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269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

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268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269165 AdaMan: Swing and a miss

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!



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Score:
408
 
 Kraken: This normally has one more entry that goes way off the charts: my teamates in League of Legends
 AverageJoe: @jazzjunkie yo momma ate it
 Whatever: Projected US deficit in 2020 not shown because of its infinite size
 jazzjunkie: Where's the "yo momma" joke?
 jochenau: The neutron star is the only one that'd be practical as an ice cream cone.
 funny in the wall: *accurate for a 2D universe
 Shay: Black Hole: Sun, won't you come?
 avemaria: Not shown due to lack of vertical space: yo momma
Image 154233   01-03-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
148
 
 Eleftheros: @Scoo +1 for toaster ovens, I don't need a microwave thanks to mine
 much doge: hmmmm, sorry, no can do
 Shay: SPLAT!
 foreversmug: @Eleftheros That's why I keep a toaster oven around. Preheats super quickly for stuff like this.
 Eleftheros: Wait 15 minutes preheating oven to bake something for 4 minutes is a lot slower than just shoving the damn thing in my face
 LaeMi: Can't.... resist....... must pick off and eat.... Oh Hersheys? Can't.... resist....... must pick off and discard.
Image 154232   01-03-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
531
 
 Kraken: Few dare venture into the alley of the dogs... Of those who do, few return. Oh, you thought they died? No, they were just overwhelmed by cuteness and can never look at another human in the same way, so they choose to stay hidden. Over time, rheir features become more doglike, until they are fully dog and no part human.
 BeagleMan44: AVENGERS, ASSEMBLED!
 AverageJoe: you son of a bitch...
 Cami: Walkies?
 duckfarts: ALRIGHT, LET'S SETTLE THIS, WHICH ONE OF US IS THE GOOD DOG
 San DoDo: Borkf team, assemble!
 GroanWorthy: You brought enough bacon to share, right?
 a robot: I like the perturbed looking grey dog near the center front. He's like "are you DONE yet?"
 much doge: who even.
 hearsegirl: so very many very good doggos
 xylophone: Alright everyone, group photo time! Tallest doggos to the back, please.
 whiplash: Hello, Mr. Grocer! We heard you just got a delivery of Beggin' Strips and Snausages?
 Yam: You've come to the right neighbourhood!
 horny horn: Uh.. Miaow?
Image 154231   01-03-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
297
 
 cenecia: & BACON STRIPS
 WaffleIron: I will find this airport if I have to stay stuck in my job forever.
 jochenau: The airport version of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.
 trelyate: oh my!
 much doge: yes, it can
 Teechur: CTRL-V can be dangerous.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Stares, elevates, and terminates
Image 154230   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
431
 
 Kraken: How many people have the necessary technology to use these anymore?
 AverageJoe: challenge accepted
 whiplash: At last! MY PRECIOUS! (and only 50 cents!)
 Yam: Fun for the whole family
Image 154229   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
501
 
 Wet farts: SIDE CURTAIN AIRBAG
 Yam: dogs are amazing
 a robot: @Scoo FOR ME TO GREY POUPON
 Prefuse: Pardon me, do you have any grey poop?
 whiplash: 'Sup?
Image 154228   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
653
 
 BeagleMan44: Home of the McClinton
 Zochrot: yay!
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 much doge: omg, thats terrible. lmao
 Fancy Clown: It's where the dicks get shipped from.
 flommmm: Pretty decent Mario level.
 WetWilly: The Land of Nachos!
 sparename: I'll bring the beer and dips
Image 154227   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
447
 
 hajjpodge: Cursed word switcherino.
 hajjpodge: Nachos Bellgrande land ahead.
 jochenau: Yanni and his Wall of Keyboards
 copunter: feels so good! [chuck mangione intensifies]
 XLY: He's korged out on the moog juice
 Knice: Don't go too hard. #80718
Image 154226   01-03-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
511
 
 BeagleMan44: A penny for your thoughts. Keep the change.
 AverageJoe: kids theese days...
 BILL DOOR: NO. YOU WERE BORN ALIVE. BUT CAPITALISM MAY PLAY A SMALL ROLE IN YOUR END, CHILD. A RABID TIGER, HOWEVER, WILL PLAY AN EVEN LARGER ONE.
 AutoDisaster: Maybe Trump will help... hahaha-sob
 LaeMi: @sparename - I started out with nothing and couldn't even hold on to that!
 Black Jesus: what is dead cannot die..
 sparename: "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
Image 154225   01-03-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
163
 
 jazzjunkie: Sister of #151797
 much doge: that is......special.....
 whiplash: Hello, customer service? How do you get a cellphone off a selfie stick? Asking for a friend.
 XLY: a whole.. nother.. LEVEL!!
 midgetcastle: Puttin the Scar in mascara
Image 154224   01-03-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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