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221265  phonk: Billions and billions have...

221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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 WaffleIron: Gotta point them toes.
 jazzjunkie: I dig it
 LaeMi: BEEFCAAAAAKE!!!
 Mr. Butt: OKAY
 Lestrange: Stupid sexy pokemon
Image 154959   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
250
 
 trelyate: hehe, phallus
 LaeMi: Hey, Fallas. Wot up?
 jochenau: @Peach Clicking all of the notifications and then hiding them is so much work but I clicked "hide all" once and was similarly haunted.
 Teechur: I'll bet not too many Hispanics shop here. Fallas means "failures" in Spanish.
 Peach: What if you click "hide all" seconds after 10 people simultaneously "+" one of your comments? This thought haunts me.
 Lestrange:
 Lestrange: Fell on my drunk ass in Dallas
Image 154958   01-07-17   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
264
 
 n00ch: shamone
 Ulillillia: For him that was an everyday outfit.
 Sandor: King of Pop
 AverageJoe: Hail to the king
Image 154957   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
657
 
 WaffleIron: @AverageJoe : just out of frame there's a bunch of babies with those posters.
 a robot: @Peach Hey, that's my line
 Peach: Don't stop there. Kill ALL humans.
 WTF: Pro-death, the true opposite of pro-life.
 AverageJoe: why not killing retired people instead? they are no longer profitable to society
 jochenau: I never really thought of 4chan's demographic including old grandma ladies.
 questionable: the first meeting of the Ayn Rand Social Educators was a rousing success
Image 154956   01-07-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
790
 
 Urn BooUrn: MOMMM! DADDD! Quit embarrassing MEEE.
 Teechur: @Peach @Derp Herpigan emordnilap is palindrome backwards.
 Derp Herpigan: @Peach taco cat backwards is taco cat
 Peach: @jochenau Dog is God spelled backwards.
 jochenau: @Peach That is the shortest inspirational story about finding joy amidst sorrow I've ever read.
 Peach: I am sitting in bed, flanked by both of my dogs. This picture made me sad because I'm missing a puppy, but then I realized I AM THE PUPPY.
Image 154955   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
510
 
 questionable: @jochenau it might be one of my first truly clear memories, whatever that means. I remember sitting in the living room, hooking up the computer to the TV and trying it out with my dad's help. I remember the colour of the carpet, the wood grain in the entertainment unit, the particular blue glow of the screen. I remember how the keys felt for the first time, and the way I had to learn a very specific set of letters to be able to make it all 'go'. my parents told me years later I was obsessed with learning to read + write before going to kindergarten (four years of age in my province), specifically so I could operate the computer. in short: neeeeeerd
 carpwoman: I was 18 when I got mine. Man. I miss it still.
 Amy Housewine: Can't spell "20 times more victorious" without both "VIC" and "20".
 jochenau: @questionable You got a computer when you were *three*?! I don't even remember being three!
 sparename: Gotta PET 'em all
 Peach: Also can't spell "computer" without "p u"
 Peach: Can't spell "commodore" without "odor"
 questionable: got my first Commodore for Christmas when I was three. I remember playing the cartridge version of Kickman, learning how to load directories off a disk (LOAD"$",8), and eventually programing in BASIC. a few years later, it was my first introduction to ASM
 jochenau: c-c-c-c-combodore COMPUTER
 AverageJoe: animorphs
Image 154954   01-07-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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 Wooden Spoon: My friends wife got a job in a call center recently. She worked with a man who worked in another departement in the company during the day, and was working in the call center at night for extra money. He said he loved his regular job and the company, but had no idea they ran a hellish call center.
 Peach: I briefly worked at a call center once. 2 weeks of training and then the first 4 hours of a shift. I went on my lunch, had a good cry, and never came back.
 questionable: anothersatisfiedcustomer.jpg
 jochenau: It's certainly not as bad as what you're going to have to listen to next, ya whiny douchebag. I've worked in a call center and back in my day...
 AverageJoe: you get paid for that. If you can't do it, quit your job. There are plenty of college graduates dying to get your job... - My boss
 ChubbyBuddy: well that is the LAST time i ever call 911
Image 154953   01-07-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
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 Borkf: @werterland A while ago I followed someone's # link and read a few of the comments. One of them made me laugh out loud, so I instinctively went to plus it only to realise it was my own comment from six months before. At least I liked it.
 Warrax: @a robot It used to post images along with a random comment from that image. I think they automated it and something went wrong.
 a robot: @Warrax @werterland @jochenau THERE'S AN AG TWITTER BOT? *goes and checks* uhhh....wtf
 Warrax: @werterland I've noticed that. I used to get a real thrill every time it reposted on of my comments, but it's just spewing nonsense now.
 werterland: @jochenau The other day I happened upon an older picture thanks to the AG Twitter bot (which I'm pretty sure has had a stroke, btw), and thought to myself, "If no one already made the comment I just thought of, I will!" Someone already had: me.
 Derp Herpigan: @jochenau actually the best part is when you remember the comment that earned the most votes and say it to earn all the plus votes again.
 Peach: @jochenau No, because mine are so original. For instance, I might comment "BOOP LE SNOOTS" on this picture.
 questionable: welcome to How To Heck Off 101
 jochenau: Do you guys ever comment on a picture and then get paranoid that maybe it's a classic and you made the exact same comment the last time?
 Donut: "Step one, STOP EATING THE MOUSE."
 ChubbyBuddy: World HISSStory 101
 fumbduck: Something something CORBA
 Derp Herpigan: A class on teaching Python.
Image 154952   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
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 Ulillillia: smokes his first butthorn
 Lestrange: @Mr. Butt I... Um, I think that's 'your' word, isn't it?
 jochenau: As I get older, I find myself less tolerant of intentionally and needlessly gross art. Is that weird?
 ChubbyBuddy: Michelle Obama's Young Americans' Health Initiative took a weird turn once she started cooking her own DMT.
 Knice: What the fuck.
 Mr. Butt: I find this offensive.
Image 154951   01-07-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Who's up for some town visits tomorrow?
 Mr. Shine: I still play this game. ACNL is the best!
 Peach: My Animal Crossing town was named "P.Y.Town", after the Michael Jackson song "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing).
 Lestrange: Spear and a bong? Perfect combination.
Image 154950   01-07-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
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