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192871  jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.

192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

192858  Amy Housewine: "I always like to start in the middle column."

192868  VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.

192869  Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.

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192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192662 Greifer: Baba Yagas guest house

192647 Cami: *massages temples*

192709 WaffleIron: @funny in the wall more light reading! Also you get plus.

192649 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift

192722 Jabberwikket: Next up, how to get mlem'ed

192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner

192775 Jabberwikket: @Ihminen, single band (or 2 to 3with opening acts) are a great deal different than a full festival

192777 hajjpodge: Renamed to "Some Worries"



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a robot uploaded 192452 (829 points)
Bernie 2016 uploaded 192388 (783 points)
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Score:
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 LurkedMoar: Mother Goose is in the Red Hat Society? Glad to get a gander.
 Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman I hate those prissy so-and-so's
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is she part of the red hat club?
 Yam: Ima call her Greta
 LaeMi: The Goose .... Is .. Fabulous!
 jazzjunkie: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Image 154278   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
447
 
 fanny: i'll take it. can i pay in bitcoins?
Image 154277   01-03-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
1096
 
 Fancy Clown: He's a racist too.
 SomeCanadian: Can't not Rad Andre
 Nope: Andre the giant really loved gawker media.
Image 154276   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
617
 
 AverageJoe: oh yeah!
Image 154275   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
332
 
 Kraken: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
 duckfarts: @whiplash IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 whiplash: Fortunately, I am right-handed, so I can still do my homework!
 tib gubb: I FUCKIN KNEW IT
 dobbiesdoogs: if you want to take the dog for a drive in your kickass spaceship, turn to page #133467. if you'd rather just stay inside and plan world domination while smoking some space weed, turn to page #49556
 Warrax: Featuring Kool Keith.
 duckfarts: oh my god, my arm is already cooked
 Thurb Grunombies: Edward Packard was a pen name of Franz Kafka
 Knice: @Mr. Whiskers The least harmless of tidepoolers!
 dobbiesdoogs: and you ruined your pajamas
 Yttermayn : @Mr. Whiskers Love you for saying that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Once you start noticing opportunities for a good "Did-a-chick/Dad-a-chum," you just can't stop. Rad that spaceship is a place where people will know what you are talking about.
 a robot: An alien? Why not Zoidberg?
 LaeMi: You are an English Man in New York.
 jochenau: "W-- what's happening, Fluffy? I didn't choose this. I didn't choose this at all!"
 LaeMi: Actually, the book is about the dog. The boy is just a bad cosplayer.
 sparename: Which 'District' does this kid live in?
Image 154274   01-03-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Shine: oh man, I remember these!
 werterland: @a robot The company I work for does!
 AverageJoe: dafuck is a vhs?
 2Berries: @SomeCanadian had i know that 25 years ago...
 SomeCanadian: VCR head cleaner is code code for amyl nitrate-also known as "poppers". They're a vasodilator that one sniffs during sex to enhance the experience. Popular in the gay community. Guessing that's what your mystery shopper was after. @a robot
 Knice: @a robot You could give 'em the ol' spicy Knice corn nuggets! Tell them to empty a bag of kernels into the unit's door and shake it up to knock loose any residue. :-)
 a robot: I work for a certain franchise that is typically the only store open on Christmas, and a few years ago someone actually asked for something like this on Christmas. I assume they watching old home movies and their VCR was fucked. No, we don't have VCR cleaners. No one does.
 Yam: Seven days....
 dobbiesdoogs: is this a porno?
Image 154273   01-03-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
436
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian how was that even a good idea BEFORE we found out he was a perv?
 raditzu: Bringing ANY meal to life is overrated. I've left my lunch once for over 2 weeks in the microwave... When i found it had it's own space programm running already.
 Urn BooUrn: Second only to Ghost Dad in terms of being retroactively creepy.
 SomeCanadian: I'm immediately uncomfortable with that. @fanny
 fanny: i had to look this up to see if it was real. it was. the object was to catch falling sandwiches in a "net," which was a pair of jared's big pants.
 LaeMi: That campaign didn't age so well!
Image 154272   01-03-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
188
 
 AverageJoe: not surprised, it was just a matter of time
 raditzu: MTV CRAPS*
 LaeMi: Fun fact: Body lice are so specalised that head-lice won't infest your pubic hair, and pubic lice won't infest your head! No word back yet on underarm lice!
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 LaeMi: We gotta suds this soap on our furries. The clinic tells us its medica-ated
 LaeMi: That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it! You itch your undies on the MTV!
Image 154271   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
504
 
 sparename: @LaeMi Pardon? Speak up, I can't hear you..
 LaeMi: @sparename - nah, that's just your color vision going bad as you age.
 sparename: All the brightly coloured sweets I enjoyed as a child now look like this - "No artificial colourings" they say. BORING. IWASNEVERHYPERACTIVEANDI'MSTILLNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image 154270   01-03-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
224
 
 Air Biscuit: My brain does not have any good comments right now.
 LaeMi: @SomeCanadian - Not necessarily guarenteed, though probable.
 SomeCanadian: If we weren't here, we would be somewhere else. @LaeMi
 fanny: please stop thinking of me during the day.
 Niels Bohr: @LaeMi more like The Completely Ridiculous Anthropic Principle.
 Greek Fire: Deus vult?
 jochenau: My brain right now: Normally this sort of thing comes as a macro diptych, but this looks printed.
 Ulillillia: Your day brain is racist :(
 sparename: @LaeMi "I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam"
 LaeMi: If it wasn't just here, you wouldn't be wondering that. Anthropic principle.
Image 154269   01-03-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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