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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
586
 
 Prostata: ice bear hates apples
 XLY: ....dafuq?
 scribbs: "Lord, who do I have to blow to get an apple without the fucking hassle?"
 Teechur: Sensei teaches patience. I shall be patient. Then zookeeper will be a patient.
 duckfarts: that's a weird tv
 addend: After sufficient conditioning, even the polar bear desires a warmer climate.
 Lestrange: The rarest of fruit: the arctic peach.
 Bast Relief: Do I even want these?
Image 154914   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
405
 
 BILL DOOR: DANCE MAGIC DANCE.
 BILL DOOR: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, EVERYONE. IT WAS HIS TIME TO GO, AND I HAD A JOB TO DO. I WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE THAN HAPPY TO LET HIM STAY A BIT LONGER. BOWIE, HOWEVER, HAD IT COMING. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR LABYRINTH -- I STILL CANNOT GET THOSE BLOODY SONGS OUT OF MY HEAD.
Image 154913   01-07-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
387
 
 Teechur: But then the air conditioner broke. $1200 to fix it. I'll drive with the windows down so the world can hear the children's songs I sing along to even when my children are not in the van with me.
 Queeblo: but now I'm awesome.
 Borkf: @Scoo No, it's the children who are wrong.
 Thurb Grunombies: If it goes away that easily, you didn't deserve it
 Scoo: Then they changed what cool was. Now what I am isn't cool, and what is cool seems weird and scary to me!
 Mexico: Some of us were never cool. What do you want, a parade?
Image 154912   01-07-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
497
 
 duckfarts: @White Rice so that's where the Tupperware kids thing was from
 White Rice: Friendly ATM, Tupperware kids, all kinds of crazy stuff in that show: loved it.
 Jotun: Awesome show.
 Fancy Clown: I, too, remember this television show that used to be on television
 Scoo: That was a good show
Image 154911   01-07-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
317
 
 Whatever: Trump's emergency hairpiece await a call to action, when the president needs to look as old, distinguished and decrepit as Saint Ronnie Reagan - a day that would never come as Putin's hairstyle became the rage...
 BILL DOOR: LIVING WIGS NEVER REALLY CAUGHT ON, LEADING TO HUNDREDS OF THE HAIR APPLIANCES TO STARVE ON THE STREETS.
 hat thrab: Please Kill Me Mountain.
Image 154910   01-07-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
440
 
 Dreforian: I don't get it, all I see is a bowl of fruit?
 Greek Fire: Macro Cosmos activated.
 jochenau: Spirograph Professional Edition
Image 154909   01-07-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
279
 
 XLY: This behelits are wierd
 Lestrange: @WotGives You are saying what all of me is thinking. I subscribe to your opinions.
 WotGives: Dragonfruit was one of the greatest culinary disappointments in my life. They're so beautiful. Such a great contrast of vivid green against proud red-pink all wrapped around a soft white interior riddled with kiwi-like seeds... I thought for sure that this, THIS is going to be a taste to remember, and what did i get? Municipal water has more flavour. Fuck you, dragonfruit. Fuck you.
 hat thrab: Dragonfruit doots
Image 154908   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
408
 
 KingTrebek: Better warn him about Jet Jaguar
 whiplash: Needs more spikes.
 scribbs: He's doing the robot.
 Teechur: Jock itch is a killer for this one.
 Spazstatic: *throws PokeBall*
 Fancy Clown: Oh, you!
 Scoo: Jaunty!
Image 154907   01-07-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
338
 
 tib gubb: make jelly, not war
 AlexDeLarge: Make jelly ooooooooo?
 Amy Housewine: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
 Nope: I dont want to
 WaffleIron: Jiggle again.
Image 154906   01-07-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
193
 
 duckfarts: FUCKIN MURPHY
 Lestrange: Eris Discordia
 jochenau: Eris seems like a goddess you probably wouldn't want to pray to.
 Flarmie: Sleep tight, Compers.
 BILL DOOR: THIS IS WHAT PONDER STIBBONS RECITES EVERY MORNING TO HEX.
Image 154905   01-07-17   Uploaded by    danny
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