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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163915 winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.



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 Lestrange: @SunWukong He was taken from us far too young.
 SunWukong: @Lestrange only Sci Fi I can read.
 Lestrange: @SunWukong Can't + your comment enough so personal mention for the Iain M Banks reference.
 jazzjunkie: Reminds me of Solarian society (c'mon, there's got to be another Asimov fan here...)
 a robot: @Lestrange Glad to be of service, friend!
 antipatterns: I now really think that all technology in some small way is part of a subliminal drive to commit mass suicide.
 Skinr: this is why I voted for Space Communism #137597
 EvilOtter: Automated gay space communism. That's living the dream.
 jochenau: wat
 SunWukong: Also known as The Culture. Come soon Diziet. I don't know how much longer I can last.
 Lestrange: Thanks @ a robot! Now I'm free to actually enjoy life. (In reality, since I retired I haven't gone day drinking once, something I actually loved doing when I worked).
 Scoo: Damn @a robot!
Image 155340   01-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
398
 
 Shay: Watch out, Taylor Swift is chasing down your record honey.
 Borkf: Her secret: the hot dogs were skinless.
 Peter Pantsless: She breaks their hearts by beating them at hot dog eating competitions and rubbing it in
 annterland: Hot dogs and hearts broken are on a 1:1 ratio
 Derp Herpigan: Justina VI:Electric Boogaloo
 Yam: My kinda gal
 SomeCanadian: I hold the Guiness World Record for nice-guy hearts eaten and hot dogs broken.
 Scoo: At the same time!?
 Knice: Narrowly edging out her predecessor, Justina IV.
Image 155339   01-09-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
474
 
 Micro Jackson: I can has ur leg
 Headoftheclass: (receives crate from anonymous source) Hmmmm...'frah-jee-lay'. Must be Italian. (opens crate)
 Headoftheclass: It's a major award! 'Honorable Mention', but still...
 frenchrevolution: There's a snake in my boot!
 Skinr: Lieutenant Dan! You got new leg!
 jochenau: And that's why you always clean the litter box!
 Mad Collager: Does this shoe make my leg look fat?
 SomeCanadian: @Knice He defeated the defending champion 'One Legged Man'.
 tritium: Purr-sthetic.
 sparename: "Don't skip on leg day"
 Knice: Breakthrough Technology Enables Paralyzed Cat to Participate in Ass-Kicking Contest! (Pg 9)
Image 155338   01-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
271
 
 jazzjunkie: What, should they be pissing on the flames? Chill out already!
 Supermansbrother: #155176
 msmstud: Gee, if that upset the town, wait'll they see their YouTube video lip synching to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".
 Wet farts: To be expected from Nassau county police
 tritium: Fuck the millenial police.
 Prostata: not much else to do when you're waiting for the firetruck.
 fanny: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
Image 155337   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
391
 
 Borkf: @msmstud Great Scott!
 msmstud: Heavy.
 Scoo: I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
 SomeCanadian: My gravity is broken. It keeps coming in waves.
Image 155336   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
407
 
 LaeMi: The 80's called. They didn't want anything back, they just wanted to say "Hi."
 jochenau: The phone has been claimed by the Blight, and was consequently removed from the network to prevent the spread of infection.
 Warrax: Antique vajazzeled phone.
 fanny: @SomeCanadian lol yeah, that crazy cat sure hates mondays!
 XLY: *janky dance- when you hear that hotline bling!
 msmstud: "Daddy, we fixed your work phone!" "What are you talking about? It works fi--GyAH-HA!" "Daddy, don't you like it?" "[Through gritted chompers.] Yeah, sure, 'cause phone calls are overrated. Aren't you little....guys just precious."
 SomeCanadian: @fanny It was only more rad than yours on Mondays, when Garfield-related products suffer from a programming glitch.
 fanny: @SomeCanadian um, was it as rad as my Garfield phone that opened its eyes when you picked up the receiver (which was part of his back)?
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo No joke, I had a NickPhone when I was a kid. That thing was off the charts Rad.
 Scoo: Early 90's Nickelodeon called, on that phone, to Double Dare you
 a sedated moose: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
 scribbs: Blinga-ring-ring.
Image 155335   01-09-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
684
 
 KingTrebek: Featuring songs by Gogol Bordello and Weird Al! and... that's it.
 San DoDo: Weird Al approved
 msmstud: @Derp Herpigan -- That man can polka cover ANYTHING, resistance is futile.
 Derp Herpigan: They better have Weird Al as a playable character, I'm going to flip out if he's DLC.
 sparename: "You *CAN* imagine yourself sitting on a milk-crate in a crowded shopping centre playing along to a mix-tape"
Image 155334   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
547
 
 Cami: Even the dogs can catch a show in Tiajuana.
 Yam: I think this is where pugs came from
 whiplash: Not makin' bacon. Makin' Beggin' Strips.
 San DoDo: Um...
 LaeMi: Dog-frat hazing is sick.
 Mad Collager: Pignailion
 msmstud: They're debating whether they envy him.
 Yam: Ten!
 whiplash: Haha, we dared him to do it and he really did!
 SunWukong: SCHWEINHUND!!!
 Prostata: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
 SomeCanadian: This feels wrong on so many levels.
 scribbs: Is this what the British call "dogging"?
 Scoo: David Cameron's dog
 Knice: Pig's got that 'working my way through nursing school' expression.
 Dan Tagonistic: I think those three guys are enjoying their tour of the hot dog factory
Image 155333   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
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 Kraken: Anyone else notice the kid has blond hair and neither of his parents do? (I know hair can change color, but still. kinda funny)
 brian greene: red means dead
 DrinkMixMan: [Captain Picard voice] Make it stop.
 msmstud: "Who's your favorite captain, lil' guy?" "I love Janeway!" "I'm calling CPS on you sickos!"
 Mad Collager: Hey, let's wear these attrektive costumes for our photo shoot!
 Lestrange: The horror
 SomeCanadian: And his name... was Wesley Crusher. Now you know... the rest of the story.
 Scoo: As a former diehard but still life-long fan of Star Trek, imma keep my comments to myself on this one.
 funny in the wall: too bad the baby is going to die first
 Dan Tagonistic: The family that cosplays together stays together
 addend: He will never be allowed to see a Star Wars movie.
Image 155332   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
390
 
 Peach: @msmstud As Liz Lemon says: "The Hours? More like The Weeks!"
 msmstud: Never watch "The Hours". If you don't have depression it will give it to you. If you do already, as the end credits scroll you'll look down and wonder when you learned to tie a noose...and where the rope came from.
 a sedated moose: @RiderFan This one weekend I watched 28 Days Later, then the commentary, then the alternate endings and deleted scenes, and then realized I was really depressed. I think that's about the same time I quit listening to so much Tool.
 RiderFan: Nah, to be really depressed AND miserable watch Grave of the Fireflies.
 Scoo: Morrisseyhorn
 Peach: This person looks like Sergeant Keroro.
Image 155331   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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