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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
632
 
 KingTrebek: Tom Servo's successful brother
 whiplash: "Will Robinson, you are in DANGER DANGER of failing English literature this term."
 Teechur: Probably has a rubber stamp that says, "DANGER!"
 jochenau: R. Giskard Reventlov, Headmaster
 Lestrange: After hundreds of years of technology and research robots were handed the worse jobs on the planet: interacting with juvenile humans and their appalling parents.
Image 154916   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
258
 
 addend: "Widths Available", "Perfect Fit".
 Lestrange: Can't tell if irony or stupidity
Image 154915   01-07-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
586
 
 Prostata: ice bear hates apples
 XLY: ....dafuq?
 scribbs: "Lord, who do I have to blow to get an apple without the fucking hassle?"
 Teechur: Sensei teaches patience. I shall be patient. Then zookeeper will be a patient.
 duckfarts: that's a weird tv
 addend: After sufficient conditioning, even the polar bear desires a warmer climate.
 Lestrange: The rarest of fruit: the arctic peach.
 Bast Relief: Do I even want these?
Image 154914   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
405
 
 BILL DOOR: DANCE MAGIC DANCE.
 BILL DOOR: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, EVERYONE. IT WAS HIS TIME TO GO, AND I HAD A JOB TO DO. I WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE THAN HAPPY TO LET HIM STAY A BIT LONGER. BOWIE, HOWEVER, HAD IT COMING. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR LABYRINTH -- I STILL CANNOT GET THOSE BLOODY SONGS OUT OF MY HEAD.
Image 154913   01-07-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
387
 
 Teechur: But then the air conditioner broke. $1200 to fix it. I'll drive with the windows down so the world can hear the children's songs I sing along to even when my children are not in the van with me.
 Queeblo: but now I'm awesome.
 Borkf: @Scoo No, it's the children who are wrong.
 Thurb Grunombies: If it goes away that easily, you didn't deserve it
 Scoo: Then they changed what cool was. Now what I am isn't cool, and what is cool seems weird and scary to me!
 Mexico: Some of us were never cool. What do you want, a parade?
Image 154912   01-07-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
497
 
 duckfarts: @White Rice so that's where the Tupperware kids thing was from
 White Rice: Friendly ATM, Tupperware kids, all kinds of crazy stuff in that show: loved it.
 Jotun: Awesome show.
 Fancy Clown: I, too, remember this television show that used to be on television
 Scoo: That was a good show
Image 154911   01-07-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
317
 
 Whatever: Trump's emergency hairpiece await a call to action, when the president needs to look as old, distinguished and decrepit as Saint Ronnie Reagan - a day that would never come as Putin's hairstyle became the rage...
 BILL DOOR: LIVING WIGS NEVER REALLY CAUGHT ON, LEADING TO HUNDREDS OF THE HAIR APPLIANCES TO STARVE ON THE STREETS.
 hat thrab: Please Kill Me Mountain.
Image 154910   01-07-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
440
 
 Dreforian: I don't get it, all I see is a bowl of fruit?
 Greek Fire: Macro Cosmos activated.
 jochenau: Spirograph Professional Edition
Image 154909   01-07-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
279
 
 XLY: This behelits are wierd
 Lestrange: @WotGives You are saying what all of me is thinking. I subscribe to your opinions.
 WotGives: Dragonfruit was one of the greatest culinary disappointments in my life. They're so beautiful. Such a great contrast of vivid green against proud red-pink all wrapped around a soft white interior riddled with kiwi-like seeds... I thought for sure that this, THIS is going to be a taste to remember, and what did i get? Municipal water has more flavour. Fuck you, dragonfruit. Fuck you.
 hat thrab: Dragonfruit doots
Image 154908   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
408
 
 KingTrebek: Better warn him about Jet Jaguar
 whiplash: Needs more spikes.
 scribbs: He's doing the robot.
 Teechur: Jock itch is a killer for this one.
 Spazstatic: *throws PokeBall*
 Fancy Clown: Oh, you!
 Scoo: Jaunty!
Image 154907   01-07-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
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