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249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 Scoo: After a life of hard flame, I finally have all the mushrooms. Yet I still feel waxy inside.
 Amy Housewine: It is better to light a candle than curse the mushroom.
 mwoody: Candle candle candle candle mushroom MUSHROOM
 Turd Ferguson: This place smells like a musty fart. You should light a candle
Image 155133   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
179
 
 mammal883: turtle princess has brought you flowers!
 XLY: Good lord how did this make it past image bot!?
 sparename: @RiderFan I see a hippie with a backpack full of dismembered cartoon arms
 RiderFan: Do you see a woman with a flower pot, or a barnacle infested scrotum?
Image 155132   01-08-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Image 155131 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by my wheelhouse. Your image was bad, my wheelhouse.
Score:
447
 
 a robot: This cat somewhat resembles my cat, so I must radvote it. Who am I kidding, I radvote just about all cats.
 addend: Heard a can being opened.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are nice.
 Knice: Stop getting naked in front of your pets.
Image 155130   01-08-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
125
 
 Jabberwikket: Too small, o read.....
 ThatGuy: I like Tim.
Image 155129   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
251
 
 SpaceCow: This is why cows will innovate in space travel. To get over that damn fence.
 Teechur: Looks like a balanced diet.
 Musician: Udderly embarassing
 Cami: @whiplash It's funny what one can learn about themselves in odd situations.
 whiplash: You think this is bad? Last week I got caught on the electric fence! It was kind of arousing, really.
 tib gubb: This is fine.
 fanny: @fanny oh shut up.
 fanny: @fanny you mean moooooooo?
 fanny: @fanny boooooooo!
 fanny: shutterstock?! more like udderstuck!
 Knice: This cow is undecided.
 Mr. Shine: Escape plan: 70% complete!
 sparename: livestockstuck . com
 addend: So sad. Cow doesn't receive any of the royalties.
Image 155128   01-08-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
409
 
 Eleftheros: Yup yup yup yup yup brrrrrrringggg
 Cami: Don't buy that one.
 whiplash: Anything can be a sex toy if you're desperate enough.
 fanny: "C'mere and give mama a kiss on the GAPING MOUTH HOLE"
Image 155127   01-08-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
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 Bast Relief: Cat knows when you're jonesing. Cat helps you quit.
 SomeCanadian: Cats are assholes.
 whiplash: Oh snap!
 ClockworkJackalope: This is what you get for swearing
Image 155126   01-08-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
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 yev: tum velveteen sounds like a good name for a supervillain, a nemesis of posterior curlable
 Mister S: Hedgehogs chew their own droppings and then themselves in the resulting mix.
 Scoo: Which part has to go fast?
 Amy Housewine: The noises that hedgehogs make when they're dreaming are amongst the greatest things in this or any other world.
Image 155125   01-08-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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 Amy Housewine: @Cami The common thing on this side of the Atlantic is people moving near a live music venue, and then having it closed down with noise complaints. I get very annoyed about this.
 Cami: This is a real bugaboo of mine. In the 1990's I worked at a rifle range that had been in operation since 1916 and would get noise complaints from nearby houses! Who moved into a house next to a rifle range? Because of the layout of the property we were restricted to using just half of the range's potential distance out of "consideration for our neighbours." I later moved into a poor area that was undergoing gentrification and the new affluent residents would bitch about the unpainted houses on the block. I sympathized; paint is $%@ expensive. Now I live facing a farm and love the open view that will continue to be an open view for a good long time. It's not nice in the days after they spread manure but you have to take the rough with the smooth. ...and the free live sex shows t
 Scoo: Future site of AG Headquarters
 Turd Ferguson: We bought a zoo instead
 fanny: @Knice i bet they have corn to serve too.
 Knice: *pulls up lawn chair*
 ClockworkJackalope: @BILL DOOR they need you at this place
 Mr. Shine: Also hippies, I've heard.
 Amy Housewine: Animal husbandry.
 addend: I should buy a farm.
Image 155124   01-08-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
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