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262157  Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262199  E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage

262260  square44: edit: rethought this comment

262269  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262116  jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.

262204  E. HONDA: He should teach

262212  E. HONDA: Leather is a good choice

262267  glowstick: They probably think they're gonna be forced to watch a live action VeggieTales.

262227  Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...

262160  Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262242  Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r

262242  Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA

262238  E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?

261947  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun 'K, R U The Bane of Yoto - Ra?

261857  Felicity: I love that lady's bone structure

261858  Felicity: @Robespierre If they're blue that means they voted for the president's opponent! Let's compromise and say they're blurple!

262067  Felicity: SPOONspoon

262069  Felicity: I started to read this bottom to top, friendly spaceship style

262070  Felicity: Soft or hard tacos?

262071  Felicity: @savvoy Large campaign donations

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262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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Score:
288
 
 Otterman: Hm, vaguely cellular, not aroused.
 a robot: I just spent like ten minutes looking this up, because I knew I had read about Jobriath a really long time ago, and I thought it was on the AV Club but it turns out it was good ol' Something Awful way back in the day (scroll down to #1): somethingawful.com/your-band-sucks/worst-rock-stars/
 Scoo: Vulcan Pop Stars of the early 80's
 Ulillillia: jobroni
 Jennerator: We have achieved Peak Euro
Image 153797   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
354
 
 BILL DOOR: WE HAVE DISCOVERED WHAT DAFT PUNK LOOKS LIKE BENEATH THEIR PROTECTIVE EXO-ARMOR PLATING.
 Otterman: Hm, vaguely cellular, uhh...
 Prostata: the skin disease sadly took them shortly after this pic was taken. please give
 Peter Pantsless: Blue users seeing the points needed for purple
 ClockworkJackalope: We have no idea what we are doing
 Jennerator: Smurf reboot directed by David Lynch
 Ulillillia: They blue themselves
Image 153796   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
293
 
 Flarmie: Uhh...spoiler alert, please...
 ClockworkJackalope: Or else it gets the hose agai
 Jennerator: If you worship a carpenter you should show a little more respect for his trade
 Nope: Jesus, you are under arrest.
Image 153795   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
512
 
 BILL DOOR: THE NICEST ARCHCHANCELLOR OF UNSEEN UNIVERSITY.
 Jennerator: Time and space bend like reeds as I walk the ninefold path. I turn through hall and room and stand before the hated barrier with my eyes ablaze and turn again with mind and paw and the brass knob follows. The barrier swings wide and I waft a prayer to sweet Bastet. My mistress's shoes. My full bladder. My duty is clear and upon holy Osiris I shall not fail
 a robot: On the internet, no one knows you're a cat wizard
 Peach: Grand Thaumaturge Whiskas is cookin' up something rad for 2017, friends. (hint: it's catmilk)
Image 153794   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
330
 
 Fancy Clown: It's lactose free cows milk with extra ash. Really.
 ClockworkJackalope: Good job Greg. Made a living out of the joke
 Bast Relief: Free with purchase of Kitten Mittons.
 Mexico: youtube.com/…
 annterland: Milking a cat...good luck
Image 153793   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
587
 
 ClockworkJackalope: You talkin ta me?
 Himesama: Clever girl.
 LaeMi: Nevermore, pigeon-lover!
 wwwdotcom: You lookin at my nuts?
 Peach: Nice to beak your acquaintance.
Image 153792   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
262
 
 Flarmie: THAT'S MY PURSE!
 Dresdenkeogh: Attacked by a monster that's well versed in wicker-work I see. I myself once killed a troll that twisted people's legs into those little twisty shaped lanyards you put on backpack.
 Skinr: JESUS SETS THE CAPTIVE FREE!
Image 153791   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
1159
 
 WaffleIron: @The Frito Bandito : That's a friendly spaceship thing. Sometimes we just gawk in silence at something that's truly rad, press the purple button and move on.
 The Frito Bandito: This has an incredibly high score for how little it's been commented on.
 Peach: ALWAYS RAD JERRI. ALWAYS.
Image 153790   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
414
 
 Prostata: ice bear prefers pancakes
 whiplash: First you get us hooked on Coca Cola, now it's bacon. Ice water and seal blubber just aren't good enough any more! It's cultural imperialism at its worst!
 Butcherboy: Noooo! You don't want those waffles
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Skinr: bacon bears
Image 153789   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
394
 
 FabricMan: Oh no! I gotta take a dump!
 ClockworkJackalope: Not unlike your mother
 FatTigerWoods: Finally, a dress onesie for winter dinner parties
 Himesama: @EvilOtter If you gotta ask the answer is no.
 a robot: @Scoo Holy shit, you're right! :D
 Headoftheclass: How did these ever go outta fashion?
 EvilOtter: I'm not sure if I'm man enough to fill it. Is there some kind of gauge?
 Scoo: @a robot Read it in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it suddenly makes much more sense
 a robot: That is some creepy, creepy copy. Even for the 70s
 Peach: Oh god, I'm ultimate fashion climaxing!
 Pickle Dick: Sexy cool crinkle cloth is my pole dancing name
Image 153788   01-01-17   Uploaded by    jochenau
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