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258683  Warrax: You have your god, and I have mine.

258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
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 Kraken: This normally has one more entry that goes way off the charts: my teamates in League of Legends
 AverageJoe: @jazzjunkie yo momma ate it
 Whatever: Projected US deficit in 2020 not shown because of its infinite size
 jazzjunkie: Where's the "yo momma" joke?
 jochenau: The neutron star is the only one that'd be practical as an ice cream cone.
 funny in the wall: *accurate for a 2D universe
 Shay: Black Hole: Sun, won't you come?
 Scoo: Not shown due to lack of vertical space: yo momma
Image 154233   01-03-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
148
 
 Eleftheros: @Scoo +1 for toaster ovens, I don't need a microwave thanks to mine
 much doge: hmmmm, sorry, no can do
 Shay: SPLAT!
 Scoo: @Eleftheros That's why I keep a toaster oven around. Preheats super quickly for stuff like this.
 Eleftheros: Wait 15 minutes preheating oven to bake something for 4 minutes is a lot slower than just shoving the damn thing in my face
 LaeMi: Can't.... resist....... must pick off and eat.... Oh Hersheys? Can't.... resist....... must pick off and discard.
Image 154232   01-03-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
531
 
 Kraken: Few dare venture into the alley of the dogs... Of those who do, few return. Oh, you thought they died? No, they were just overwhelmed by cuteness and can never look at another human in the same way, so they choose to stay hidden. Over time, rheir features become more doglike, until they are fully dog and no part human.
 BeagleMan44: AVENGERS, ASSEMBLED!
 AverageJoe: you son of a bitch...
 Cami: Walkies?
 duckfarts: ALRIGHT, LET'S SETTLE THIS, WHICH ONE OF US IS THE GOOD DOG
 San DoDo: Borkf team, assemble!
 GroanWorthy: You brought enough bacon to share, right?
 a robot: I like the perturbed looking grey dog near the center front. He's like "are you DONE yet?"
 much doge: who even.
 hearsegirl: so very many very good doggos
 Scoo: Alright everyone, group photo time! Tallest doggos to the back, please.
 whiplash: Hello, Mr. Grocer! We heard you just got a delivery of Beggin' Strips and Snausages?
 Yam: You've come to the right neighbourhood!
 ignatz: Uh.. Miaow?
Image 154231   01-03-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
297
 
 cenecia: & BACON STRIPS
 WaffleIron: I will find this airport if I have to stay stuck in my job forever.
 jochenau: The airport version of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.
 trelyate: oh my!
 much doge: yes, it can
 Teechur: CTRL-V can be dangerous.
 ignatz: Stares, elevates, and terminates
Image 154230   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
431
 
 Kraken: How many people have the necessary technology to use these anymore?
 AverageJoe: challenge accepted
 whiplash: At last! MY PRECIOUS! (and only 50 cents!)
 Yam: Fun for the whole family
Image 154229   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
501
 
 Wet farts: SIDE CURTAIN AIRBAG
 Yam: dogs are amazing
 a robot: @Scoo FOR ME TO GREY POUPON
 Scoo: Pardon me, do you have any grey poop?
 whiplash: 'Sup?
Image 154228   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
653
 
 BeagleMan44: Home of the McClinton
 Zochrot: yay!
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 much doge: omg, thats terrible. lmao
 Fancy Clown: It's where the dicks get shipped from.
 Theta Zero: Pretty decent Mario level.
 Scoo: The Land of Nachos!
 sparename: I'll bring the beer and dips
Image 154227   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
447
 
 hajjpodge: Cursed word switcherino.
 hajjpodge: Nachos Bellgrande land ahead.
 jochenau: Yanni and his Wall of Keyboards
 copunter: feels so good! [chuck mangione intensifies]
 XLY: He's korged out on the moog juice
 Knice: Don't go too hard. #80718
Image 154226   01-03-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
511
 
 BeagleMan44: A penny for your thoughts. Keep the change.
 AverageJoe: kids theese days...
 BILL DOOR: NO. YOU WERE BORN ALIVE. BUT CAPITALISM MAY PLAY A SMALL ROLE IN YOUR END, CHILD. A RABID TIGER, HOWEVER, WILL PLAY AN EVEN LARGER ONE.
 AutoDisaster: Maybe Trump will help... hahaha-sob
 LaeMi: @sparename - I started out with nothing and couldn't even hold on to that!
 ignatz: what is dead cannot die..
 sparename: "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
Image 154225   01-03-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
163
 
 jazzjunkie: Sister of #151797
 much doge: that is......special.....
 whiplash: Hello, customer service? How do you get a cellphone off a selfie stick? Asking for a friend.
 XLY: a whole.. nother.. LEVEL!!
 ignatz: Puttin the Scar in mascara
Image 154224   01-03-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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