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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.



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Score:
813
 
 Cruld Flomple: Took so much animal steroids he became a cat.
 Jungo Drumumple: Mewsain Bolt
 Gongo Rempungus: That cat has been caught doping at every event since he went pro.
Image 155182   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Crango Flumuble
Score:
402
 
 Froft Flongus: Okay, but either way you're a dog, so what's the problem?
 Hempo Dampumbies: handsome doggo!
 Rild Rempungus: I LIKE PUPHORN!!!
Image 155181   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Theng Rempombies
Score:
372
 
 Frald Flumuble: Still better than fixing it with bubblegum.
 Vurm Cremoble: This sort of thing is like finding a hair in your food. For every one you see, there are ten you already ate, so just imagine what the plane guts look like.
 Mirt Grongus: @Jennerator Or just get yourself thrown off the plane. You think they'd bother to land?
 Cruple Plungo: If I looked out the window and saw that I'd claim to have a bomb to make the plane land
 Pimpo Drumungus: if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
Image 155180   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Tromp Grunumple
Score:
350
 
 Crirt Grunoble: plot twist: they are trying to shut him up
 Mingo Grunupert: Incey Wincey Stardust and the Spidermen from Mars
 Merm Horpopert: That doesn't seem sanitary.
 Froft Flupert: Spiderjam ?
Image 155179   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Lingo Flumuble
Score:
358
 
 Deld Albumbies: gonna be a bunch of corpses wearing Jansen on the moon then
 Mong Morpopert: Typical Purple user.
 Vango Flumomple: Thank god those dramatic shadows have protected us from his nipples.
 Hamp Brumple: Jantzen is endangering the mission.
 Dungo Cremumbies: stop, jantzen
 Long Morpupert: jantzen, you can't swim on the moon
Image 155178   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Flingo Plupert
Score:
342
 
 Frert Grumple: yes, I also think Dr Who is awesome
 Horm Flongus: Sorry but fractal holographic spores disqualify you for the "girl" category.
 Thirm Brungo: I don't understand any of those words after "other girls" and "me."
 Mald Grunungo: Fractal holographic spores are so two thousand and late
 Florb Drumoble: Ia! Ia! Brainhorn Fthagn!
Image 155177   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Borm Drumopert
Score:
886
 
 Gift Flumombies: FIRE ... /but also/ GOOD BAD
 Dolm Plemungus: Metallica halfway approves
 Jild Rempopert: Hmm *nods* go on
Image 155176   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Trelm Plemumbies
Score:
576
 
 Vempo Brungo: This was done for the Japanese subway and meant to depict Jesus giving out umbrellas when it's raining to show him as kind, but apparently some found it offensive. As they were taking them down, this happened some time in the 80's my Dad and Step-Mom were visiting and asked if they could have one. It's been hanging on a wall in their house ever since.
 Trerb Brupert: I bet he still feels empty inside.
 Mungo Plongus: It's rad but seriously, I can't even
 Rurb Alboble: @San DoDo @Butcherboy Mary Poppins has been in possession of the real Holy Parasol all along.
 Gang Morpoble: Jesus brand umbrellas only 30 silver each!
 Perbo Plupert: The Umbrellast Supper.
 Frempo Fluble: @Butcherboy I love Raiders of the lost parasol
 Ruwn Broble: Whereas the true holy umbrella will give life the false one will take it away
Image 155175   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Dirb Brumbies
Score:
613
 
 Tromp Drumongo: now fart
 Frold Drumumbies: Yaaass boo *crying lauging emoji*
Image 155174   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Ping Morpumbies
Score:
272
 
 Frurb Albombies: Shockingly, he's wearing those same sandals to this very day.
 Ramp Flumomple: I have no idea what this guy's message is and I'm fairly certain he doesn't either.
 Lorb Brumbies: no matter who loses, we all win
 Julm Morpumple: I'm going to vote for this guy. He tells it like it is.
 Gawn Plongo: I don't think he needs to be stoned to do that
 Mingo Brumbies: All the bellybutton lint you can eat
 Mamp Grunungo: Meanwhile, the Naked Cowboy is shaking his head in the corner.
 Mert Flungus: TANSTAAFL
Image 155173   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Vorbo Dampungo
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