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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.



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Score:
789
 
 Robologna: Me and my boyfriend. (I'm bird, he's crazy hair squierrel.) So yeah he wins most of the time but sometimes I have a good game and just peck him to death and he's like "holy shit, I died how did you do that you crazy bird"
 Zampano: I got ten bucks on crazy hair squirrel
 sparename: Deep in the forest you can find the chess-nuts
Image 153777   01-01-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
628
 
 Otterman: Whippet! Whippet good!
 Hosebag: When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
 Dresdenkeogh: This dog should be pushing a cart filled with cans.
Image 153776   01-01-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
1042
 
 trelyate: he's wearing the same thing as the dog in the pic above
 trelyate: he's wearing the same thing as the dog in the pic above
 Fancy Clown: Am doing!
 Dresdenkeogh: RADS DON'T KILL PEOPLE @Air Biscuit
 Air Biscuit: @Dresdenkeogh dont shoot rads.
 Dresdenkeogh: Wizard needs Rads badly.
 San DoDo: Can do
Image 153775   01-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
277
 
 raditzu: Pride & prejudice & zombies?
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot Entirely possible to have a family comprised of only yourself.
 a robot: The cloning experiment was a success! A terrifying success!
Image 153774   01-01-17   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
554
 
 Robologna: Uuuunicoooorns!
 whiplash: Patronus Convention.
Image 153773   01-01-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
466
 
 Himesama: Awwww yaayuuh!
 sparename: The MC Puss-E Posse
Image 153772   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
366
 
 Shay: Look on the bright side, at least they don't the harsh treatment from Mike and his lemons.
 Dresdenkeogh: It only took one bad apple...
 Jennerator: Rotten to the core
 sparename: They're fermenting trouble
Image 153771   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
603
 
 Lestrange: @Headoftheclass They do. Very garlicky chicken.
 Headoftheclass: Mmmmmm...now to find out whether they really taste like chicken.
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: be with harambe my friend
 Peach: It ain't easy being consumed by flames.
 cizhiresb: it's fine
 Ulillillia: This frog is on fireeeeee
 addend: This kills the rainbow connection.
 Cami: Self immolation is a proud muppet tradituon.
 Dresdenkeogh: @jochenau don't worry it's not the real Kermit, but I am concerned about whoever is burning him in effroggy.
 jochenau: Why would you set a Kermit on fire :(
 Dresdenkeogh: It wasn't easy being green. It wasn't easy at all...
 sparename: Attention-seeking Kermit was filled with jealous rage after hearing that there was an amphibian called the "Fire Salamander"
 SunWukong: Why? For the glory of Statler and Waldorf of course!
Image 153770   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
182
 
 Xeno: Oooh, bonus! A cream cheese abcess!
 Prostata: reminds me of something... or someone...
 WotGives: Weak.
 MasterTwig: Would.
Image 153769   01-01-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
286
 
 EvilOtter: Dr Pepper: Putting the "Fun" in fungible.
 Hosebag: Mr. Pibb is just a ripoff of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.
 Dresdenkeogh: @addend you just whip empty cans through the window equal to the amount of your bill.
 jochenau: @addend " "Dr." "Pepper" "
 addend: vv It works out just fine if you read the comments from top down. :-(
 addend: McDonald's drive-thru accepts Dr. Pepper as a form of payment?
 Higdec: So I just drank a liter of currency last night? Dang it.
 Peach: I'm sorry, ma'am, your Dr Pepper has been declined.
Image 153768   01-01-17   Uploaded by    greg
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