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243321  Teechur: And then it puts the lotion on the cat.

243319  FabricMan: @barfolomew ...with nailpolish

243320  FabricMan: I want to believe

243322  Teechur: Is...everyone...leaning?

243322  Robespierre: Oh! I just noticed ... they had their class portrait taken at the Mystery Spot!

243322  FabricMan: These kids coulda had a V8

243317  VoR: Had me at too many cups

243325  Robespierre: "How to Tell If You Have Dropped Hallucinogenics" is a great WikiHow

243326  Robespierre: Snack time!

243322  VoR: ...not that I knew it then

243327  Robespierre: CAN'T YOU EVEN KNOCK FIRST? Jeeez...

243322  VoR: I was about to be born

243322  Robespierre: 80s kid fashion was totally 80s

243198  Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243318  Robespierre: The moral of this panel is: Don't cry for them, regardless of what happens.

243253  VoR: @Dr Awkward I was fueling the car with diesel and everything just seemed right. Time seemed to slow. Lighting was like in the picture. I think I had a moment of hapiness. .then I saw the bill..lol

243316  Robespierre: "A change is in the air, hoomin. Wha hoppen next?"

243317  Robespierre: Bottom row, second from left is Today's Weirdo Item

243320  Robespierre: "I'm just a'driftin' an' driftin'..."

243321  Robespierre: FREE CANDY TOO

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243216 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?

243140 glenalec: It's 3am and my neighbor is taking photos in my window again.

243198 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243238 sparename: Where's Cleveland?

243213 Yurishiro: I pooped these

243289 tib gubb: ye olde night of regrets

243220 funny in the wall: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like

243126 Felicity: /Bona Hardwood Floor Cleaner/, featuring all-new singles such as Porcelain Palare and November Spawned a Mop

243173 Joseph: My life is pretty good after all.

243118 sparename: @sergeant to show how long ago this was, I think the 'dream' car in question was a MKII Escort RS1800



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Score:
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 LurkedMoar: Mother Goose is in the Red Hat Society? Glad to get a gander.
 Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman I hate those prissy so-and-so's
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is she part of the red hat club?
 Yam: Ima call her Greta
 LaeMi: The Goose .... Is .. Fabulous!
 jazzjunkie: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Image 154278   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
447
 
 fanny: i'll take it. can i pay in bitcoins?
Image 154277   01-03-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
1096
 
 Fancy Clown: He's a racist too.
 SomeCanadian: Can't not Rad Andre
 Nope: Andre the giant really loved gawker media.
Image 154276   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
617
 
 AverageJoe: oh yeah!
Image 154275   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
332
 
 Kraken: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
 duckfarts: @whiplash IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 whiplash: Fortunately, I am right-handed, so I can still do my homework!
 tib gubb: I FUCKIN KNEW IT
 dobbiesdoogs: if you want to take the dog for a drive in your kickass spaceship, turn to page #133467. if you'd rather just stay inside and plan world domination while smoking some space weed, turn to page #49556
 Warrax: Featuring Kool Keith.
 duckfarts: oh my god, my arm is already cooked
 Thurb Grunombies: Edward Packard was a pen name of Franz Kafka
 Knice: @Mr. Whiskers The least harmless of tidepoolers!
 dobbiesdoogs: and you ruined your pajamas
 Yttermayn : @Mr. Whiskers Love you for saying that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Once you start noticing opportunities for a good "Did-a-chick/Dad-a-chum," you just can't stop. Rad that spaceship is a place where people will know what you are talking about.
 a robot: An alien? Why not Zoidberg?
 LaeMi: You are an English Man in New York.
 jochenau: "W-- what's happening, Fluffy? I didn't choose this. I didn't choose this at all!"
 LaeMi: Actually, the book is about the dog. The boy is just a bad cosplayer.
 sparename: Which 'District' does this kid live in?
Image 154274   01-03-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Shine: oh man, I remember these!
 werterland: @a robot The company I work for does!
 AverageJoe: dafuck is a vhs?
 2Berries: @SomeCanadian had i know that 25 years ago...
 SomeCanadian: VCR head cleaner is code code for amyl nitrate-also known as "poppers". They're a vasodilator that one sniffs during sex to enhance the experience. Popular in the gay community. Guessing that's what your mystery shopper was after. @a robot
 Knice: @a robot You could give 'em the ol' spicy Knice corn nuggets! Tell them to empty a bag of kernels into the unit's door and shake it up to knock loose any residue. :-)
 a robot: I work for a certain franchise that is typically the only store open on Christmas, and a few years ago someone actually asked for something like this on Christmas. I assume they watching old home movies and their VCR was fucked. No, we don't have VCR cleaners. No one does.
 Yam: Seven days....
 dobbiesdoogs: is this a porno?
Image 154273   01-03-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
436
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian how was that even a good idea BEFORE we found out he was a perv?
 raditzu: Bringing ANY meal to life is overrated. I've left my lunch once for over 2 weeks in the microwave... When i found it had it's own space programm running already.
 Urn BooUrn: Second only to Ghost Dad in terms of being retroactively creepy.
 SomeCanadian: I'm immediately uncomfortable with that. @fanny
 fanny: i had to look this up to see if it was real. it was. the object was to catch falling sandwiches in a "net," which was a pair of jared's big pants.
 LaeMi: That campaign didn't age so well!
Image 154272   01-03-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
188
 
 AverageJoe: not surprised, it was just a matter of time
 raditzu: MTV CRAPS*
 LaeMi: Fun fact: Body lice are so specalised that head-lice won't infest your pubic hair, and pubic lice won't infest your head! No word back yet on underarm lice!
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 LaeMi: We gotta suds this soap on our furries. The clinic tells us its medica-ated
 LaeMi: That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it! You itch your undies on the MTV!
Image 154271   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
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 sparename: @LaeMi Pardon? Speak up, I can't hear you..
 LaeMi: @sparename - nah, that's just your color vision going bad as you age.
 sparename: All the brightly coloured sweets I enjoyed as a child now look like this - "No artificial colourings" they say. BORING. IWASNEVERHYPERACTIVEANDI'MSTILLNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image 154270   01-03-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
224
 
 Air Biscuit: My brain does not have any good comments right now.
 LaeMi: @SomeCanadian - Not necessarily guarenteed, though probable.
 SomeCanadian: If we weren't here, we would be somewhere else. @LaeMi
 fanny: please stop thinking of me during the day.
 Niels Bohr: @LaeMi more like The Completely Ridiculous Anthropic Principle.
 Greek Fire: Deus vult?
 jochenau: My brain right now: Normally this sort of thing comes as a macro diptych, but this looks printed.
 Ulillillia: Your day brain is racist :(
 sparename: @LaeMi "I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam"
 LaeMi: If it wasn't just here, you wouldn't be wondering that. Anthropic principle.
Image 154269   01-03-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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