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234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

234038  Ihminen: kinda grossed out but intriqued at the same time

233991  Robespierre: Borzois were a Thing in my Mum's family

233992  Robespierre: No apology necessary

234038  a sedated moose: Whut?

234038  Dr Awkward: "I cum in pies"

233998  Robespierre: No joy in Mudville

234030  when so: *proceeds to touch all produce*

234004  Robespierre: Toads Of the Short Forest

234011  Robespierre: @addend Yyyyyyyyup ... statistically a 3, I'd say.

234038  when so: This is it. This is the Promised End.

234012  Robespierre: Jeans like those cost $1.99 at Farm 'n' Fleet in 1976.

233937  redmonkey3: the Offal office

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233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233978 redmonkey3: Mahasamatman

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

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Score:
220
 
 Scoo: After a life of hard flame, I finally have all the mushrooms. Yet I still feel waxy inside.
 Amy Housewine: It is better to light a candle than curse the mushroom.
 mwoody: Candle candle candle candle mushroom MUSHROOM
 Turd Ferguson: This place smells like a musty fart. You should light a candle
Image 155133   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
179
 
 mammal883: turtle princess has brought you flowers!
 XLY: Good lord how did this make it past image bot!?
 sparename: @RiderFan I see a hippie with a backpack full of dismembered cartoon arms
 RiderFan: Do you see a woman with a flower pot, or a barnacle infested scrotum?
Image 155132   01-08-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Image 155131 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by my wheelhouse. You have brought shame on us, my wheelhouse.
Score:
447
 
 a robot: This cat somewhat resembles my cat, so I must radvote it. Who am I kidding, I radvote just about all cats.
 addend: Heard a can being opened.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are nice.
 Knice: Stop getting naked in front of your pets.
Image 155130   01-08-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
125
 
 Jabberwikket: Too small, o read.....
 ThatGuy: I like Tim.
Image 155129   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
251
 
 SpaceCow: This is why cows will innovate in space travel. To get over that damn fence.
 Teechur: Looks like a balanced diet.
 Musician: Udderly embarassing
 Cami: @whiplash It's funny what one can learn about themselves in odd situations.
 whiplash: You think this is bad? Last week I got caught on the electric fence! It was kind of arousing, really.
 tib gubb: This is fine.
 fanny: @fanny oh shut up.
 fanny: @fanny you mean moooooooo?
 fanny: @fanny boooooooo!
 fanny: shutterstock?! more like udderstuck!
 Knice: This cow is undecided.
 Mr. Shine: Escape plan: 70% complete!
 sparename: livestockstuck . com
 addend: So sad. Cow doesn't receive any of the royalties.
Image 155128   01-08-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
409
 
 Eleftheros: Yup yup yup yup yup brrrrrrringggg
 Cami: Don't buy that one.
 whiplash: Anything can be a sex toy if you're desperate enough.
 fanny: "C'mere and give mama a kiss on the GAPING MOUTH HOLE"
Image 155127   01-08-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
251
 
 Bast Relief: Cat knows when you're jonesing. Cat helps you quit.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are assholes.
 whiplash: Oh snap!
 ClockworkJackalope: This is what you get for swearing
Image 155126   01-08-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
537
 
 yev: tum velveteen sounds like a good name for a supervillain, a nemesis of posterior curlable
 Mister S: Hedgehogs chew their own droppings and then themselves in the resulting mix.
 Scoo: Which part has to go fast?
 Amy Housewine: The noises that hedgehogs make when they're dreaming are amongst the greatest things in this or any other world.
Image 155125   01-08-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
501
 
 Amy Housewine: @Cami The common thing on this side of the Atlantic is people moving near a live music venue, and then having it closed down with noise complaints. I get very annoyed about this.
 Cami: This is a real bugaboo of mine. In the 1990's I worked at a rifle range that had been in operation since 1916 and would get noise complaints from nearby houses! Who moved into a house next to a rifle range? Because of the layout of the property we were restricted to using just half of the range's potential distance out of "consideration for our neighbours." I later moved into a poor area that was undergoing gentrification and the new affluent residents would bitch about the unpainted houses on the block. I sympathized; paint is $%@ expensive. Now I live facing a farm and love the open view that will continue to be an open view for a good long time. It's not nice in the days after they spread manure but you have to take the rough with the smooth. ...and the free live sex shows t
 Scoo: Future site of AG Headquarters
 Turd Ferguson: We bought a zoo instead
 fanny: @Knice i bet they have corn to serve too.
 Knice: *pulls up lawn chair*
 ClockworkJackalope: @BILL DOOR they need you at this place
 Mr. Shine: Also hippies, I've heard.
 Amy Housewine: Animal husbandry.
 addend: I should buy a farm.
Image 155124   01-08-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
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