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181892  Skinr: Pyramid Body

181891  Flarmie: Looks pretty lean. Maybe they should apply for government funding?

181894  Theta Zero: The entirety of the Bee Movie but every time there's a bee on screen I upload a Cathy comic to Aggrogator

181879  Theta Zero: 7/10, no pasty dude with a sunburn and greasy, bland food

181731  DrinkMixMan: Funny to remark now that I chose to live with my mom after my parents divorced as a kid, and now I'm a vegetarian.

181887  Theta Zero: My favorite anime, Wyvern Spheres X

181888  Theta Zero: I'll remember that the next time I build a time machine.

181890  White Rice: Shitters full.

181888  VoR: How does this help me in 2017

181890  tib gubb: that's real greasy

181752  DrinkMixMan: Don't worry, folks! Those chickens were actually rescued and arrived safely at the rendering plant. :)

181773  DrinkMixMan: Laboratory Retriever

181781  DrinkMixMan: The Champagne of Costumes

181788  DrinkMixMan: is true

181885  a robot: "I hear EVERYTHING."

181741  namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool

181807  DrinkMixMan: Important safety tip, thanks Egon.

181807  DrinkMixMan: Important safety tip, thanks Egon.

181809  DrinkMixMan: Decal not readable on the top of the car: "Sailor Moon Roof."

181870  Bast Relief: That's the kind of shirt they send you home in when you shit yourself in preschool.

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181792 Felicity: No Stairway to Heaven

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.



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Micro Jackson uploaded 181459 (735 points)
augustus uploaded 181676 (734 points)
apoxia uploaded 181440 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 181727 (678 points)
shipotle uploaded 181425 (677 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 181687 (670 points)
CrystallineEntity uploaded 181452 (667 points)


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 7. ChubbyBuddy: 2865 points
 8. DrinkMixMan: 2580 points
 9. Skinr: 2526 points
10. CrystallineEntity: 2473 points
11. Bob: 1976 points
12. Supermansbrother: 1854 points
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14. apoxia: 1653 points
15. scribbs: 1586 points
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Score:
357
 
 LurkedMoar: Mother Goose is in the Red Hat Society? Glad to get a gander.
 Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman I hate those prissy so-and-so's
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is she part of the red hat club?
 Yam: Ima call her Greta
 LaeMi: The Goose .... Is .. Fabulous!
 jazzjunkie: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Image 154278   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
447
 
 fanny: i'll take it. can i pay in bitcoins?
Image 154277   01-03-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
1096
 
 Fancy Clown: He's a racist too.
 SomeCanadian: Can't not Rad Andre
 Nope: Andre the giant really loved gawker media.
Image 154276   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
617
 
 AverageJoe: oh yeah!
Image 154275   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
332
 
 Kraken: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
 duckfarts: @whiplash IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 whiplash: Fortunately, I am right-handed, so I can still do my homework!
 tib gubb: I FUCKIN KNEW IT
 dobbiesdoogs: if you want to take the dog for a drive in your kickass spaceship, turn to page #133467. if you'd rather just stay inside and plan world domination while smoking some space weed, turn to page #49556
 Warrax: Featuring Kool Keith.
 duckfarts: oh my god, my arm is already cooked
 Thurb Grunombies: Edward Packard was a pen name of Franz Kafka
 Knice: @Mr. Whiskers The least harmless of tidepoolers!
 dobbiesdoogs: and you ruined your pajamas
 Yttermayn : @Mr. Whiskers Love you for saying that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Once you start noticing opportunities for a good "Did-a-chick/Dad-a-chum," you just can't stop. Rad that spaceship is a place where people will know what you are talking about.
 a robot: An alien? Why not Zoidberg?
 LaeMi: You are an English Man in New York.
 jochenau: "W-- what's happening, Fluffy? I didn't choose this. I didn't choose this at all!"
 LaeMi: Actually, the book is about the dog. The boy is just a bad cosplayer.
 sparename: Which 'District' does this kid live in?
Image 154274   01-03-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Shine: oh man, I remember these!
 werterland: @a robot The company I work for does!
 AverageJoe: dafuck is a vhs?
 2Berries: @SomeCanadian had i know that 25 years ago...
 SomeCanadian: VCR head cleaner is code code for amyl nitrate-also known as "poppers". They're a vasodilator that one sniffs during sex to enhance the experience. Popular in the gay community. Guessing that's what your mystery shopper was after. @a robot
 Knice: @a robot You could give 'em the ol' spicy Knice corn nuggets! Tell them to empty a bag of kernels into the unit's door and shake it up to knock loose any residue. :-)
 a robot: I work for a certain franchise that is typically the only store open on Christmas, and a few years ago someone actually asked for something like this on Christmas. I assume they watching old home movies and their VCR was fucked. No, we don't have VCR cleaners. No one does.
 Yam: Seven days....
 dobbiesdoogs: is this a porno?
Image 154273   01-03-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
436
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian how was that even a good idea BEFORE we found out he was a perv?
 raditzu: Bringing ANY meal to life is overrated. I've left my lunch once for over 2 weeks in the microwave... When i found it had it's own space programm running already.
 Urn BooUrn: Second only to Ghost Dad in terms of being retroactively creepy.
 SomeCanadian: I'm immediately uncomfortable with that. @fanny
 fanny: i had to look this up to see if it was real. it was. the object was to catch falling sandwiches in a "net," which was a pair of jared's big pants.
 LaeMi: That campaign didn't age so well!
Image 154272   01-03-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
188
 
 AverageJoe: not surprised, it was just a matter of time
 raditzu: MTV CRAPS*
 LaeMi: Fun fact: Body lice are so specalised that head-lice won't infest your pubic hair, and pubic lice won't infest your head! No word back yet on underarm lice!
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 LaeMi: We gotta suds this soap on our furries. The clinic tells us its medica-ated
 LaeMi: That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it! You itch your undies on the MTV!
Image 154271   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
504
 
 sparename: @LaeMi Pardon? Speak up, I can't hear you..
 LaeMi: @sparename - nah, that's just your color vision going bad as you age.
 sparename: All the brightly coloured sweets I enjoyed as a child now look like this - "No artificial colourings" they say. BORING. IWASNEVERHYPERACTIVEANDI'MSTILLNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image 154270   01-03-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
224
 
 Air Biscuit: My brain does not have any good comments right now.
 LaeMi: @SomeCanadian - Not necessarily guarenteed, though probable.
 SomeCanadian: If we weren't here, we would be somewhere else. @LaeMi
 fanny: please stop thinking of me during the day.
 Niels Bohr: @LaeMi more like The Completely Ridiculous Anthropic Principle.
 Greek Fire: Deus vult?
 jochenau: My brain right now: Normally this sort of thing comes as a macro diptych, but this looks printed.
 Ulillillia: Your day brain is racist :(
 sparename: @LaeMi "I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam"
 LaeMi: If it wasn't just here, you wouldn't be wondering that. Anthropic principle.
Image 154269   01-03-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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