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249182  ThoughtlessGentleman: SURPRISE!!!!!.............

249182  ThoughtlessGentleman: butt sex.

249183  Minnesotan: new death metal songs write themselves

249181  barfolomew: @ignatz I'm impressed! I had never heard of him until listening on 99% invisible, but I looked up his buildings and they're all so insane!

249175  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.

249184  GoGo Robotto: So long, suckers!

249184  dangerkeith3000: I love this game.

249175  Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.

249182  Mr. Butt: Dios mio.

249181  GoGo Robotto: @ignatz Then I must work in a building designed by Escher. Confused af and going nowhere!

249188  OldKentuckyShark: Overclocked like a mother fucker cause cooling is no longer an issue... til i burn out the motor in the fridge ( which is somehow also overclocked)

249182  Robespierre: Wearditgo?

249174  Robespierre: Pickled beets!

249168  dangerkeith3000: We can all thank Nudie Cohn for these suits.

249178  Robespierre: Windswept wonderfulness

249182  Shay: She's having her happy hour now.

249182  Side Boob: She's brave enough...

249172  dangerkeith3000: Where are you gonna put your beverage now, dummy?

249174  dangerkeith3000: Triangle ears!

249166  dangerkeith3000: Lady in the water, get back in the water.

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1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
3. Robespierre
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5. tib gubb
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Side Boob
8. Jaunty Shrimp
9. WannaBee
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248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Fursona uploaded 248879 (864 points)
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11. violentwrath: 1865 points
12. WannaBee: 1793 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1788 points
14. TaintJuice: 1622 points
15. Sydney: 1595 points
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 addend: Whiskers was the Royal Ballet's most celebrated director.
 Peach: Yes, human, that's the dog who barked me. Show him no mercy.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, Ellen DeGeneres, you so funny!
 raditzu: After such leg stretching i'd have to change my nick to Farinelli.
 XLY: how to talk to your cat about kung-fu safety
Image 153724   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
435
 
 Teechur: @TurdFerguson My students will say, "We live in a democracy. We should be able to vote on whether we have homework or not." To which I reply, "It's a Republic. Go ahead and vote. Just remember that I'm the Electoral College."
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak I lost all faith in humanity years ago. I understand.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Pretty much and I couldn't resist being a cynical smart ass for the new year.
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak Really? Because the way I see it. It's way more fair this way.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Gerrymandering, lobbying/private interest, lack of term limits, and public apathy.
 Hiddentigerma: @TurdFerguson You should really look into why the system is the reason it is.
 Bast Relief: RIGGED!!!
 questionable: well gosh, I didn't vote. oh wait, it's illegal for me to. maybe include that in your knock-off literature, Bonnie
 TurdFerguson: We all vote, then the Electoral College does what it wants!
 Scoo: "Aristides" is an awesome name
Image 153723   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
568
 
 Peach: I am ready to do your bidding, oh glorious Hypo Faucet.
 sparename: Top Tip - Bathe in hippo-vom as a cheap alternative to asses' milk
 mwoody: This feels like a good way to get a bunch of marbles in your plumbing.
 whiplash: Blaarrgggh!
 smarkles: I forgot about those. I was happier then, and I bet it was completely because of my old hippo faucet. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Image 153722   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
784
 
 Prostata: this is how the end begins
 Teechur: Is it bad trigger discipline or not? Technically, s/he does not have fingers to keep off of the trigger.
 addend: Recoil.
 scribbs: "No steppy, motherfucker."
 Amy Housewine: Do not Boop le Snoot.
 questionable: hecking better step off
 ThatGuy: Dare* fuck... Eh it works
 ThatGuy: Tread on me u lil bitch, i date you
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ah tole't yer'ns doan tridd awn meh!!
 Air Biscuit: @TwoChewbaccas his new years resolution is to put a stop to treading by any means necessary.
 TwoChewbaccas: I told you fuckers not to tread on me!
Image 153721   01-01-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
265
 
 Knice: @Scoo A 71-gallon box of 'em.
 Scoo: 2016 can too
Image 153720   01-01-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
346
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Do you dry hair like a gansta or like or professional.
 addend: Had the worst mix-up at the hair salon.
 Mr. Shine: The Electric Six-gun is much better for the environment, but as always, much poorer at it's intended purpose.
 WotGives: Hair dryer? Or Malcolm Reynolds charging his laser pistol?
Image 153719   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
652
 
 addend: Hope you get arrested, sued, and fired.
 Hiddentigerma: He would've gotten away with it too. If he didn't tell people his plan.
 a robot: Timely!
 LaeMi: Unfortunately, all his work colleagues follow his page.
Image 153718   01-01-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
283
 
 Teechur: THERE'S my contact lens!
 Niels Bohr: It's a schooner.
 FabricMan: Have you ever looked at a lawn? I mean, REALLY watched it grow?
 trelyate: is this one of those magic eye puzzles?
 Frank herbert: Get off my lawn. Damn kids
Image 153717   01-01-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
84
 
 Prostata: "you mean your mom"
 Lestrange: As fake as your great educational system
 addend: As real as boyfriend's, actually.
 Hiddentigerma: But what if you don't care about it regardless of how real or fake it is? What then Mr sign guy?
 scribbs: Physics, as real as your ignorance.
 bug: technically accurate.
Image 153716   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
418
 
 jazzjunkie: @Skinr Then there's an amazing (read: horrifying) YouTube video you ought to watch...
 addend: Global warming *is* real.
 scribbs: I never realized I was so attracted to fruit...
 Skinr: "grapefruit" is not a euphemism I've heard before
 Frank herbert: Oh god its a rapefruit
 Theta Zero: Freudian field day
Image 153715   12-31-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
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