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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.



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 WaffleIron: @White Rice @Peter Pantsless : You're both nerds. You both get plus.
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless to the max, even.
 Peter Pantsless: This had beta be good
Image 153831   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: @KingTrebek damnit, I thought I had erased that song from memory. Well played.
 KingTrebek: Lana del Ray commits vandalism after a rough break up
 Lestrange: @White Rice Can't even tell you jetzt.
 White Rice: But what if I wanted video games? What do they have here now?
Image 153830   01-01-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
248
 
 lecj07: I pity whoever blew that up for those boys. And I am impressed they could tie a knot in lubricated latex.
Image 153829   01-01-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
341
 
 Kim: You can't use them in other countries, but they are completely legal against US citizens.
 Urn BooUrn: Thanks, Satan!
 Butcherboy: @fanny the tar will also stop all of those saber tooth tigers that harass me nightly. Thanks!
 fanny: @Butcherboy the shoes get stuck in the tar you put on the stairs!
 Butcherboy: Damn! Good thing burglars don't wear shoes
 Hiddentigerma: We english just use our mains plugs.
 moogerator: Surely against the Geneva convention..
Image 153828   01-01-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
265
 
 ASTER: Fuck, Ryan Davis.
 turde: lincoln definitely spawn camps, imo
 tritium: Aww, Ryan Davis. I'd say this is tasteless but actually he'd probably appreciate it.
 Derp Herpigan: another Lincoln vs. Davis battle?
 LaeMi: Abe is my player 2
Image 153827   01-01-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
317
 
 Flarmie: It's the thing that turned into the time machine at the beginning of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!
Image 153826   01-01-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
62
 
 LaeMi: The come-up is that you can argue faith or not with someone until you are blue in the face, but you won't change their basic outlook more than to get them to pretend to agree with you for some peace! Nature, god or whoever made them that way. (And to be honest, as long as it gives them peace and is not being used to denigrate other's lives - that's the kicker! - leave them to it).
 LaeMi: This is, of course all theory (not to be confused with hypothesis). The brain is a bit complicated, and its developmental interactions with genes even more so!
 LaeMi: @fakeplastic - it is basically a 'groupthink' frame of mind, it is wired strongly to the pleasure centers of the brain, and no doubt has some strong evolutionary advantages for the proliferation of a social species such as ours. Doesn't work so well in an information-and-technology-based modern culture, though!
 fakeplastic: why? @LaeMi!
 hat thrab: @Borkf *whispers* ...yourself
 LaeMi: @Hiddentigerma - it isn't a hard-relationship and it isn't specifically religion-based. See the Chinese cultural revolution for an atheist version of the same sort of thing.
 Greek Fire: @Beef Supreme Benefits of Sun worship #1: "Where is your god now?!" *point*
 Borkf: And what exactly do I need saving from?
 Peter Pantsless: Christ: what an asshole
 Hiddentigerma: @LaeMi I refuse to beleive it's genetics. I prefer to just view them as weak minded.
 Beef Supreme: I just can't believe in a thinly veiled proxy for the Age of Pisces. Ask me to believe in the Sun directly and I'll consider it.
 Jennerator: Sorry, Thor's hotter
 Scoo: Not yet, and almost assuredly never will
 LaeMi: I lack the appropriate genes, leading to the appropriate brain-structures for a faith-based belief system.
 TaintJuice: Submission form
 sparename: The only church I want to be in is Charlotte
Image 153825   01-01-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
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 CastleBravo: @Mad Collager Yes. Yes it is.
 Mad Collager: Is the kimono blue or white?
 Dresdenkeogh: This is the best bleach mistake I've ever been involved in...
Image 153824   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
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 SpaceCow: "Where the hell is Alfred?"
 ChubbyBuddy: worlds greatest detective starting to suspect catwoman has craweled out the bathroom window
 San DoDo: I'm...alone
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: (Rehearses awkward greeting in case Robin shows up.)
 Jennerator: This is realistic. I wouldn't sit anywhere near that guy
 RalphyNoPants: Getting there early for parents night.
 Dresdenkeogh: You merely adopted speed dating. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't talk to a stranger at a bar until I was a man.
 ashton: Last man standing at the speed dating meet
Image 153823   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
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 SunWukong: .fkroB
 a robot: Doggo meets Oggod
Image 153822   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
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