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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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4. DrNinjaman
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7. Side Boob
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10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 jochenau: *highlights planes, unclicks 'underline'*
 Frank herbert: @a robot been a lot of drunkenness on the ship lately. Im jealous
 ignatz: @a robot snd you're not alone have you noticed how friendly and open people in departure lounges are?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I totally get that.
 Scoo: @a robot That was the raddest thing I've read in a long time
 Sheikhjahbooty: @a robot That wasn't a rant. It was a sort of endearing personal confession.
 a robot: Ok this is going to sound weird, but: as an anxiety-bot, I enjoy that time at the airport after I've gone through security while I'm waiting for my flight to board. It's like I'm in a little capsule of perfect time. I have all my things in handy travel compartments, I'm on time, the logistics of travel are all in someone else's hands now, I'm in a big impersonal zone where literally no one is paying attention to me, and I'm free to buy random junk food if I want it. I don't travel super often, but I enjoy airports in this weird way. Sorry for this rant, it's the purple airport sign in this photo that is speaking to me (also the cheap vodka in my house)
 dobbiesdoogs: natasha, i find moose, now we need squirrel
Image 155031   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
357
 
 LaeMi: @DarkTeddy - that is his recently revealed super-tumor ability.
 San DoDo: Spoiler!
 DarkTeddy: Why does superman have a receding hairline
 SomeCanadian: Why is Superman so lumpy?
 Scoo: @Peach and bulging with what's likely not muscle
 Peach: Careful, Fry! He's bulging with what could be muscle.
Image 155030   01-07-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
334
 
 SomeCanadian: Five Nights at Freddie's was more of a docu-drama
Image 155029   01-07-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
227
 
 Mr Bleak: @San DoDo All others will be toad?
 San DoDo: Frog parking only
 Headoftheclass: From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned SUV.
 Lestrange: How much did it cost?
 Ulillillia: Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
 Teechur: Go on. Leave a vehicle. Just an SUV, even.
Image 155028   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
334
 
 Sheikhjahbooty: How do they enforce that? With a wicked witch and a disturbing lack of true love?
 Dr. Bathroom: Seriously though, can I park here?
Image 155027   01-07-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
215
 
 Snowta: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?
 fanny: NOW you tell me *currently rocking baby fanny #3 to sleep*
 Peach: That baby's eyebrow game tho
 Bluetocracy: so that's what all those calls from child protective services are about... heh.
 UltraBeverly: Obligatory wacking off comment here.
 Whatever: Odds of bearing a baby are significantly higher if you are a woman and not a man...
 Shay: You don't say.
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 155026   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
323
 
 Hosebag: Which one is Yoko Ono?
 sparename: " # This is the happy house, we're happy here in the happy house # "
 Ulillillia: What up, homes?
 a robot: Drugs are bad, mmmmmmmkay?
Image 155025   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
199
 
 Life Whacker: @Dr. Bathroom what do you mean...
 Peach: So THAT'S how they make dubstep.
 Dr. Bathroom: Sounds like most new fangled music anyway.
 Derp Herpigan: When your singing sucks...
Image 155024   01-07-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
176
 
 whiplash: Go to your room! Don't make me bludgeon you!
 Wookiee: You're not wearing proper safety gear. You can check it out of the tool crib over there.
 Whatever: Get out there and be beaten like a man!
 Ulillillia: "Great Clips is one block down, hang a right."
 TurkeyVulture: Report all Communists and suspected Communists to the authorities!
Image 155023   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
518
 
 DrinkMixMan: Why don't they want me to know her?
 LaeMi: Not the right kind of cable, sorry.
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless "HEY, MA! WHAT'RE YOU DOING ON THE ROOF?"
 Lestrange: This kills the bill payer.
 Mad Collager: If they catch him, they'll give him a wee extra charge.
 Peach: This picture gives me so much anxiety.
 Knice: That's quite a bushing.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, I can can call my maw from up here!"
 Whatever: It's shocking I tells ya, shocking
 Zampano: Here's a couple tricks for gas and electric, water, internet and garbage collection also... Ya know, just in case you're still alive after you tried to get free cable.
 hajjpodge: "I just want to watch some Price Is Right, damn it!"
Image 155022   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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