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204354  Mr. Shine: Probably nothing.

204292  ignatz: Yup, I'm definitely colourblind

204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

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2. Robespierre
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.



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Score:
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 LurkedMoar: Mother Goose is in the Red Hat Society? Glad to get a gander.
 Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman I hate those prissy so-and-so's
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is she part of the red hat club?
 Yam: Ima call her Greta
 LaeMi: The Goose .... Is .. Fabulous!
 jazzjunkie: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Image 154278   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
447
 
 fanny: i'll take it. can i pay in bitcoins?
Image 154277   01-03-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
1096
 
 Fancy Clown: He's a racist too.
 SomeCanadian: Can't not Rad Andre
 Nope: Andre the giant really loved gawker media.
Image 154276   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
617
 
 AverageJoe: oh yeah!
Image 154275   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
332
 
 Kraken: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
 duckfarts: @whiplash IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 whiplash: Fortunately, I am right-handed, so I can still do my homework!
 tib gubb: I FUCKIN KNEW IT
 dobbiesdoogs: if you want to take the dog for a drive in your kickass spaceship, turn to page #133467. if you'd rather just stay inside and plan world domination while smoking some space weed, turn to page #49556
 Warrax: Featuring Kool Keith.
 duckfarts: oh my god, my arm is already cooked
 Thurb Grunombies: Edward Packard was a pen name of Franz Kafka
 Knice: @Mr. Whiskers The least harmless of tidepoolers!
 dobbiesdoogs: and you ruined your pajamas
 Yttermayn : @Mr. Whiskers Love you for saying that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Once you start noticing opportunities for a good "Did-a-chick/Dad-a-chum," you just can't stop. Rad that spaceship is a place where people will know what you are talking about.
 a robot: An alien? Why not Zoidberg?
 LaeMi: You are an English Man in New York.
 jochenau: "W-- what's happening, Fluffy? I didn't choose this. I didn't choose this at all!"
 LaeMi: Actually, the book is about the dog. The boy is just a bad cosplayer.
 sparename: Which 'District' does this kid live in?
Image 154274   01-03-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Shine: oh man, I remember these!
 werterland: @a robot The company I work for does!
 AverageJoe: dafuck is a vhs?
 2Berries: @SomeCanadian had i know that 25 years ago...
 SomeCanadian: VCR head cleaner is code code for amyl nitrate-also known as "poppers". They're a vasodilator that one sniffs during sex to enhance the experience. Popular in the gay community. Guessing that's what your mystery shopper was after. @a robot
 Knice: @a robot You could give 'em the ol' spicy Knice corn nuggets! Tell them to empty a bag of kernels into the unit's door and shake it up to knock loose any residue. :-)
 a robot: I work for a certain franchise that is typically the only store open on Christmas, and a few years ago someone actually asked for something like this on Christmas. I assume they watching old home movies and their VCR was fucked. No, we don't have VCR cleaners. No one does.
 Yam: Seven days....
 dobbiesdoogs: is this a porno?
Image 154273   01-03-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
436
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian how was that even a good idea BEFORE we found out he was a perv?
 raditzu: Bringing ANY meal to life is overrated. I've left my lunch once for over 2 weeks in the microwave... When i found it had it's own space programm running already.
 Urn BooUrn: Second only to Ghost Dad in terms of being retroactively creepy.
 SomeCanadian: I'm immediately uncomfortable with that. @fanny
 fanny: i had to look this up to see if it was real. it was. the object was to catch falling sandwiches in a "net," which was a pair of jared's big pants.
 LaeMi: That campaign didn't age so well!
Image 154272   01-03-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
188
 
 AverageJoe: not surprised, it was just a matter of time
 raditzu: MTV CRAPS*
 LaeMi: Fun fact: Body lice are so specalised that head-lice won't infest your pubic hair, and pubic lice won't infest your head! No word back yet on underarm lice!
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 LaeMi: We gotta suds this soap on our furries. The clinic tells us its medica-ated
 LaeMi: That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it! You itch your undies on the MTV!
Image 154271   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
504
 
 sparename: @LaeMi Pardon? Speak up, I can't hear you..
 LaeMi: @sparename - nah, that's just your color vision going bad as you age.
 sparename: All the brightly coloured sweets I enjoyed as a child now look like this - "No artificial colourings" they say. BORING. IWASNEVERHYPERACTIVEANDI'MSTILLNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image 154270   01-03-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
224
 
 Air Biscuit: My brain does not have any good comments right now.
 LaeMi: @SomeCanadian - Not necessarily guarenteed, though probable.
 SomeCanadian: If we weren't here, we would be somewhere else. @LaeMi
 fanny: please stop thinking of me during the day.
 Niels Bohr: @LaeMi more like The Completely Ridiculous Anthropic Principle.
 Greek Fire: Deus vult?
 jochenau: My brain right now: Normally this sort of thing comes as a macro diptych, but this looks printed.
 Ulillillia: Your day brain is racist :(
 sparename: @LaeMi "I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam"
 LaeMi: If it wasn't just here, you wouldn't be wondering that. Anthropic principle.
Image 154269   01-03-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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