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272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

272634  Korrok: Kinky...

272633  Dr Awkward: A) African American Mystery is a sub genre? B) This book title is an anagram for British Atherogenic Hoochers C) 4.5 out of 5 stars!

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!



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Score:
820
 
 Prostata: ice dog wants steak
 Bluetocracy: Let's see what's in the fridge. Coffee, coffee, condiments, husky, spinach, more condiments. Wait, husky?!?! I guess you can leave a hot dog in the fridge too long.
 Commenter: crazy how nature do that
 Dresdenkeogh: I'M BRED FOR ARTIC TEMPURTURES, THIS IS ARIZONA, FUCK YOU I ATE ALL THE DELI-MEATS TOO!!
Image 153978   01-02-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Image 153977 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by younglink. You have brought shame on us, younglink.
Score:
446
 
 ThatGuy: Also HI BILLY MAYS HERE! IT SLICES IT DICES NEW FOOD PAPERIZER!!
 ThatGuy: 100% fiber
 CastleBravo: My grandmother had these everywhere. Always loved them. Couldn't say why.
 Dresdenkeogh: For diets requiring high amounts of fiber and paper-cutting the FUCK out of your mouth.
Image 153976   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
421
 
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Thank you! I should bring the big camera, and have more flexibility than the cell phone camera allows.
 Teechur: @Mad Collager You've got a keen eye for the less obvious beauty in the world. Well done!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Yes, it is. I was at the Mormon Tabernacle light display last night, and liked the reflections in the cars even more than the lights.
 Dresdenkeogh: @dobbiesdoogs good one!
 Teechur: Is this another view of #153992?
 dobbiesdoogs: @Dresdenkeogh that's not an odyssey, i think it's a sienna
 Dresdenkeogh: @CastleBravo Oh I thought that went without saying. He's the world's leading exporter in glitter and sequins.
 CastleBravo: @Dresdenkeogh Or Elton John just jizzed on it. :-)
 Dresdenkeogh: Either David Bowie has been reincarnated as mid-sized sedan, or this car just drove into an Obelisk from 2001 a space odyssey.
Image 153975   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
438
 
 Noremak: Looks like Quisp after doing meth.
 Ulillillia: Britney's Home for Imaginary Friends
 whiplash: Road trip!
 Dresdenkeogh: Mam, do you know why I pulled you-AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 Nope: Mam this is an HOV lane
Image 153974   01-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
317
 
 cArdent: Thinkaga? I don't even know how to cast Thinkara yet...
 Commenter: Thin Kaga In, Fat Kaga Stuck in doorway
 square44: "tiai hngn ka" what?
 Dresdenkeogh: Ha, jokes on you, I didn't think the first time!
 Derp Herpigan: Al rig htn oww hat?
Image 153973   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
328
 
 mwoody: I picture a family with this in the backyard. Jimmy, the youngest, is halfway down for his first time in a week when he discovers that a racoon is resting in the pipe...
 Teechur: Soy un lugador...I'm a luger, baby, so why don't you kill me?
 ThatGuy: @jochenau feel the rhythm... Feel the rhyme
 jochenau: @ThatGuy Cool Runnings?
 ThatGuy: Its a luge
 Joseph: It's a coconut farm actually.
 CastleBravo: (Horrible skin on slide squealing noise).
 Dresdenkeogh: A rare glimpse at Jurrasic World 2. Jurrasic WATERworld.
 UltraBeverly: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Image 153972   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
552
 
 a robot: See also #114980
 werterland: @fanny @jazzjunkie Played by Hugh Laurie?
 Ulillillia: Joe Piscopo
 Yam: This goes nicely with the image right after it
 fanny: @jazzjunkie ah i'm too slow!
 fanny: Moe Szyslak
 jazzjunkie: Moe Szyslak is my guess
 Mr. Butt: Rich Hall?
Image 153971   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
404
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Hear someone open a bag of treats in the next room, and I JIZZ IN MY FUR.
Image 153970   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
398
 
 Fancy Clown: Same.
 a sedated moose: But what about Mudasir?!
 Lestrange: I can't even and obviously he literally can't either
 jochenau: Non-Proudy?
 Mr. Butt: I;m 12 and what is ths?
 Dresdenkeogh: The year that produced suicide squad is very non-proudy
Image 153969   01-02-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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