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263429  agger gater: So cute. How does he/she keep his/her glasses on?

263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
294
 
 Zukero: New hipster aquarium...
 annterland: Use yah blinka
 Peach: Jesus died to bring you the light.
 addend: Light blub.
 SpaceCow: See, you were low on blinker fluid. That's why it stopped working.
 ClockworkJackalope: Golgotha in lightbulb form
Image 155321   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
388
 
 WTF: The End.
 petepuma: so many questions
 A duck: @SunWukong: And into my car!
 ClockworkJackalope: Inside every dark haired 30 year old is a 20 year old red head trying to get out and ask questions.
 tritium: What's wrong with your faaace?
 SunWukong: Get out of my face!
Image 155320   01-09-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
248
 
 Micro Jackson: Nuts to you
 Marsh Darsh: Insert sexual inuendo
 ClockworkJackalope: Judge me for my tree do you?
 Zampano: I will feast on your soul
Image 155319   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
690
 
 jazzjunkie: It's better than dying of polio
 Hosebag: One human girl can keep four ducklings alive with this apparatus.
 LaeMi: @Knice - Iron lung: oscillating air-pressure outside the chest cavity is keeping her breathing. The ducks are moral support.
 Lestrange: Yet Jonas Salk was never honoured with a Nobel Prize despite saving millions worldwide. He hated the spotlight.
 A duck: Hang in there, kiddo
 Urn BooUrn: Ducklings are the best medicine.
 ClockworkJackalope: My feels!
 Sheikhjahbooty: This hospital wins. "Sweetie your lungs have collapsed, and because that's painful and horrifying, look at these duckies."
 Zampano: That's just sad
 Knice: I miss The Explainer.
Image 155318   01-09-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
519
 
 Kraken: Abracadabra alakazam, I command there to be nuts!
 Ironass: Stop! In the name of love!...
 jazzjunkie: Jazz hands!
 epitasis: @Knice i lolled irl at this
 Robologna: This dick always beats me at chess
 Zukero: Use the force !
 2Berries: You're a wizard, Mr. Fuzzynuts!
 hearsegirl: stop! it's hammer time!
 tritium: @Zampano "These critters are getting cleverer."
 Zampano: No wait, don't eat me you redneck! I'm a human trapped in the body of a squirrel because of an ancient curse
 Meow: I killed this many humans!
 Borkf: @Knice They're always having their nuts grabbed.
 Knice: These things really need to calm the fuck down. Every picture I've ever seen of one is all super-dramatic. Take a breath, lil dudes.
 Chaplin: In the name of Feldgrub, the Tufted-Eared one, I command thee.
 skittles: Fly, you fools!
 Porm Munties: I can't keep him at bay much longer, save yourselves!
Image 155317   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
221
 
 jazzjunkie: [intensity intensifies]
 A duck: I think I'll need TWO breakfasts today.
 addend: My chompers are up here... and there.
 Derp Herpigan: @Spazstatic I was reminded of @Poop von Pants' last comment on here, tbh.
 Zampano: And instead of having eyes, i have even more chompers.
 Spazstatic: Why does this make me think of @Knice?
 SunWukong: Mmmmmmmmm. Teeeeeeth.
Image 155316   01-09-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Image 155315 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: It's called a squishee, anyway
 Mad Collager: @a robot Aach! It bothers me too, and there are tons of them here. I'm embarrassed I never noticed before. (The lower-case, not the tons)
 well duh: It's always a Michigan plate... *hangs head in shame*
 Ulillillia: @A duck no, n
 A duck: @a robot: fffffffffffff
 Zampano: Now that's dedication to a drink
 Borkf: Now it bothers me too. Although I rarely see the logo over here.
 a robot: The "n" in their logo is lowercase and that always bothered me
Image 155314   01-09-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
154
 
 Cami: ...in that order.
 Zampano: lol he said pot
 Sheikhjahbooty: Smiling Puppy Memes... OMG those are three of my favorite things.
 Borkf: We get it etc.
Image 155313   01-09-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
243
 
 XLY: Anythings a birthday candle if you're brave enough
 Headoftheclass: Shasta and Negro Modelo?!? At the same party? Hold onto yer birthday hats!
 Xeno: @sparename No, capital M, don't you know your Roman numerals?
 AverageJoe: close enough...
 Knice: The store must have been out of candle-holders. (Credit to Mitch Hedberg, RIP)
 sparename: Does a big Candle with a capital 'C' equal 1000 smaller candles?
Image 155312   01-09-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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