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244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

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1. Yurishiro
2. lecj07
3. glenalec
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. WannaBee
7. Scoo
8. VoR
9. Dr Awkward
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.



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Scoo uploaded 244357 (1099 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
468
 
 Dan Tagonistic: They're not the same suit
 Shay: I'm in the mood to play Solitaire now.
 MasterTwig: Those are far too close together for men to simultaneously use comfortable.
 addend: Ba-dum piss.
Image 153760   01-01-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
336
 
 Kim: Interdimensional 3-way. Would.
Image 153759   01-01-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
246
 
 Fett4life: To women. No, seriously. Do you understand electronic devices? Do you want to know more?
 a robot: STOP YELLING
Image 153758   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
773
 
 RalphyNoPants: Give me your nuts.
 Sandor: @Peach That's remarkably close to what I was thinking :)
 Mr. Whiskers: I guessed the wrong paw
 Peach: @Sandor "I'm a dang little cutie and I want you to snuggle me real dang good." That's it, isn't it?
 t48: The minivan!
 cizhiresb: @Sandor one?
 Sandor: 15 words, first word is...
Image 153757   01-01-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
399
 
 raditzu: Beetleron?
 a robot: That suit is giving me a migraine
 Butcherboy: Rik mayall wannabe
 sparename: Weasley gone Polecatty
Image 153756   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
445
 
 Shay: 2edgy4me
 addend: @RiderFan You have earned your place among the Baristas of the Black Apron.
 Hiddentigerma: @RiderFan People forget that the normal cross is actually the inverted form too.
 RiderFan: The person who drew it forgot that an inverted cross is the second holiest symbol in the christian religion (its even on the popes throne). The true number of the beast is also 616.
Image 153755   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
427
 
 Mr. Shine: Only holds three shots before reloading, but you can finally get that laughing dog.
Image 153754   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
313
 
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: @jochenau you read my mind.
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: @jochenau you read my mind.
 Annoying Vegan : Why have you sharpened your hotdogs?
 jochenau: That's a lot of rupees! Maybe now I can buy that upgraded bomb bag...
Image 153753   01-01-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
266
 
 White Rice: @Cami that's pretty badass. Fun fact: the White of you eye doesn't have nerve endings, so if you can get over the idea of touching your eye you can do a similar thing without needing the glass one (just not using nails, that would probably end poorly)
 Cami: Going back 25 years: A friend lost his right eye to a breech explosion so he got a glass one. At the local Legion, if anybody was getting too intense, he would talk to them about the facts of life and scratch his glass eye with his fingernail at some point while keeping eye contact. The toughest of men would flutter their eyelids, turn away, or tear up. I haven't thought about him in a while.
 grizzly: That's impressive!
 Lestrange: I imagine that stung a bit.
 whiplash: Bugs Bunny stuck his finger in the barrel. Happens a lot.
 tritium: @LaeMi I'm no gunsmith, but I imagine if a gun has exploded, it's not very good.
 LaeMi: Exploded view of a revolver.
 sparename: Dunrevolvin'
Image 153752   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
242
 
 Hiddentigerma: @eider Then make a art gallery of weiner, Problem solved.
 eider: I really hate unsolicited dick pics.
Image 153751   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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