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233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

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233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?



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 WaffleIron: @White Rice @Peter Pantsless : You're both nerds. You both get plus.
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless to the max, even.
 Peter Pantsless: This had beta be good
Image 153831   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: @KingTrebek damnit, I thought I had erased that song from memory. Well played.
 KingTrebek: Lana del Ray commits vandalism after a rough break up
 Lestrange: @White Rice Can't even tell you jetzt.
 White Rice: But what if I wanted video games? What do they have here now?
Image 153830   01-01-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
248
 
 lecj07: I pity whoever blew that up for those boys. And I am impressed they could tie a knot in lubricated latex.
Image 153829   01-01-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
341
 
 Kim: You can't use them in other countries, but they are completely legal against US citizens.
 Urn BooUrn: Thanks, Satan!
 Butcherboy: @fanny the tar will also stop all of those saber tooth tigers that harass me nightly. Thanks!
 fanny: @Butcherboy the shoes get stuck in the tar you put on the stairs!
 Butcherboy: Damn! Good thing burglars don't wear shoes
 Hiddentigerma: We english just use our mains plugs.
 ignatz: Surely against the Geneva convention..
Image 153828   01-01-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
265
 
 ASTER: Fuck, Ryan Davis.
 turde: lincoln definitely spawn camps, imo
 tritium: Aww, Ryan Davis. I'd say this is tasteless but actually he'd probably appreciate it.
 Derp Herpigan: another Lincoln vs. Davis battle?
 LaeMi: Abe is my player 2
Image 153827   01-01-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
317
 
 Flarmie: It's the thing that turned into the time machine at the beginning of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!
Image 153826   01-01-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
62
 
 LaeMi: The come-up is that you can argue faith or not with someone until you are blue in the face, but you won't change their basic outlook more than to get them to pretend to agree with you for some peace! Nature, god or whoever made them that way. (And to be honest, as long as it gives them peace and is not being used to denigrate other's lives - that's the kicker! - leave them to it).
 LaeMi: This is, of course all theory (not to be confused with hypothesis). The brain is a bit complicated, and its developmental interactions with genes even more so!
 LaeMi: @fakeplastic - it is basically a 'groupthink' frame of mind, it is wired strongly to the pleasure centers of the brain, and no doubt has some strong evolutionary advantages for the proliferation of a social species such as ours. Doesn't work so well in an information-and-technology-based modern culture, though!
 fakeplastic: why? @LaeMi!
 hat thrab: @Borkf *whispers* ...yourself
 LaeMi: @Hiddentigerma - it isn't a hard-relationship and it isn't specifically religion-based. See the Chinese cultural revolution for an atheist version of the same sort of thing.
 Greek Fire: @Beef Supreme Benefits of Sun worship #1: "Where is your god now?!" *point*
 Borkf: And what exactly do I need saving from?
 Peter Pantsless: Christ: what an asshole
 Hiddentigerma: @LaeMi I refuse to beleive it's genetics. I prefer to just view them as weak minded.
 Beef Supreme: I just can't believe in a thinly veiled proxy for the Age of Pisces. Ask me to believe in the Sun directly and I'll consider it.
 Jennerator: Sorry, Thor's hotter
 Scoo: Not yet, and almost assuredly never will
 LaeMi: I lack the appropriate genes, leading to the appropriate brain-structures for a faith-based belief system.
 ignatz: Submission form
 sparename: The only church I want to be in is Charlotte
Image 153825   01-01-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
334
 
 CastleBravo: @Mad Collager Yes. Yes it is.
 Mad Collager: Is the kimono blue or white?
 Dresdenkeogh: This is the best bleach mistake I've ever been involved in...
Image 153824   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
302
 
 SpaceCow: "Where the hell is Alfred?"
 ChubbyBuddy: worlds greatest detective starting to suspect catwoman has craweled out the bathroom window
 San DoDo: I'm...alone
 addend: (Rehearses awkward greeting in case Robin shows up.)
 Jennerator: This is realistic. I wouldn't sit anywhere near that guy
 RalphyNoPants: Getting there early for parents night.
 Dresdenkeogh: You merely adopted speed dating. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't talk to a stranger at a bar until I was a man.
 ignatz: Last man standing at the speed dating meet
Image 153823   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
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 SunWukong: .fkroB
 a robot: Doggo meets Oggod
Image 153822   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
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