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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 filthylaw: Whiskers was the Royal Ballet's most celebrated director.
 Peach: Yes, human, that's the dog who barked me. Show him no mercy.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, Ellen DeGeneres, you so funny!
 raditzu: After such leg stretching i'd have to change my nick to Farinelli.
 XLY: how to talk to your cat about kung-fu safety
Image 153724   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
435
 
 Teechur: @TurdFerguson My students will say, "We live in a democracy. We should be able to vote on whether we have homework or not." To which I reply, "It's a Republic. Go ahead and vote. Just remember that I'm the Electoral College."
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak I lost all faith in humanity years ago. I understand.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Pretty much and I couldn't resist being a cynical smart ass for the new year.
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak Really? Because the way I see it. It's way more fair this way.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Gerrymandering, lobbying/private interest, lack of term limits, and public apathy.
 Hiddentigerma: @TurdFerguson You should really look into why the system is the reason it is.
 Bast Relief: RIGGED!!!
 questionable: well gosh, I didn't vote. oh wait, it's illegal for me to. maybe include that in your knock-off literature, Bonnie
 TurdFerguson: We all vote, then the Electoral College does what it wants!
 Scoo: "Aristides" is an awesome name
Image 153723   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
568
 
 Peach: I am ready to do your bidding, oh glorious Hypo Faucet.
 sparename: Top Tip - Bathe in hippo-vom as a cheap alternative to asses' milk
 mwoody: This feels like a good way to get a bunch of marbles in your plumbing.
 whiplash: Blaarrgggh!
 smarkles: I forgot about those. I was happier then, and I bet it was completely because of my old hippo faucet. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Image 153722   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
784
 
 Prostata: this is how the end begins
 Teechur: Is it bad trigger discipline or not? Technically, s/he does not have fingers to keep off of the trigger.
 RimLickinGood: Recoil.
 scribbs: "No steppy, motherfucker."
 Amy Housewine: Do not Boop le Snoot.
 questionable: hecking better step off
 ThatGuy: Dare* fuck... Eh it works
 ThatGuy: Tread on me u lil bitch, i date you
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ah tole't yer'ns doan tridd awn meh!!
 Air Biscuit: @TwoChewbaccas his new years resolution is to put a stop to treading by any means necessary.
 TwoChewbaccas: I told you fuckers not to tread on me!
Image 153721   01-01-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
265
 
 Knice: @Scoo A 71-gallon box of 'em.
 Scoo: 2016 can too
Image 153720   01-01-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
346
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Do you dry hair like a gansta or like or professional.
 Tiny Butt: Had the worst mix-up at the hair salon.
 Mr. Shine: The Electric Six-gun is much better for the environment, but as always, much poorer at it's intended purpose.
 WotGives: Hair dryer? Or Malcolm Reynolds charging his laser pistol?
Image 153719   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
652
 
 electrode: Hope you get arrested, sued, and fired.
 Hiddentigerma: He would've gotten away with it too. If he didn't tell people his plan.
 a robot: Timely!
 LaeMi: Unfortunately, all his work colleagues follow his page.
Image 153718   01-01-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
283
 
 Teechur: THERE'S my contact lens!
 Niels Bohr: It's a schooner.
 FabricMan: Have you ever looked at a lawn? I mean, REALLY watched it grow?
 trelyate: is this one of those magic eye puzzles?
 Frank herbert: Get off my lawn. Damn kids
Image 153717   01-01-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
84
 
 Prostata: "you mean your mom"
 Lestrange: As fake as your great educational system
 Crim Tender: As real as boyfriend's, actually.
 Hiddentigerma: But what if you don't care about it regardless of how real or fake it is? What then Mr sign guy?
 scribbs: Physics, as real as your ignorance.
 bug: technically accurate.
Image 153716   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
418
 
 jazzjunkie: @Skinr Then there's an amazing (read: horrifying) YouTube video you ought to watch...
 KnifeySpooney: Global warming *is* real.
 scribbs: I never realized I was so attracted to fruit...
 Skinr: "grapefruit" is not a euphemism I've heard before
 Frank herbert: Oh god its a rapefruit
 Theta Zero: Freudian field day
Image 153715   12-31-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
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