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169423  Scoo: Don't Fat Kid shame

169425  Scoo: Cheers, dude

169427  Butcherboy: right next to the lucca brassi matress store?

169410  Warrax: @a robot Not programmed to respect personal space?

169405  sparename: @Robespierre My victims have all been bled

169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

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169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169236 wolfpk: A horn toad.



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DrinkMixMan uploaded 169331 (845 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (843 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 169136 (828 points)
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wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (776 points)
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Thyming uploaded 168964 (756 points)
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Mexico uploaded 168985 (736 points)


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 3. SunWukong: 5750 points
 4. enfanta: 5726 points
 5. Micro Jackson: 4814 points
 6. Mr Bleak: 3128 points
 7. DrinkMixMan: 3072 points
 8. winwolf: 2840 points
 9. Scoo: 2827 points
10. Thyming: 2632 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2623 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 2398 points
13. Zampano: 1976 points
14. KrazyKat: 1949 points
15. Mexico: 1885 points
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Score:
473
 
 redmonkey3: Remember Remember the 5th of November... and make your own!
 WaffleIron: Why isn't this scarfolk township?
 gary: Public goods be damned
 LaeMi: That's okay, I will sneak some dangerous 3rd-world ones in from across the channel and have my own.
 Frank herbert: If you dont have a ticket do you get a ticket?
 Sadbot: Careful now
 ignatz: The law is an asshole
 Peter Pantsless: So THAT'S what those guys were doing #154143
 tritium: Municipal Ventures Inc owns the area of the sky between 12 and 36 degrees. Unauthorized transmission, recording or viewing will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
 ping: Instructions unclear: now pregnant.
 fanny: ANYONE CAUGHT LOOKING UPWARDS WITHOUT ONE WILL HAVE THEIR EYES GOUGED OUT WITH A MELON BALLER
 jochenau: *parks on top of the policeman's foot*
Image 154168   01-03-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
319
 
 redmonkey3: Mike Pence before the makeover
 Commenter: he looks bluetooth ready
 Frank herbert: Where the wild things rip off yur face
 SomeCanadian: Looks like an associate of Mascot
 fanny: @Scoo Jeepers, creepers, how do i make this mine?
 Scoo: Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those tweeters?
Image 154167   01-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
161
 
 Kraken: No one saw that. I totally said "o not k"
 Kraken: damn it keyboard, I hit o not i
 Kraken: ...but nkt the dietarian
 Micro Jackson: ....and the Wu Tang
 Teechur: Odd superheroes listen to no one.
 ch: please put down the font menu and back away from the computer, jagoff
 Ulillillia: She ded
 DrinkMixMan: Mama. If you think I should have ice cream for dinner, please say nothing at all. Alright, thanks mom!
 cArdent: @Whatever Superman's totally got a mom. He's adopted but it still counts.
 Whatever: Trouble is, Batman's mama is dead... along with Superman's... Spiderman's... Captain America's... and most every Disney hero out there.
 Supermansbrother: Except as shown.
Image 154166   01-03-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Image 154165 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. Boo, mark64.
Score:
486
 
 redmonkey3: @Zampano - yes, but only as cuttlefish which you must reconvert to octopi before next purchase; it is China now after all
 Hiddentigerma: @Whatever The perfect currency for my calamari castle.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf Can confirm.
 Prostata: can I get change for a squid?
 Zampano: Also, if I use an especially large octopus, am I able to get change back?
 Frank herbert: Ill take octo-puss... ok im leaving...
 Whatever: By the end of Trump's Presidency, Octopus will be a valid currency, so they are only planning ahead...
 SpaceCow: Sorry, I only carry cuttlefish.
 Zampano: How do i know if i have enough octopus to pay my fare without putting it in the machine? I don't want to start sliding in my octopus and find out im a couple tentacles short...
 Borkf: In the UK, we sometimes call pounds "squid" because it sounds like "quid".
 Knice: Time to get cephalopaid.
Image 154164   01-03-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
385
 
 Niels Bohr: Tre flip
 Teechur: Treedom at last!
 Sandor: TIMBER!!!
 Frank herbert: @DrinkMixMan beat me too it
 whiplash: The "Tree" doesn't fall far from the "Dollar." (this is a Dollar Tree store sign)
 DrinkMixMan: If a tree falls in a parking lot and no one is around to hear it...
 ignatz: That reminds me- must get the tree down..
Image 154163   01-03-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Image 154162 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nimbus. Your image was bad, nimbus.
Image 154161 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Back Door Dan. We'll pray for you, Back Door Dan.
Score:
339
 
 redmonkey3: i'm with COHOR! - "fuck this subjective star bullshite AND thomas with his new found orthodoxy... imma go roll in the mud!"
 AverageJoe: that's for bringing the T-800 to class
 Lestrange: Not strippers then? I kind of felt that this is where it was going after Isabella and Simone.
 tritium: @ASTER Conan.
 tritium: Conor gets a gold star for making his siblings feel good about their behavior.
 ASTER: COHOR
 Zampano: Come on Conor, get your shit together
 whiplash: Sure, shame your kids by having them compete. Conor is going to murder you in your sleep when he's 14.
 jochenau: Mooom no fair, how come Thomas gets a Star of David?
 birdythemighty: Conor don't give a shit.
 Knice: I like Conor.
Image 154160   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
525
 
 redmonkey3: @mexican - you mean... marketing has lied to me, to everyone, forever ? No. YOU LIE! if i am told everyone likes the Thing, the Thing must be good, it must be... It Must Be.
 Hiddentigerma: @mexican You and I don't quite see eye to eye.
 mexican: @XLY Popular isn't the same as good.
 Frank herbert: This meme is not.
 XLY: @mexican right? this has never happened ever
 mexican: Good memes don't exist, sorry.
 Teechur: More downward, dog.
 tritium: That'll do, doggo.
 Mr. Butt: Bepis.
Image 154159   01-03-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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