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272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

272283  addend: Mmm, plague.

272286  craftjunk: Fried foods and pasteurized cheese are culture right?

272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

272286  addend: Why grandma's sofa had the plastic slipcover.

272283  a robot: Well this is basically the cutest thing ever!

272286  addend: ...cushion pushes /you/.

272286  addend: Recliner? I hardly know 'er!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272205 Terrh: Classy...



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Score:
288
 
 Otterman: Hm, vaguely cellular, not aroused.
 a robot: I just spent like ten minutes looking this up, because I knew I had read about Jobriath a really long time ago, and I thought it was on the AV Club but it turns out it was good ol' Something Awful way back in the day (scroll down to #1): somethingawful.com/your-band-sucks/worst-rock-stars/
 Mextreme Enchirito: Vulcan Pop Stars of the early 80's
 Ulillillia: jobroni
 Jennerator: We have achieved Peak Euro
Image 153797   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
354
 
 BILL DOOR: WE HAVE DISCOVERED WHAT DAFT PUNK LOOKS LIKE BENEATH THEIR PROTECTIVE EXO-ARMOR PLATING.
 Otterman: Hm, vaguely cellular, uhh...
 Prostata: the skin disease sadly took them shortly after this pic was taken. please give
 Peter Pantsless: Blue users seeing the points needed for purple
 ClockworkJackalope: We have no idea what we are doing
 Jennerator: Smurf reboot directed by David Lynch
 Ulillillia: They blue themselves
Image 153796   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
293
 
 Flarmie: Uhh...spoiler alert, please...
 ClockworkJackalope: Or else it gets the hose agai
 Jennerator: If you worship a carpenter you should show a little more respect for his trade
 Nope: Jesus, you are under arrest.
Image 153795   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
512
 
 BILL DOOR: THE NICEST ARCHCHANCELLOR OF UNSEEN UNIVERSITY.
 Jennerator: Time and space bend like reeds as I walk the ninefold path. I turn through hall and room and stand before the hated barrier with my eyes ablaze and turn again with mind and paw and the brass knob follows. The barrier swings wide and I waft a prayer to sweet Bastet. My mistress's shoes. My full bladder. My duty is clear and upon holy Osiris I shall not fail
 a robot: On the internet, no one knows you're a cat wizard
 Peach: Grand Thaumaturge Whiskas is cookin' up something rad for 2017, friends. (hint: it's catmilk)
Image 153794   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
330
 
 Fancy Clown: It's lactose free cows milk with extra ash. Really.
 ClockworkJackalope: Good job Greg. Made a living out of the joke
 Bast Relief: Free with purchase of Kitten Mittons.
 Mexico: youtube.com/…
 annterland: Milking a cat...good luck
Image 153793   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
587
 
 ClockworkJackalope: You talkin ta me?
 Himesama: Clever girl.
 LaeMi: Nevermore, pigeon-lover!
 wwwdotcom: You lookin at my nuts?
 Peach: Nice to beak your acquaintance.
Image 153792   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
262
 
 Flarmie: THAT'S MY PURSE!
 Dresdenkeogh: Attacked by a monster that's well versed in wicker-work I see. I myself once killed a troll that twisted people's legs into those little twisty shaped lanyards you put on backpack.
 Skinr: JESUS SETS THE CAPTIVE FREE!
Image 153791   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
1159
 
 WaffleIron: @The Frito Bandito : That's a friendly spaceship thing. Sometimes we just gawk in silence at something that's truly rad, press the purple button and move on.
 The Frito Bandito: This has an incredibly high score for how little it's been commented on.
 Peach: ALWAYS RAD JERRI. ALWAYS.
Image 153790   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
414
 
 Prostata: ice bear prefers pancakes
 whiplash: First you get us hooked on Coca Cola, now it's bacon. Ice water and seal blubber just aren't good enough any more! It's cultural imperialism at its worst!
 Butcherboy: Noooo! You don't want those waffles
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Skinr: bacon bears
Image 153789   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
394
 
 FabricMan: Oh no! I gotta take a dump!
 ClockworkJackalope: Not unlike your mother
 FatTigerWoods: Finally, a dress onesie for winter dinner parties
 Himesama: @EvilOtter If you gotta ask the answer is no.
 a robot: @Scoo Holy shit, you're right! :D
 Headoftheclass: How did these ever go outta fashion?
 EvilOtter: I'm not sure if I'm man enough to fill it. Is there some kind of gauge?
 Lumb Blombus: @a robot Read it in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it suddenly makes much more sense
 a robot: That is some creepy, creepy copy. Even for the 70s
 Peach: Oh god, I'm ultimate fashion climaxing!
 Pickle Dick: Sexy cool crinkle cloth is my pole dancing name
Image 153788   01-01-17   Uploaded by    jochenau
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