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273600  blablabla: How is satyr formed

273610  Lunimeow: Rip beta, 8-track, vinyl, laser disk, zip drive, uh....

273622  Dr Awkward: Pahk the cah in Hahvid Yahd

273627  WTF: Racist if true.

273620  charlemagne: here come the hotstepper

273612  ignatz: (can't edit my typo but actually it's ok)

273612  ignatz: more like BurBaked amitite?

273614  ignatz: (also) Samsung like a canary

273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

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273555 toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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 filthylaw: Whiskers was the Royal Ballet's most celebrated director.
 Peach: Yes, human, that's the dog who barked me. Show him no mercy.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, Ellen DeGeneres, you so funny!
 raditzu: After such leg stretching i'd have to change my nick to Farinelli.
 XLY: how to talk to your cat about kung-fu safety
Image 153724   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
435
 
 Teechur: @TurdFerguson My students will say, "We live in a democracy. We should be able to vote on whether we have homework or not." To which I reply, "It's a Republic. Go ahead and vote. Just remember that I'm the Electoral College."
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak I lost all faith in humanity years ago. I understand.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Pretty much and I couldn't resist being a cynical smart ass for the new year.
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak Really? Because the way I see it. It's way more fair this way.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Gerrymandering, lobbying/private interest, lack of term limits, and public apathy.
 Hiddentigerma: @TurdFerguson You should really look into why the system is the reason it is.
 Bast Relief: RIGGED!!!
 questionable: well gosh, I didn't vote. oh wait, it's illegal for me to. maybe include that in your knock-off literature, Bonnie
 TurdFerguson: We all vote, then the Electoral College does what it wants!
 time is wastin: "Aristides" is an awesome name
Image 153723   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
568
 
 Peach: I am ready to do your bidding, oh glorious Hypo Faucet.
 sparename: Top Tip - Bathe in hippo-vom as a cheap alternative to asses' milk
 mwoody: This feels like a good way to get a bunch of marbles in your plumbing.
 whiplash: Blaarrgggh!
 smarkles: I forgot about those. I was happier then, and I bet it was completely because of my old hippo faucet. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Image 153722   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
784
 
 Prostata: this is how the end begins
 Teechur: Is it bad trigger discipline or not? Technically, s/he does not have fingers to keep off of the trigger.
 RimLickinGood: Recoil.
 scribbs: "No steppy, motherfucker."
 Amy Housewine: Do not Boop le Snoot.
 questionable: hecking better step off
 ThatGuy: Dare* fuck... Eh it works
 ThatGuy: Tread on me u lil bitch, i date you
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ah tole't yer'ns doan tridd awn meh!!
 Air Biscuit: @TwoChewbaccas his new years resolution is to put a stop to treading by any means necessary.
 TwoChewbaccas: I told you fuckers not to tread on me!
Image 153721   01-01-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
265
 
 Knice: @Scoo A 71-gallon box of 'em.
 brown tony: 2016 can too
Image 153720   01-01-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
346
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Do you dry hair like a gansta or like or professional.
 Tiny Butt: Had the worst mix-up at the hair salon.
 Mr. Shine: The Electric Six-gun is much better for the environment, but as always, much poorer at it's intended purpose.
 WotGives: Hair dryer? Or Malcolm Reynolds charging his laser pistol?
Image 153719   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
652
 
 electrode: Hope you get arrested, sued, and fired.
 Hiddentigerma: He would've gotten away with it too. If he didn't tell people his plan.
 a robot: Timely!
 LaeMi: Unfortunately, all his work colleagues follow his page.
Image 153718   01-01-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
283
 
 Teechur: THERE'S my contact lens!
 Niels Bohr: It's a schooner.
 FabricMan: Have you ever looked at a lawn? I mean, REALLY watched it grow?
 trelyate: is this one of those magic eye puzzles?
 Frank herbert: Get off my lawn. Damn kids
Image 153717   01-01-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
84
 
 Prostata: "you mean your mom"
 Lestrange: As fake as your great educational system
 Crim Tender: As real as boyfriend's, actually.
 Hiddentigerma: But what if you don't care about it regardless of how real or fake it is? What then Mr sign guy?
 scribbs: Physics, as real as your ignorance.
 bug: technically accurate.
Image 153716   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
418
 
 jazzjunkie: @Skinr Then there's an amazing (read: horrifying) YouTube video you ought to watch...
 KnifeySpooney: Global warming *is* real.
 scribbs: I never realized I was so attracted to fruit...
 Skinr: "grapefruit" is not a euphemism I've heard before
 Frank herbert: Oh god its a rapefruit
 Pront Remp: Freudian field day
Image 153715   12-31-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
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