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273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

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2. Air Biscuit
3. addend
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273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.



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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
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Score:
468
 
 Dan Tagonistic: They're not the same suit
 Shay: I'm in the mood to play Solitaire now.
 MasterTwig: Those are far too close together for men to simultaneously use comfortable.
 The Turks: Ba-dum piss.
Image 153760   01-01-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
336
 
 Kim: Interdimensional 3-way. Would.
Image 153759   01-01-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
246
 
 Fett4life: To women. No, seriously. Do you understand electronic devices? Do you want to know more?
 a robot: STOP YELLING
Image 153758   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
773
 
 RalphyNoPants: Give me your nuts.
 Sandor: @Peach That's remarkably close to what I was thinking :)
 Mr. Whiskers: I guessed the wrong paw
 Peach: @Sandor "I'm a dang little cutie and I want you to snuggle me real dang good." That's it, isn't it?
 t48: The minivan!
 cizhiresb: @Sandor one?
 Sandor: 15 words, first word is...
Image 153757   01-01-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
399
 
 raditzu: Beetleron?
 a robot: That suit is giving me a migraine
 Butcherboy: Rik mayall wannabe
 sparename: Weasley gone Polecatty
Image 153756   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
445
 
 Shay: 2edgy4me
 Cyka: @RiderFan You have earned your place among the Baristas of the Black Apron.
 Hiddentigerma: @RiderFan People forget that the normal cross is actually the inverted form too.
 RiderFan: The person who drew it forgot that an inverted cross is the second holiest symbol in the christian religion (its even on the popes throne). The true number of the beast is also 616.
Image 153755   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
427
 
 Mr. Shine: Only holds three shots before reloading, but you can finally get that laughing dog.
Image 153754   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
313
 
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: @jochenau you read my mind.
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: @jochenau you read my mind.
 Annoying Vegan : Why have you sharpened your hotdogs?
 jochenau: That's a lot of rupees! Maybe now I can buy that upgraded bomb bag...
Image 153753   01-01-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
266
 
 White Rice: @Cami that's pretty badass. Fun fact: the White of you eye doesn't have nerve endings, so if you can get over the idea of touching your eye you can do a similar thing without needing the glass one (just not using nails, that would probably end poorly)
 Cami: Going back 25 years: A friend lost his right eye to a breech explosion so he got a glass one. At the local Legion, if anybody was getting too intense, he would talk to them about the facts of life and scratch his glass eye with his fingernail at some point while keeping eye contact. The toughest of men would flutter their eyelids, turn away, or tear up. I haven't thought about him in a while.
 grizzly: That's impressive!
 Lestrange: I imagine that stung a bit.
 whiplash: Bugs Bunny stuck his finger in the barrel. Happens a lot.
 tritium: @LaeMi I'm no gunsmith, but I imagine if a gun has exploded, it's not very good.
 LaeMi: Exploded view of a revolver.
 sparename: Dunrevolvin'
Image 153752   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
242
 
 Hiddentigerma: @eider Then make a art gallery of weiner, Problem solved.
 eider: I really hate unsolicited dick pics.
Image 153751   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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