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234423  carpwoman: Aw, gnats.

234401  kornisjon: Something for everyone!

234420  VeeKay: "and we had to run across a national guard firing range to get to school. Your Great Grammy made us packed lunches but they were just potatoes. Not cooked or anything".

234430  hajjpodge: I always knew the Romulans can't be trusted.

234423  VeeKay: From orbit sir?

234433  Shay: *checks Sit out next hand*

234433  VeeKay: Time to interview for a new roomie!

234430  Shay: DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-WORKER THE OL' SPICY CAKE?!?!

234363  BavidDowie: What your ex thinks happened to you.

233886  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Ashley.

234381  BavidDowie: I shall dub thee "Knobbely-Wobbly".

234428  VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.

234430  VeeKay: And now you gotta law suit to deal with

234393  BavidDowie: @Greifer You never call

234418  kornisjon: This settles that argument.

234428  GoGo Robotto: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.

234431  VeeKay: You spelled "Do you want fries with that?" all wrong!

234409  BavidDowie: He's dynamite

234411  BavidDowie: I see Daddy has custody this weekend?

234428  Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!

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234181 apoxia: @Mr. Shine The filter that rejects anything I try to upload if there is any skin on show.

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234195 itskando: ** near entirety

234229 RiderFan: Its a pain in the ass to clean up once the flowers start falling.

234331 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn

234252 redmonkey3: How do they not have luggage ?

234180 Prostata: @redmonkey3 and the rest of us thank you

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234265 Wooden Spoon: Floor to the right of the pedestal looks fake and is that a condom wrapper or drain on the floor on the left?



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Score:
473
 
 redmonkey3: Remember Remember the 5th of November... and make your own!
 WaffleIron: Why isn't this scarfolk township?
 gary: Public goods be damned
 LaeMi: That's okay, I will sneak some dangerous 3rd-world ones in from across the channel and have my own.
 Frank herbert: If you dont have a ticket do you get a ticket?
 Sadbot: Careful now
 ignatz: The law is an asshole
 Peter Pantsless: So THAT'S what those guys were doing #154143
 tritium: Municipal Ventures Inc owns the area of the sky between 12 and 36 degrees. Unauthorized transmission, recording or viewing will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
 ping: Instructions unclear: now pregnant.
 fanny: ANYONE CAUGHT LOOKING UPWARDS WITHOUT ONE WILL HAVE THEIR EYES GOUGED OUT WITH A MELON BALLER
 jochenau: *parks on top of the policeman's foot*
Image 154168   01-03-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
319
 
 redmonkey3: Mike Pence before the makeover
 Commenter: he looks bluetooth ready
 Frank herbert: Where the wild things rip off yur face
 SomeCanadian: Looks like an associate of Mascot
 fanny: @Scoo Jeepers, creepers, how do i make this mine?
 Scoo: Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those tweeters?
Image 154167   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
161
 
 Kraken: No one saw that. I totally said "o not k"
 Kraken: damn it keyboard, I hit o not i
 Kraken: ...but nkt the dietarian
 Micro Jackson: ....and the Wu Tang
 Teechur: Odd superheroes listen to no one.
 ch: please put down the font menu and back away from the computer, jagoff
 Ulillillia: She ded
 DrinkMixMan: Mama. If you think I should have ice cream for dinner, please say nothing at all. Alright, thanks mom!
 cArdent: @Whatever Superman's totally got a mom. He's adopted but it still counts.
 Whatever: Trouble is, Batman's mama is dead... along with Superman's... Spiderman's... Captain America's... and most every Disney hero out there.
 Supermansbrother: Except as shown.
Image 154166   01-03-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Image 154165 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. You have brought shame on us, mark64.
Score:
486
 
 redmonkey3: @Zampano - yes, but only as cuttlefish which you must reconvert to octopi before next purchase; it is China now after all
 Hiddentigerma: @Whatever The perfect currency for my calamari castle.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf Can confirm.
 Prostata: can I get change for a squid?
 Zampano: Also, if I use an especially large octopus, am I able to get change back?
 Frank herbert: Ill take octo-puss... ok im leaving...
 Whatever: By the end of Trump's Presidency, Octopus will be a valid currency, so they are only planning ahead...
 SpaceCow: Sorry, I only carry cuttlefish.
 Zampano: How do i know if i have enough octopus to pay my fare without putting it in the machine? I don't want to start sliding in my octopus and find out im a couple tentacles short...
 Borkf: In the UK, we sometimes call pounds "squid" because it sounds like "quid".
 Knice: Time to get cephalopaid.
Image 154164   01-03-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
385
 
 Niels Bohr: Tre flip
 Teechur: Treedom at last!
 Sandor: TIMBER!!!
 Frank herbert: @DrinkMixMan beat me too it
 whiplash: The "Tree" doesn't fall far from the "Dollar." (this is a Dollar Tree store sign)
 DrinkMixMan: If a tree falls in a parking lot and no one is around to hear it...
 ignatz: That reminds me- must get the tree down..
Image 154163   01-03-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Image 154162 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nimbus. Your image was bad, nimbus.
Image 154161 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Back Door Dan. Boo, Back Door Dan.
Score:
339
 
 redmonkey3: i'm with COHOR! - "fuck this subjective star bullshite AND thomas with his new found orthodoxy... imma go roll in the mud!"
 AverageJoe: that's for bringing the T-800 to class
 Lestrange: Not strippers then? I kind of felt that this is where it was going after Isabella and Simone.
 tritium: @ASTER Conan.
 tritium: Conor gets a gold star for making his siblings feel good about their behavior.
 ASTER: COHOR
 Zampano: Come on Conor, get your shit together
 whiplash: Sure, shame your kids by having them compete. Conor is going to murder you in your sleep when he's 14.
 jochenau: Mooom no fair, how come Thomas gets a Star of David?
 birdythemighty: Conor don't give a shit.
 Knice: I like Conor.
Image 154160   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
525
 
 redmonkey3: @mexican - you mean... marketing has lied to me, to everyone, forever ? No. YOU LIE! if i am told everyone likes the Thing, the Thing must be good, it must be... It Must Be.
 Hiddentigerma: @mexican You and I don't quite see eye to eye.
 mexican: @XLY Popular isn't the same as good.
 Frank herbert: This meme is not.
 XLY: @mexican right? this has never happened ever
 mexican: Good memes don't exist, sorry.
 Teechur: More downward, dog.
 tritium: That'll do, doggo.
 Mr. Butt: Bepis.
Image 154159   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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