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272517  eradicator: Who rad votes this shit?

272472  Theimposter: Hold my purse, he's about to identify as an ER patient.

272497  Air Biscuit: Wrap the pickle in bacon and deep fry it?

272500  Dr Awkward: Is that a person inside the computer there?

272449  copunter: clearly a girl's handwriting

272504  Dr Awkward: Hookin' like a sweater in church?

272504  Prostata: Hookin' like a sweater in church

272463  copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272463  copunter: rad for pairing second branches thrice removed

272499  Not A Bot: If you could not commit crimes, that would be great.

272467  copunter: bite. only bite. bite? bite.

272481  copunter: the cats are not what they seem

272504  Side Boob: Same.

272491  Teechur: @kittylitter looks like it might be a Norwich terrier. Like the one in Best in Show.

272492  Teechur: That's not how the Lionel Ritchie song goes

272422  DrinkMixMan: I can't bear making fun of this polar-izing issue

272439  DrinkMixMan: yougoddafrendinme

272451  DrinkMixMan: FW to mom!

272460  DrinkMixMan: nice dog mask

272486  burritos: Waiting for the Viagra to kick in, then it's back to the Doubletree!

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
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4. Mad Collager
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6. addend
7. a robot
8. Amy Housewine
9. Spazstatic
10. copunter

The top ten most commented-on images today:

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

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Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1121 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (883 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
grizzly uploaded 272448 (830 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (824 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (820 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)

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 1. ChubbyBuddy: 7821 points
 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 5022 points
 4. Side Boob: 4546 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 6. grizzly: 2429 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2238 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
 9. brutal: 1845 points
10. youshall: 1806 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. westerner: 1673 points
13. JollyWell: 1585 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1568 points
15. Snow Plow: 1519 points
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 piratepom: After a life of hard flame, I finally have all the mushrooms. Yet I still feel waxy inside.
 Amy Housewine: It is better to light a candle than curse the mushroom.
 mwoody: Candle candle candle candle mushroom MUSHROOM
 Turd Ferguson: This place smells like a musty fart. You should light a candle
Image 155133   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
 mammal883: turtle princess has brought you flowers!
 XLY: Good lord how did this make it past image bot!?
 sparename: @RiderFan I see a hippie with a backpack full of dismembered cartoon arms
 RiderFan: Do you see a woman with a flower pot, or a barnacle infested scrotum?
Image 155132   01-08-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Image 155131 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by my wheelhouse. Boo, my wheelhouse.
 a robot: This cat somewhat resembles my cat, so I must radvote it. Who am I kidding, I radvote just about all cats.
 addend: Heard a can being opened.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are nice.
 Knice: Stop getting naked in front of your pets.
Image 155130   01-08-17   Uploaded by    claphands
 Jabberwikket: Too small, o read.....
 ThatGuy: I like Tim.
Image 155129   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
 SpaceCow: This is why cows will innovate in space travel. To get over that damn fence.
 Teechur: Looks like a balanced diet.
 Musician: Udderly embarassing
 Cami: @whiplash It's funny what one can learn about themselves in odd situations.
 whiplash: You think this is bad? Last week I got caught on the electric fence! It was kind of arousing, really.
 tib gubb: This is fine.
 fanny: @fanny oh shut up.
 fanny: @fanny you mean moooooooo?
 fanny: @fanny boooooooo!
 fanny: shutterstock?! more like udderstuck!
 Knice: This cow is undecided.
 Mr. Shine: Escape plan: 70% complete!
 sparename: livestockstuck . com
 addend: So sad. Cow doesn't receive any of the royalties.
Image 155128   01-08-17   Uploaded by    icloud
 Eleftheros: Yup yup yup yup yup brrrrrrringggg
 Cami: Don't buy that one.
 whiplash: Anything can be a sex toy if you're desperate enough.
 fanny: "C'mere and give mama a kiss on the GAPING MOUTH HOLE"
Image 155127   01-08-17   Uploaded by    potato
 Bast Relief: Cat knows when you're jonesing. Cat helps you quit.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are assholes.
 whiplash: Oh snap!
 ClockworkJackalope: This is what you get for swearing
Image 155126   01-08-17   Uploaded by    S R N
 yev: tum velveteen sounds like a good name for a supervillain, a nemesis of posterior curlable
 Mister S: Hedgehogs chew their own droppings and then themselves in the resulting mix.
 prius: Which part has to go fast?
 Amy Housewine: The noises that hedgehogs make when they're dreaming are amongst the greatest things in this or any other world.
Image 155125   01-08-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Amy Housewine: @Cami The common thing on this side of the Atlantic is people moving near a live music venue, and then having it closed down with noise complaints. I get very annoyed about this.
 Cami: This is a real bugaboo of mine. In the 1990's I worked at a rifle range that had been in operation since 1916 and would get noise complaints from nearby houses! Who moved into a house next to a rifle range? Because of the layout of the property we were restricted to using just half of the range's potential distance out of "consideration for our neighbours." I later moved into a poor area that was undergoing gentrification and the new affluent residents would bitch about the unpainted houses on the block. I sympathized; paint is $%@ expensive. Now I live facing a farm and love the open view that will continue to be an open view for a good long time. It's not nice in the days after they spread manure but you have to take the rough with the smooth. ...and the free live sex shows t
 Big Bong Theory: Future site of AG Headquarters
 Turd Ferguson: We bought a zoo instead
 fanny: @Knice i bet they have corn to serve too.
 Knice: *pulls up lawn chair*
 ClockworkJackalope: @BILL DOOR they need you at this place
 Mr. Shine: Also hippies, I've heard.
 Amy Housewine: Animal husbandry.
 addend: I should buy a farm.
Image 155124   01-08-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
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