387   01-09-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
337
 
 jochenau: @Skinr I just watched the MST3K of that!
 SomeCanadian: Live action Power Puff Girls a bit of a disappointment
 whiplash: The female version of Devo, called Deva.
 Skinr: I didn't know there was a sequel to Moon Zero Two
 Mr. Shine: What kind of adapter would someone need to access?
 Scoo: I also like to use library kickstools for hats
 SunWukong: Is this the PC brigade I keep hearing about?
 dobbiesdoogs: so are the other two macs?
 ignatz: Actually non-PC
Image 155386   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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