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262838  Felicity: lxc luau

262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 Scoo: After a life of hard flame, I finally have all the mushrooms. Yet I still feel waxy inside.
 Amy Housewine: It is better to light a candle than curse the mushroom.
 mwoody: Candle candle candle candle mushroom MUSHROOM
 Turd Ferguson: This place smells like a musty fart. You should light a candle
Image 155133   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
 mammal883: turtle princess has brought you flowers!
 XLY: Good lord how did this make it past image bot!?
 sparename: @RiderFan I see a hippie with a backpack full of dismembered cartoon arms
 RiderFan: Do you see a woman with a flower pot, or a barnacle infested scrotum?
Image 155132   01-08-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Image 155131 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by my wheelhouse. You have brought shame on us, my wheelhouse.
 a robot: This cat somewhat resembles my cat, so I must radvote it. Who am I kidding, I radvote just about all cats.
 addend: Heard a can being opened.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are nice.
 Knice: Stop getting naked in front of your pets.
Image 155130   01-08-17   Uploaded by    claphands
 Jabberwikket: Too small, o read.....
 ThatGuy: I like Tim.
Image 155129   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
 SpaceCow: This is why cows will innovate in space travel. To get over that damn fence.
 Teechur: Looks like a balanced diet.
 Musician: Udderly embarassing
 Cami: @whiplash It's funny what one can learn about themselves in odd situations.
 whiplash: You think this is bad? Last week I got caught on the electric fence! It was kind of arousing, really.
 tib gubb: This is fine.
 fanny: @fanny oh shut up.
 fanny: @fanny you mean moooooooo?
 fanny: @fanny boooooooo!
 fanny: shutterstock?! more like udderstuck!
 Knice: This cow is undecided.
 Mr. Shine: Escape plan: 70% complete!
 sparename: livestockstuck . com
 addend: So sad. Cow doesn't receive any of the royalties.
Image 155128   01-08-17   Uploaded by    icloud
 Eleftheros: Yup yup yup yup yup brrrrrrringggg
 Cami: Don't buy that one.
 whiplash: Anything can be a sex toy if you're desperate enough.
 fanny: "C'mere and give mama a kiss on the GAPING MOUTH HOLE"
Image 155127   01-08-17   Uploaded by    potato
 Bast Relief: Cat knows when you're jonesing. Cat helps you quit.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are assholes.
 whiplash: Oh snap!
 ClockworkJackalope: This is what you get for swearing
Image 155126   01-08-17   Uploaded by    S R N
 yev: tum velveteen sounds like a good name for a supervillain, a nemesis of posterior curlable
 Mister S: Hedgehogs chew their own droppings and then themselves in the resulting mix.
 Scoo: Which part has to go fast?
 Amy Housewine: The noises that hedgehogs make when they're dreaming are amongst the greatest things in this or any other world.
Image 155125   01-08-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Amy Housewine: @Cami The common thing on this side of the Atlantic is people moving near a live music venue, and then having it closed down with noise complaints. I get very annoyed about this.
 Cami: This is a real bugaboo of mine. In the 1990's I worked at a rifle range that had been in operation since 1916 and would get noise complaints from nearby houses! Who moved into a house next to a rifle range? Because of the layout of the property we were restricted to using just half of the range's potential distance out of "consideration for our neighbours." I later moved into a poor area that was undergoing gentrification and the new affluent residents would bitch about the unpainted houses on the block. I sympathized; paint is $%@ expensive. Now I live facing a farm and love the open view that will continue to be an open view for a good long time. It's not nice in the days after they spread manure but you have to take the rough with the smooth. ...and the free live sex shows t
 Scoo: Future site of AG Headquarters
 Turd Ferguson: We bought a zoo instead
 fanny: @Knice i bet they have corn to serve too.
 Knice: *pulls up lawn chair*
 ClockworkJackalope: @BILL DOOR they need you at this place
 Mr. Shine: Also hippies, I've heard.
 Amy Housewine: Animal husbandry.
 addend: I should buy a farm.
Image 155124   01-08-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
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