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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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 Lestrange: @SunWukong He was taken from us far too young.
 SunWukong: @Lestrange only Sci Fi I can read.
 Lestrange: @SunWukong Can't + your comment enough so personal mention for the Iain M Banks reference.
 jazzjunkie: Reminds me of Solarian society (c'mon, there's got to be another Asimov fan here...)
 a robot: @Lestrange Glad to be of service, friend!
 antipatterns: I now really think that all technology in some small way is part of a subliminal drive to commit mass suicide.
 Skinr: this is why I voted for Space Communism #137597
 EvilOtter: Automated gay space communism. That's living the dream.
 jochenau: wat
 SunWukong: Also known as The Culture. Come soon Diziet. I don't know how much longer I can last.
 Lestrange: Thanks @ a robot! Now I'm free to actually enjoy life. (In reality, since I retired I haven't gone day drinking once, something I actually loved doing when I worked).
 Scoo: Damn @a robot!
Image 155340   01-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
398
 
 Shay: Watch out, Taylor Swift is chasing down your record honey.
 Borkf: Her secret: the hot dogs were skinless.
 Peter Pantsless: She breaks their hearts by beating them at hot dog eating competitions and rubbing it in
 annterland: Hot dogs and hearts broken are on a 1:1 ratio
 Derp Herpigan: Justina VI:Electric Boogaloo
 Yam: My kinda gal
 SomeCanadian: I hold the Guiness World Record for nice-guy hearts eaten and hot dogs broken.
 Scoo: At the same time!?
 Knice: Narrowly edging out her predecessor, Justina IV.
Image 155339   01-09-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
474
 
 Micro Jackson: I can has ur leg
 Headoftheclass: (receives crate from anonymous source) Hmmmm...'frah-jee-lay'. Must be Italian. (opens crate)
 Headoftheclass: It's a major award! 'Honorable Mention', but still...
 frenchrevolution: There's a snake in my boot!
 Skinr: Lieutenant Dan! You got new leg!
 jochenau: And that's why you always clean the litter box!
 Mad Collager: Does this shoe make my leg look fat?
 SomeCanadian: @Knice He defeated the defending champion 'One Legged Man'.
 tritium: Purr-sthetic.
 sparename: "Don't skip on leg day"
 Knice: Breakthrough Technology Enables Paralyzed Cat to Participate in Ass-Kicking Contest! (Pg 9)
Image 155338   01-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
271
 
 jazzjunkie: What, should they be pissing on the flames? Chill out already!
 Supermansbrother: #155176
 msmstud: Gee, if that upset the town, wait'll they see their YouTube video lip synching to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".
 Wet farts: To be expected from Nassau county police
 tritium: Fuck the millenial police.
 Prostata: not much else to do when you're waiting for the firetruck.
 fanny: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
Image 155337   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
391
 
 Borkf: @msmstud Great Scott!
 msmstud: Heavy.
 Scoo: I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
 SomeCanadian: My gravity is broken. It keeps coming in waves.
Image 155336   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
407
 
 LaeMi: The 80's called. They didn't want anything back, they just wanted to say "Hi."
 jochenau: The phone has been claimed by the Blight, and was consequently removed from the network to prevent the spread of infection.
 Warrax: Antique vajazzeled phone.
 fanny: @SomeCanadian lol yeah, that crazy cat sure hates mondays!
 XLY: *janky dance- when you hear that hotline bling!
 msmstud: "Daddy, we fixed your work phone!" "What are you talking about? It works fi--GyAH-HA!" "Daddy, don't you like it?" "[Through gritted chompers.] Yeah, sure, 'cause phone calls are overrated. Aren't you little....guys just precious."
 SomeCanadian: @fanny It was only more rad than yours on Mondays, when Garfield-related products suffer from a programming glitch.
 fanny: @SomeCanadian um, was it as rad as my Garfield phone that opened its eyes when you picked up the receiver (which was part of his back)?
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo No joke, I had a NickPhone when I was a kid. That thing was off the charts Rad.
 Scoo: Early 90's Nickelodeon called, on that phone, to Double Dare you
 a sedated moose: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
 scribbs: Blinga-ring-ring.
Image 155335   01-09-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
684
 
 KingTrebek: Featuring songs by Gogol Bordello and Weird Al! and... that's it.
 San DoDo: Weird Al approved
 msmstud: @Derp Herpigan -- That man can polka cover ANYTHING, resistance is futile.
 Derp Herpigan: They better have Weird Al as a playable character, I'm going to flip out if he's DLC.
 sparename: "You *CAN* imagine yourself sitting on a milk-crate in a crowded shopping centre playing along to a mix-tape"
Image 155334   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
547
 
 Cami: Even the dogs can catch a show in Tiajuana.
 Yam: I think this is where pugs came from
 whiplash: Not makin' bacon. Makin' Beggin' Strips.
 San DoDo: Um...
 LaeMi: Dog-frat hazing is sick.
 Mad Collager: Pignailion
 msmstud: They're debating whether they envy him.
 Yam: Ten!
 whiplash: Haha, we dared him to do it and he really did!
 SunWukong: SCHWEINHUND!!!
 Prostata: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
 SomeCanadian: This feels wrong on so many levels.
 scribbs: Is this what the British call "dogging"?
 Scoo: David Cameron's dog
 Knice: Pig's got that 'working my way through nursing school' expression.
 Dan Tagonistic: I think those three guys are enjoying their tour of the hot dog factory
Image 155333   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
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 Kraken: Anyone else notice the kid has blond hair and neither of his parents do? (I know hair can change color, but still. kinda funny)
 brian greene: red means dead
 DrinkMixMan: [Captain Picard voice] Make it stop.
 msmstud: "Who's your favorite captain, lil' guy?" "I love Janeway!" "I'm calling CPS on you sickos!"
 Mad Collager: Hey, let's wear these attrektive costumes for our photo shoot!
 Lestrange: The horror
 SomeCanadian: And his name... was Wesley Crusher. Now you know... the rest of the story.
 Scoo: As a former diehard but still life-long fan of Star Trek, imma keep my comments to myself on this one.
 funny in the wall: too bad the baby is going to die first
 Dan Tagonistic: The family that cosplays together stays together
 addend: He will never be allowed to see a Star Wars movie.
Image 155332   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
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 Peach: @msmstud As Liz Lemon says: "The Hours? More like The Weeks!"
 msmstud: Never watch "The Hours". If you don't have depression it will give it to you. If you do already, as the end credits scroll you'll look down and wonder when you learned to tie a noose...and where the rope came from.
 a sedated moose: @RiderFan This one weekend I watched 28 Days Later, then the commentary, then the alternate endings and deleted scenes, and then realized I was really depressed. I think that's about the same time I quit listening to so much Tool.
 RiderFan: Nah, to be really depressed AND miserable watch Grave of the Fireflies.
 Scoo: Morrisseyhorn
 Peach: This person looks like Sergeant Keroro.
Image 155331   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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