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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
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 redmonkey3: Remember Remember the 5th of November... and make your own!
 WaffleIron: Why isn't this scarfolk township?
 gary: Public goods be damned
 LaeMi: That's okay, I will sneak some dangerous 3rd-world ones in from across the channel and have my own.
 Frank herbert: If you dont have a ticket do you get a ticket?
 Sadbot: Careful now
 ignatz: The law is an asshole
 Peter Pantsless: So THAT'S what those guys were doing #154143
 tritium: Municipal Ventures Inc owns the area of the sky between 12 and 36 degrees. Unauthorized transmission, recording or viewing will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
 ping: Instructions unclear: now pregnant.
 fanny: ANYONE CAUGHT LOOKING UPWARDS WITHOUT ONE WILL HAVE THEIR EYES GOUGED OUT WITH A MELON BALLER
 jochenau: *parks on top of the policeman's foot*
Image 154168   01-03-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
319
 
 redmonkey3: Mike Pence before the makeover
 Commenter: he looks bluetooth ready
 Frank herbert: Where the wild things rip off yur face
 SomeCanadian: Looks like an associate of Mascot
 fanny: @Scoo Jeepers, creepers, how do i make this mine?
 Scoo: Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those tweeters?
Image 154167   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
161
 
 Kraken: No one saw that. I totally said "o not k"
 Kraken: damn it keyboard, I hit o not i
 Kraken: ...but nkt the dietarian
 Micro Jackson: ....and the Wu Tang
 Teechur: Odd superheroes listen to no one.
 ch: please put down the font menu and back away from the computer, jagoff
 Ulillillia: She ded
 DrinkMixMan: Mama. If you think I should have ice cream for dinner, please say nothing at all. Alright, thanks mom!
 cArdent: @Whatever Superman's totally got a mom. He's adopted but it still counts.
 Whatever: Trouble is, Batman's mama is dead... along with Superman's... Spiderman's... Captain America's... and most every Disney hero out there.
 Supermansbrother: Except as shown.
Image 154166   01-03-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Image 154165 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. You have brought shame on us, mark64.
Score:
486
 
 redmonkey3: @Zampano - yes, but only as cuttlefish which you must reconvert to octopi before next purchase; it is China now after all
 Hiddentigerma: @Whatever The perfect currency for my calamari castle.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf Can confirm.
 Prostata: can I get change for a squid?
 Zampano: Also, if I use an especially large octopus, am I able to get change back?
 Frank herbert: Ill take octo-puss... ok im leaving...
 Whatever: By the end of Trump's Presidency, Octopus will be a valid currency, so they are only planning ahead...
 SpaceCow: Sorry, I only carry cuttlefish.
 Zampano: How do i know if i have enough octopus to pay my fare without putting it in the machine? I don't want to start sliding in my octopus and find out im a couple tentacles short...
 Borkf: In the UK, we sometimes call pounds "squid" because it sounds like "quid".
 Knice: Time to get cephalopaid.
Image 154164   01-03-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
385
 
 Niels Bohr: Tre flip
 Teechur: Treedom at last!
 Sandor: TIMBER!!!
 Frank herbert: @DrinkMixMan beat me too it
 whiplash: The "Tree" doesn't fall far from the "Dollar." (this is a Dollar Tree store sign)
 DrinkMixMan: If a tree falls in a parking lot and no one is around to hear it...
 ignatz: That reminds me- must get the tree down..
Image 154163   01-03-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Image 154162 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nimbus. Boo, nimbus.
Image 154161 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Back Door Dan. Your image was bad, Back Door Dan.
Score:
339
 
 redmonkey3: i'm with COHOR! - "fuck this subjective star bullshite AND thomas with his new found orthodoxy... imma go roll in the mud!"
 AverageJoe: that's for bringing the T-800 to class
 Lestrange: Not strippers then? I kind of felt that this is where it was going after Isabella and Simone.
 tritium: @ASTER Conan.
 tritium: Conor gets a gold star for making his siblings feel good about their behavior.
 ASTER: COHOR
 Zampano: Come on Conor, get your shit together
 whiplash: Sure, shame your kids by having them compete. Conor is going to murder you in your sleep when he's 14.
 jochenau: Mooom no fair, how come Thomas gets a Star of David?
 birdythemighty: Conor don't give a shit.
 Knice: I like Conor.
Image 154160   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
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 redmonkey3: @mexican - you mean... marketing has lied to me, to everyone, forever ? No. YOU LIE! if i am told everyone likes the Thing, the Thing must be good, it must be... It Must Be.
 Hiddentigerma: @mexican You and I don't quite see eye to eye.
 mexican: @XLY Popular isn't the same as good.
 Frank herbert: This meme is not.
 XLY: @mexican right? this has never happened ever
 mexican: Good memes don't exist, sorry.
 Teechur: More downward, dog.
 tritium: That'll do, doggo.
 Mr. Butt: Bepis.
Image 154159   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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