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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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 LaeMi: Took so much animal steroids he became a cat.
 Ulillillia: Mewsain Bolt
 SomeCanadian: That cat has been caught doping at every event since he went pro.
Image 155182   01-08-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
402
 
 Peach: Okay, but either way you're a dog, so what's the problem?
 Prostata: handsome doggo!
 SunWukong: I LIKE PUPHORN!!!
Image 155181   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
372
 
 raditzu: Still better than fixing it with bubblegum.
 smarkles: This sort of thing is like finding a hair in your food. For every one you see, there are ten you already ate, so just imagine what the plane guts look like.
 Dreforian: @Jennerator Or just get yourself thrown off the plane. You think they'd bother to land?
 Jennerator: If I looked out the window and saw that I'd claim to have a bomb to make the plane land
 dobbiesdoogs: if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
Image 155180   01-08-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
350
 
 AverageJoe: plot twist: they are trying to shut him up
 sparename: Incey Wincey Stardust and the Spidermen from Mars
 SomeCanadian: That doesn't seem sanitary.
 Jabberwikket: Spiderjam ?
Image 155179   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
358
 
 duckfarts: gonna be a bunch of corpses wearing Jansen on the moon then
 a robot: Typical Purple user.
 Warrax: Thank god those dramatic shadows have protected us from his nipples.
 Amy Housewine: Jantzen is endangering the mission.
 sporky: stop, jantzen
 sporky: jantzen, you can't swim on the moon
Image 155178   01-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 AverageJoe: yes, I also think Dr Who is awesome
 Astanapan: Sorry but fractal holographic spores disqualify you for the "girl" category.
 whiplash: I don't understand any of those words after "other girls" and "me."
 SomeCanadian: Fractal holographic spores are so two thousand and late
 Jennerator: Ia! Ia! Brainhorn Fthagn!
Image 155177   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
886
 
 Kirtov: FIRE ... /but also/ GOOD BAD
 Jennerator: Metallica halfway approves
 Nope: Hmm *nods* go on
Image 155176   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
576
 
 Musician: This was done for the Japanese subway and meant to depict Jesus giving out umbrellas when it's raining to show him as kind, but apparently some found it offensive. As they were taking them down, this happened some time in the 80's my Dad and Step-Mom were visiting and asked if they could have one. It's been hanging on a wall in their house ever since.
 fanny: I bet he still feels empty inside.
 Lestrange: It's rad but seriously, I can't even
 Warrax: @San DoDo @Butcherboy Mary Poppins has been in possession of the real Holy Parasol all along.
 Jennerator: Jesus brand umbrellas only 30 silver each!
 Amy Housewine: The Umbrellast Supper.
 San DoDo: @Butcherboy I love Raiders of the lost parasol
 Butcherboy: Whereas the true holy umbrella will give life the false one will take it away
Image 155175   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
613
 
 duckfarts: now fart
 Himesama: Yaaass boo *crying lauging emoji*
Image 155174   01-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
272
 
 SpaceCow: Shockingly, he's wearing those same sandals to this very day.
 Peach: I have no idea what this guy's message is and I'm fairly certain he doesn't either.
 trelyate: no matter who loses, we all win
 SunWukong: I'm going to vote for this guy. He tells it like it is.
 Jennerator: I don't think he needs to be stoned to do that
 San DoDo: All the bellybutton lint you can eat
 Shay: Meanwhile, the Naked Cowboy is shaking his head in the corner.
 sparename: TANSTAAFL
Image 155173   01-08-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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