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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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 scribbs: I had the same problem with videos on Amazon Prime, for about a week. It will go away, I'm sure.
Image 153747   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
684
 
 ThatGuy: Motorhead!!
 grizzly: That's a party right there!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Borkf Picture of your house please. And happy New Year!
 Mr. Butt: Happy New Years, Macklemore!
 Knice: @Borkf Does that kill the lobster? :-D
 scribbs: Tell him we all said "hi." Happy new year :-)
 Borkf: Happy New Year space friends! This is one of my fleshy, real life friends drunkenly pointing a lobster at everyone. We also wrapped my house in half a kilometer of bubble wrap. Cleanup is going to be interesting today.
Image 153746   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
327
 
 Cami: In the absence of wind that shot would be easier to do than at 32 on account of the damp.
 Peach: It's -49F where you're at? [x-ray image of my heart] That's cute
 addend: It's not an action shot, She's frozen like that.
 Hiddentigerma: It's Fahrenheit where you are? That's cute.
 ArchStanton: Too cold for grammar, I guess...
 scribbs: @Greek Fire *google...google...google* Okay, yeah, it all checks out :-)
 Greek Fire: @scribbs Alan Grant returns for Jurassic Universe.
 scribbs: What's a "space grant"?
 sparename: "You'll have someone's eye out with that. And that"
Image 153745   01-01-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
1114
 
 Teechur: I can almost hear the cutest "pew pew pew"
 scribbs: I'm sorry, but this is adorable.
 sparename: "AT-one, Purl-one"
Image 153744   01-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
709
 
 ThatGuy: Me too
 scribbs: @Cami We could do a great double act :-)
 Cami: @Niels Bohr Watch out for the dogs.
 Cami: I had a brief misadventure while entering the UK at Harwich that began when a drug dog took in interest in the cheese in my bag. The handler knew it wasn't drugs but two keener guards saw the dog paw at my bag(which was not how it signals finding something) and decided to pounce.
 Niels Bohr: @Cami That's funny because my nom de guerre is Sausages.
 Cami: @scribbs That's funny because my dancing name is "Hunch's Handler"
 Lestrange: Good
 Hiddentigerma: @scribbs Most security is useless. It's just there to make people feel safe.
 werterland: He's working for that kookaburra, isn't he? #134807
 scribbs: Yeah, from what I've read, sniffer dogs are really terrible at their jobs. It's like their sole function is to provide legally-justifiable probable cause to act on their handlers' hunches. Also, "Handler's Hunches" is my dancing name.
 jochenau: In other news, scientific research reveals that dogs are, in fact, dogs.
 LaeMi: #153733
Image 153743   01-01-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
284
 
 trelyate: we had these signs in my neighborhood but they kept getting stolen
 Cami: @addend I've always wondered what it's like to last a whole 15 seconds.
 Cami: Is there any other kind?
 addend: (Finishes in 15 seconds. Awaits trophy.)
 Mr. Shine: Don't let this become your nickname.
 scribbs: Be careful: what-if.xkcd.com/61/
 LaeMi: The next step from speed-dating.
Image 153742   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Headoftheclass
Score:
249
 
 Teechur: Rad for the "T" word that @Niels Bohr used. Heh heh...
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr Well spotted. Rad :-)
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs I have to rad because titular role is the messenger not the offender.
 scribbs: Do I Rad this because it's photographic evidence of people being silly & enjoying their experiences one step removed from reality, or do I Bad it for the exact same reason?
 whiplash: "Got to take a photo, there certainly aren't any other ways I can get an image of this obscure painting."
Image 153741   01-01-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
204
 
 Teechur: Reminds me our living room carpet after raising two kids and three dogs.
 Hiddentigerma: Same.
 scribbs: I haven't seen many Pollock's, but I can't say I've been too impressed with what I have seen. Sorry.
 SunWukong: You are wrong.
Image 153740   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: @Niels Bohr poo-tee-weet?
 jazzjunkie: They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
 Greyfeathers: Isn't that neat? That's pretty neat.
 Teechur: @Amy Housewine @Niels Bohr I use it backwards when my kids show me their art projects. "Is it.....? What is it?"
 Niels Bohr: @Amy Housewine try replacing that abhorrent phrase with Kurt Vonnegut's "so it goes". It used the same way but has much better ring to it.
 ignatz: @Amy Housewine "IIWII" vs "So there you go then" smackdown at 11
 Zampano: grilledsloinbacon/Hm3JodBR-vs
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine I think I've heard it used intelligently twice. Definitely once, maybe twice.
 Amy Housewine: @jochenau I really don't. Apart from being a frustrating tautology, I find it unpleasant to the ear (i-i-i-i).
 jochenau: @Amy Housewine Hey, I like that phrase!
 Amy Housewine: People who use the ludicrous phrase "It is what it is" are beginning to reap what they have sown.
Image 153739   01-01-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: @jochenau You can be an @Musician or... erm... an @DrinkMixMan
 Jaunty Shrimp: Where's the Tiki Tiki option?
 Peach: I'm dual-classing Temptress and Assassin. The "post-intercourse trance" effect makes it real easy to get a kill-shot.
 scribbs: I think they've got spy & assassin mixed up in the images.
 Sheikhjahbooty: My decorum score is too low. I can't have any class.
 jochenau: The Spaceship's character selection has a pretty extensive set of races - including robots, butts, and Canadians - but I can't think of any classes off the top of my head.
 ThatGuy: Unless I'm choosing a bird... Then...Samurai
 ThatGuy: Spy?
Image 153738   01-01-17   Uploaded by    eider
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