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249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 Prostata: ice dog wants steak
 Bluetocracy: Let's see what's in the fridge. Coffee, coffee, condiments, husky, spinach, more condiments. Wait, husky?!?! I guess you can leave a hot dog in the fridge too long.
 Commenter: crazy how nature do that
Image 153978   01-02-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Image 153977 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by younglink. Boo, younglink.
 ThatGuy: 100% fiber
 CastleBravo: My grandmother had these everywhere. Always loved them. Couldn't say why.
 Dresdenkeogh: For diets requiring high amounts of fiber and paper-cutting the FUCK out of your mouth.
Image 153976   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Thank you! I should bring the big camera, and have more flexibility than the cell phone camera allows.
 Teechur: @Mad Collager You've got a keen eye for the less obvious beauty in the world. Well done!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Yes, it is. I was at the Mormon Tabernacle light display last night, and liked the reflections in the cars even more than the lights.
 Dresdenkeogh: @dobbiesdoogs good one!
 Teechur: Is this another view of #153992?
 dobbiesdoogs: @Dresdenkeogh that's not an odyssey, i think it's a sienna
 Dresdenkeogh: @CastleBravo Oh I thought that went without saying. He's the world's leading exporter in glitter and sequins.
 CastleBravo: @Dresdenkeogh Or Elton John just jizzed on it. :-)
 Dresdenkeogh: Either David Bowie has been reincarnated as mid-sized sedan, or this car just drove into an Obelisk from 2001 a space odyssey.
Image 153975   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
 Noremak: Looks like Quisp after doing meth.
 Ulillillia: Britney's Home for Imaginary Friends
 whiplash: Road trip!
 Dresdenkeogh: Mam, do you know why I pulled you-AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 Nope: Mam this is an HOV lane
Image 153974   01-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 cArdent: Thinkaga? I don't even know how to cast Thinkara yet...
 Commenter: Thin Kaga In, Fat Kaga Stuck in doorway
 square44: "tiai hngn ka" what?
 Dresdenkeogh: Ha, jokes on you, I didn't think the first time!
 Derp Herpigan: Al rig htn oww hat?
Image 153973   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 mwoody: I picture a family with this in the backyard. Jimmy, the youngest, is halfway down for his first time in a week when he discovers that a racoon is resting in the pipe...
 Teechur: Soy un lugador...I'm a luger, baby, so why don't you kill me?
 ThatGuy: @jochenau feel the rhythm... Feel the rhyme
 jochenau: @ThatGuy Cool Runnings?
 ThatGuy: Its a luge
 Joseph: It's a coconut farm actually.
 CastleBravo: (Horrible skin on slide squealing noise).
 Dresdenkeogh: A rare glimpse at Jurrasic World 2. Jurrasic WATERworld.
 UltraBeverly: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Image 153972   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
 a robot: See also #114980
 werterland: @fanny @jazzjunkie Played by Hugh Laurie?
 Ulillillia: Joe Piscopo
 Yam: This goes nicely with the image right after it
 fanny: @jazzjunkie ah i'm too slow!
 fanny: Moe Szyslak
 jazzjunkie: Moe Szyslak is my guess
 Mr. Butt: Rich Hall?
Image 153971   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Dresdenkeogh: Hear someone open a bag of treats in the next room, and I JIZZ IN MY FUR.
Image 153970   01-02-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
 Fancy Clown: Same.
 a sedated moose: But what about Mudasir?!
 Lestrange: I can't even and obviously he literally can't either
 jochenau: Non-Proudy?
 Mr. Butt: I;m 12 and what is ths?
 Dresdenkeogh: The year that produced suicide squad is very non-proudy
Image 153969   01-02-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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