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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
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hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (808 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
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 2. Side Boob: 5639 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 SpaceCow: This is how they should have buried Lorenzo Dow Baker.
 cArdent: What do you mean, "yes we have no apples"? There's a bunch of them right here!
 jazzjunkie: A beautiful bunch of ripe apples hides the deadly black tarantula
 sparename: "I accidently left two bananas in my car last night..."
 mexican: Automobile for scale.
 LieutenantTofu: Yesterday was waffle day on AG. Now it's Apple Day!
 LieutenantTofu: How many apples will $5 buy you in Ethiopia? A Toyotaful
 Dresdenkeogh: Come Mr. Talley man, try to keep me late one more god damn time.
 TFChicken: Shitload of apples for scale
 VoR: So much potassium.
 LaeMi: Suddenly...
 Musician: I like this a bunch
 Lestrange: First find the Brazilian Wandering Spider.
Image 154005   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
483
 
 Darmstadtium: Khaaaaannnnn!
 Cami: Dominic you rat!
 fanny: Can't fool me i know it's you, Steven Tyler.
Image 154004   01-02-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
976
 
 jochenau: German Chickherd
 whiplash: These Peeps are weird: they make funny noises and they taste fuzzy.
 Whatever: Chick magnet
 Cami: I killed their mom and they imprinted on me. Now I always have a snack wherever I go.
 mrdiron: A good example of what dogs do: pooping and then rolling around in it.
Image 154003   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
620
 
 a robot: Family size cat
 Dresdenkeogh: This Cat, It's the cows.
 TFChicken: Fits = sits
 fanny: now the internet knows you are a cat, @ChubbyBuddy
 Nope: Happy cat
Image 154002   01-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Image 154001 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Teechur. We'll pray for you, Teechur.
Score:
541
 
 sparename: Human Vertipede
 Peter Pantsless: Dude in khakis farts and they all end up in the hospital
 Amy Housewine: Coming to a theatre near you - "Tetris: Live!"
 Teechur: Taking Awkward Family Photos to a new level.
Image 154000   01-02-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
644
 
 Kim: Murder mitten tango. They call it the Rococo Bang on the streets.
 Cami: 1-2-3-1-2-3-1-2-3...
 Amy Housewine: "There there, I'll kiss it better."
 dobbiesdoogs: they tried to kill him, but no one ever thought about loving him
Image 153999   01-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
152
 
 LaeMi: By the time the plans were done... the weekend was over.
 Lestrange: Their trip to Shit Creek turned out very badly planned. Whilst they took a paddle they completely forgot the canoe.
 Yam: Are we going canoeing? That'd be rad!
Image 153998   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
785
 
 teletub: @Mr. Butt Looool
 Mr. Butt: Bepsi
 Amy Housewine: "So come and see me, Honest Fido, for the best deals on used snowploughs in town!" *Wink*
Image 153997   01-02-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
462
 
 Niels Bohr: @Cami I hear you. As the currant occupant of a small room the only thing which makes it feel larger is having no posessions.
 Shay: Ahhhh, another beautiful day in the fallout shelter.
 Cami: I remember staying in a room below ground as a boy that had this...and a lot of mirrors. "...to make the room feel bigger," is what my mom said. It felt like a bunker with a lot of mirrors.
 Air Biscuit: GET OUT OF THERE NEO!!
 ignatz: I like to start the new year with a blank canvas
Image 153996   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
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