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253770  Kaviri: First the party, then the world.

253637  Cami: Come on @grizzly

253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

253799  Kaviri: You ever see a dog king?

253800  WTF: Ugh! Another trendy restaurant with a "Unique" name.

253750  redmonkey3: Pets & Cuddles!

253751  redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - or a spicey switcherino ?

253807  Kaviri: I can dig it.

253806  Dr Awkward: If he steps on Lego bloks, do they just stick to his feet?

253760  redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with

253800  Teechur: COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake restaurant logo or leave it blank.

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253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253613 Not A Bot: i hate furries

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)
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10. Jonananathan: 1872 points
11. phil: 1859 points
12. burritos: 1837 points
13. Laree: 1784 points
14. Scoo: 1763 points
15. dirtstick: 1732 points
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 Otterman: Hm, vaguely cellular, not aroused.
 a robot: I just spent like ten minutes looking this up, because I knew I had read about Jobriath a really long time ago, and I thought it was on the AV Club but it turns out it was good ol' Something Awful way back in the day (scroll down to #1):
 Scoo: Vulcan Pop Stars of the early 80's
 Ulillillia: jobroni
 Jennerator: We have achieved Peak Euro
Image 153797   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Otterman: Hm, vaguely cellular, uhh...
 Prostata: the skin disease sadly took them shortly after this pic was taken. please give
 Peter Pantsless: Blue users seeing the points needed for purple
 ClockworkJackalope: We have no idea what we are doing
 Jennerator: Smurf reboot directed by David Lynch
 Ulillillia: They blue themselves
Image 153796   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Flarmie: Uhh...spoiler alert, please...
 ClockworkJackalope: Or else it gets the hose agai
 Jennerator: If you worship a carpenter you should show a little more respect for his trade
 Nope: Jesus, you are under arrest.
Image 153795   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Jennerator: Time and space bend like reeds as I walk the ninefold path. I turn through hall and room and stand before the hated barrier with my eyes ablaze and turn again with mind and paw and the brass knob follows. The barrier swings wide and I waft a prayer to sweet Bastet. My mistress's shoes. My full bladder. My duty is clear and upon holy Osiris I shall not fail
 a robot: On the internet, no one knows you're a cat wizard
 Peach: Grand Thaumaturge Whiskas is cookin' up something rad for 2017, friends. (hint: it's catmilk)
Image 153794   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Fancy Clown: It's lactose free cows milk with extra ash. Really.
 ClockworkJackalope: Good job Greg. Made a living out of the joke
 Bast Relief: Free with purchase of Kitten Mittons.
 annterland: Milking a cat...good luck
Image 153793   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 ClockworkJackalope: You talkin ta me?
 Himesama: Clever girl.
 LaeMi: Nevermore, pigeon-lover!
 ignatz: You lookin at my nuts?
 Peach: Nice to beak your acquaintance.
Image 153792   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 Flarmie: THAT'S MY PURSE!
 Dresdenkeogh: Attacked by a monster that's well versed in wicker-work I see. I myself once killed a troll that twisted people's legs into those little twisty shaped lanyards you put on backpack.
Image 153791   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 WaffleIron: @The Frito Bandito : That's a friendly spaceship thing. Sometimes we just gawk in silence at something that's truly rad, press the purple button and move on.
 The Frito Bandito: This has an incredibly high score for how little it's been commented on.
Image 153790   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Prostata: ice bear prefers pancakes
 whiplash: First you get us hooked on Coca Cola, now it's bacon. Ice water and seal blubber just aren't good enough any more! It's cultural imperialism at its worst!
 Butcherboy: Noooo! You don't want those waffles
 Skinr: bacon bears
Image 153789   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 FabricMan: Oh no! I gotta take a dump!
 ClockworkJackalope: Not unlike your mother
 FatTigerWoods: Finally, a dress onesie for winter dinner parties
 Himesama: @EvilOtter If you gotta ask the answer is no.
 a robot: @Scoo Holy shit, you're right! :D
 Headoftheclass: How did these ever go outta fashion?
 EvilOtter: I'm not sure if I'm man enough to fill it. Is there some kind of gauge?
 Scoo: @a robot Read it in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it suddenly makes much more sense
 a robot: That is some creepy, creepy copy. Even for the 70s
 Peach: Oh god, I'm ultimate fashion climaxing!
 ignatz: Sexy cool crinkle cloth is my pole dancing name
Image 153788   01-01-17   Uploaded by    jochenau
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