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233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

232762  glenalec: Once I have chewed and swallowed it, no difference.

233206  fanny: maybe if it was a red circle instead of a red arrow i'd know what i was looking at

233091  Jabberwikket: [Slow ominous orchestral music intensifies]

233212  fanny: those brownies look an awful lot like bags of rolls

233215  Air Biscuit: Cacti are nice.

232820  glenalec: Mum wants to be a grandma.

233209  addend: *creepy grin* "It looks like you're mutilating my brethren..."

233195  well duh: This is a picture of a beautiful woman, who looks perfectly happy, and at ease with the lot she's been dealt in life. Rad.

232944  glenalec: @Volwen - it is a remote road!

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233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233185 Not A Bot: digglet triplets



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
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Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
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10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
1131
 
 addend: Whiskers was the Royal Ballet's most celebrated director.
 Peach: Yes, human, that's the dog who barked me. Show him no mercy.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, Ellen DeGeneres, you so funny!
 raditzu: After such leg stretching i'd have to change my nick to Farinelli.
 XLY: how to talk to your cat about kung-fu safety
Image 153724   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
435
 
 Teechur: @TurdFerguson My students will say, "We live in a democracy. We should be able to vote on whether we have homework or not." To which I reply, "It's a Republic. Go ahead and vote. Just remember that I'm the Electoral College."
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak I lost all faith in humanity years ago. I understand.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Pretty much and I couldn't resist being a cynical smart ass for the new year.
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak Really? Because the way I see it. It's way more fair this way.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Gerrymandering, lobbying/private interest, lack of term limits, and public apathy.
 Hiddentigerma: @TurdFerguson You should really look into why the system is the reason it is.
 Bast Relief: RIGGED!!!
 questionable: well gosh, I didn't vote. oh wait, it's illegal for me to. maybe include that in your knock-off literature, Bonnie
 TurdFerguson: We all vote, then the Electoral College does what it wants!
 Scoo: "Aristides" is an awesome name
Image 153723   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
568
 
 Peach: I am ready to do your bidding, oh glorious Hypo Faucet.
 sparename: Top Tip - Bathe in hippo-vom as a cheap alternative to asses' milk
 mwoody: This feels like a good way to get a bunch of marbles in your plumbing.
 whiplash: Blaarrgggh!
 smarkles: I forgot about those. I was happier then, and I bet it was completely because of my old hippo faucet. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Image 153722   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
784
 
 Prostata: this is how the end begins
 Teechur: Is it bad trigger discipline or not? Technically, s/he does not have fingers to keep off of the trigger.
 addend: Recoil.
 scribbs: "No steppy, motherfucker."
 Amy Housewine: Do not Boop le Snoot.
 questionable: hecking better step off
 ThatGuy: Dare* fuck... Eh it works
 ThatGuy: Tread on me u lil bitch, i date you
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ah tole't yer'ns doan tridd awn meh!!
 Air Biscuit: @TwoChewbaccas his new years resolution is to put a stop to treading by any means necessary.
 TwoChewbaccas: I told you fuckers not to tread on me!
Image 153721   01-01-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
265
 
 Knice: @Scoo A 71-gallon box of 'em.
 Scoo: 2016 can too
Image 153720   01-01-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
346
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Do you dry hair like a gansta or like or professional.
 addend: Had the worst mix-up at the hair salon.
 Mr. Shine: The Electric Six-gun is much better for the environment, but as always, much poorer at it's intended purpose.
 WotGives: Hair dryer? Or Malcolm Reynolds charging his laser pistol?
Image 153719   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
652
 
 addend: Hope you get arrested, sued, and fired.
 Hiddentigerma: He would've gotten away with it too. If he didn't tell people his plan.
 a robot: Timely!
 LaeMi: Unfortunately, all his work colleagues follow his page.
Image 153718   01-01-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
283
 
 Teechur: THERE'S my contact lens!
 Niels Bohr: It's a schooner.
 FabricMan: Have you ever looked at a lawn? I mean, REALLY watched it grow?
 trelyate: is this one of those magic eye puzzles?
 Frank herbert: Get off my lawn. Damn kids
Image 153717   01-01-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
84
 
 Prostata: "you mean your mom"
 Lestrange: As fake as your great educational system
 addend: As real as boyfriend's, actually.
 Hiddentigerma: But what if you don't care about it regardless of how real or fake it is? What then Mr sign guy?
 scribbs: Physics, as real as your ignorance.
 bug: technically accurate.
Image 153716   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
418
 
 jazzjunkie: @Skinr Then there's an amazing (read: horrifying) YouTube video you ought to watch...
 addend: Global warming *is* real.
 scribbs: I never realized I was so attracted to fruit...
 Skinr: "grapefruit" is not a euphemism I've heard before
 Frank herbert: Oh god its a rapefruit
 Theta Zero: Freudian field day
Image 153715   12-31-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
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