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254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

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1. Robespierre
2. Mad Collager
3. a robot
4. Not A Bot
5. Side Boob
6. DrNinjaman
7. Shay
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. dangerkeith3000



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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (849 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
deadwombat uploaded 254032 (822 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (786 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (785 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (778 points)


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 3. Laree: 4989 points
 4. Scoo: 4181 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2944 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2574 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2318 points
 8. cannabis: 1946 points
 9. Jonananathan: 1941 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. tears as lube: 1783 points
12. Warrax: 1775 points
13. burritos: 1648 points
14. dirtstick: 1609 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
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Score:
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 LurkedMoar: Mother Goose is in the Red Hat Society? Glad to get a gander.
 Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman I hate those prissy so-and-so's
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is she part of the red hat club?
 Yam: Ima call her Greta
 LaeMi: The Goose .... Is .. Fabulous!
 jazzjunkie: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Image 154278   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
447
 
 fanny: i'll take it. can i pay in bitcoins?
Image 154277   01-03-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
1096
 
 Fancy Clown: He's a racist too.
 SomeCanadian: Can't not Rad Andre
 Nope: Andre the giant really loved gawker media.
Image 154276   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
617
 
 AverageJoe: oh yeah!
Image 154275   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
332
 
 Kraken: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
 duckfarts: @whiplash IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 whiplash: Fortunately, I am right-handed, so I can still do my homework!
 tib gubb: I FUCKIN KNEW IT
 dobbiesdoogs: if you want to take the dog for a drive in your kickass spaceship, turn to page #133467. if you'd rather just stay inside and plan world domination while smoking some space weed, turn to page #49556
 Warrax: Featuring Kool Keith.
 duckfarts: oh my god, my arm is already cooked
 Thurb Grunombies: Edward Packard was a pen name of Franz Kafka
 Knice: @Mr. Whiskers The least harmless of tidepoolers!
 dobbiesdoogs: and you ruined your pajamas
 Yttermayn : @Mr. Whiskers Love you for saying that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Once you start noticing opportunities for a good "Did-a-chick/Dad-a-chum," you just can't stop. Rad that spaceship is a place where people will know what you are talking about.
 a robot: An alien? Why not Zoidberg?
 LaeMi: You are an English Man in New York.
 jochenau: "W-- what's happening, Fluffy? I didn't choose this. I didn't choose this at all!"
 LaeMi: Actually, the book is about the dog. The boy is just a bad cosplayer.
 sparename: Which 'District' does this kid live in?
Image 154274   01-03-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Shine: oh man, I remember these!
 werterland: @a robot The company I work for does!
 AverageJoe: dafuck is a vhs?
 2Berries: @SomeCanadian had i know that 25 years ago...
 SomeCanadian: VCR head cleaner is code code for amyl nitrate-also known as "poppers". They're a vasodilator that one sniffs during sex to enhance the experience. Popular in the gay community. Guessing that's what your mystery shopper was after. @a robot
 Knice: @a robot You could give 'em the ol' spicy Knice corn nuggets! Tell them to empty a bag of kernels into the unit's door and shake it up to knock loose any residue. :-)
 a robot: I work for a certain franchise that is typically the only store open on Christmas, and a few years ago someone actually asked for something like this on Christmas. I assume they watching old home movies and their VCR was fucked. No, we don't have VCR cleaners. No one does.
 Yam: Seven days....
 dobbiesdoogs: is this a porno?
Image 154273   01-03-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
436
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian how was that even a good idea BEFORE we found out he was a perv?
 raditzu: Bringing ANY meal to life is overrated. I've left my lunch once for over 2 weeks in the microwave... When i found it had it's own space programm running already.
 Urn BooUrn: Second only to Ghost Dad in terms of being retroactively creepy.
 SomeCanadian: I'm immediately uncomfortable with that. @fanny
 fanny: i had to look this up to see if it was real. it was. the object was to catch falling sandwiches in a "net," which was a pair of jared's big pants.
 LaeMi: That campaign didn't age so well!
Image 154272   01-03-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
188
 
 AverageJoe: not surprised, it was just a matter of time
 raditzu: MTV CRAPS*
 LaeMi: Fun fact: Body lice are so specalised that head-lice won't infest your pubic hair, and pubic lice won't infest your head! No word back yet on underarm lice!
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 LaeMi: We gotta suds this soap on our furries. The clinic tells us its medica-ated
 LaeMi: That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it! You itch your undies on the MTV!
Image 154271   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
504
 
 sparename: @LaeMi Pardon? Speak up, I can't hear you..
 LaeMi: @sparename - nah, that's just your color vision going bad as you age.
 sparename: All the brightly coloured sweets I enjoyed as a child now look like this - "No artificial colourings" they say. BORING. IWASNEVERHYPERACTIVEANDI'MSTILLNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image 154270   01-03-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
224
 
 Air Biscuit: My brain does not have any good comments right now.
 LaeMi: @SomeCanadian - Not necessarily guarenteed, though probable.
 SomeCanadian: If we weren't here, we would be somewhere else. @LaeMi
 fanny: please stop thinking of me during the day.
 Niels Bohr: @LaeMi more like The Completely Ridiculous Anthropic Principle.
 Greek Fire: Deus vult?
 jochenau: My brain right now: Normally this sort of thing comes as a macro diptych, but this looks printed.
 Ulillillia: Your day brain is racist :(
 sparename: @LaeMi "I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam"
 LaeMi: If it wasn't just here, you wouldn't be wondering that. Anthropic principle.
Image 154269   01-03-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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