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221266  Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"

221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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 jochenau: *highlights planes, unclicks 'underline'*
 Frank herbert: @a robot been a lot of drunkenness on the ship lately. Im jealous
 ignatz: @a robot snd you're not alone have you noticed how friendly and open people in departure lounges are?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I totally get that.
 Scoo: @a robot That was the raddest thing I've read in a long time
 Sheikhjahbooty: @a robot That wasn't a rant. It was a sort of endearing personal confession.
 a robot: Ok this is going to sound weird, but: as an anxiety-bot, I enjoy that time at the airport after I've gone through security while I'm waiting for my flight to board. It's like I'm in a little capsule of perfect time. I have all my things in handy travel compartments, I'm on time, the logistics of travel are all in someone else's hands now, I'm in a big impersonal zone where literally no one is paying attention to me, and I'm free to buy random junk food if I want it. I don't travel super often, but I enjoy airports in this weird way. Sorry for this rant, it's the purple airport sign in this photo that is speaking to me (also the cheap vodka in my house)
 dobbiesdoogs: natasha, i find moose, now we need squirrel
Image 155031   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
357
 
 LaeMi: @DarkTeddy - that is his recently revealed super-tumor ability.
 San DoDo: Spoiler!
 DarkTeddy: Why does superman have a receding hairline
 SomeCanadian: Why is Superman so lumpy?
 Scoo: @Peach and bulging with what's likely not muscle
 Peach: Careful, Fry! He's bulging with what could be muscle.
Image 155030   01-07-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
334
 
 SomeCanadian: Five Nights at Freddie's was more of a docu-drama
Image 155029   01-07-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
227
 
 Mr Bleak: @San DoDo All others will be toad?
 San DoDo: Frog parking only
 Headoftheclass: From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned SUV.
 Lestrange: How much did it cost?
 Ulillillia: Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
 Teechur: Go on. Leave a vehicle. Just an SUV, even.
Image 155028   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
334
 
 Sheikhjahbooty: How do they enforce that? With a wicked witch and a disturbing lack of true love?
 Dr. Bathroom: Seriously though, can I park here?
Image 155027   01-07-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
215
 
 Snowta: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?
 fanny: NOW you tell me *currently rocking baby fanny #3 to sleep*
 Peach: That baby's eyebrow game tho
 Bluetocracy: so that's what all those calls from child protective services are about... heh.
 UltraBeverly: Obligatory wacking off comment here.
 Whatever: Odds of bearing a baby are significantly higher if you are a woman and not a man...
 Shay: You don't say.
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 155026   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
323
 
 Hosebag: Which one is Yoko Ono?
 sparename: " # This is the happy house, we're happy here in the happy house # "
 Ulillillia: What up, homes?
 a robot: Drugs are bad, mmmmmmmkay?
Image 155025   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
199
 
 Life Whacker: @Dr. Bathroom what do you mean...
 Peach: So THAT'S how they make dubstep.
 Dr. Bathroom: Sounds like most new fangled music anyway.
 Derp Herpigan: When your singing sucks...
Image 155024   01-07-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
176
 
 whiplash: Go to your room! Don't make me bludgeon you!
 Wookiee: You're not wearing proper safety gear. You can check it out of the tool crib over there.
 Whatever: Get out there and be beaten like a man!
 Ulillillia: "Great Clips is one block down, hang a right."
 TurkeyVulture: Report all Communists and suspected Communists to the authorities!
Image 155023   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: Why don't they want me to know her?
 LaeMi: Not the right kind of cable, sorry.
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless "HEY, MA! WHAT'RE YOU DOING ON THE ROOF?"
 Lestrange: This kills the bill payer.
 Mad Collager: If they catch him, they'll give him a wee extra charge.
 Peach: This picture gives me so much anxiety.
 Knice: That's quite a bushing.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, I can can call my maw from up here!"
 Whatever: It's shocking I tells ya, shocking
 Zampano: Here's a couple tricks for gas and electric, water, internet and garbage collection also... Ya know, just in case you're still alive after you tried to get free cable.
 hajjpodge: "I just want to watch some Price Is Right, damn it!"
Image 155022   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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