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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
615
 
 ThatGuy: Also dont take pictures of me or my life's savings ever again...
 ThatGuy: Impressive
 jochenau: 1 yen coins feel like play money, they're weirdly light as much like plastic as it's possible for metal to be.
 Frank herbert: Someone with too much time on thir hands [styx]
 Teechur: @Mr.Butt This pic also represents my savings account after Christmas [saddestest of trombones]
 Mr. Butt: @Teechur [the saddest of trombones]
 Teechur: That's one way to balance your budget.
Image 153509   12-30-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
223
 
 Amy Housewine: You can tell that they know how to Rock.
 Frank herbert: @dobbiesdoogs @Teechur half price books is awesome
 Teechur: @dobbiesdoogs What are these bookstores of which you speak?
 dobbiesdoogs: you can tell this the 80's because there's still bookstores
Image 153508   12-30-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
215
 
 Jabberwikket: Also, from being small & cute & the focus of many pictures on the internet
 Jabberwikket: ......... doctors are keeping us from flying, REVOLT !
 Teechur: I never went to the vet either and I'm fine. So you can suck it, Stanthorpe.
 BILL DOOR: THEY TURNED INTO BIRDS.
 Greek Fire: They started flying?
Image 153507   12-30-16   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
461
 
 Frank herbert: @a robot @Derp Herpigan i hear hes still a user. Shhh. Dont tell
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan
 a robot: I got a happy mouth installed when I reached Purple
 Derp Herpigan: When @a robot was a blue user.
Image 153506   12-30-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
415
 
 Nope: @dobbiesdoogs And thats the story of Ansel Adams
 Knice: That sea is top-of-the-line.
 dobbiesdoogs: tried to take a photo of a weird dog, got this instead
Image 153505   12-30-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
369
 
 Headoftheclass: Microwave: "What.Are.You.Going.To.Do. Stab.Me?"
 EvilOtter: Stabbot stabs 185% more effectively than competing assault-related robots.
 whiplash: Rick created a second robot that can SPREAD butter.
 Air Biscuit: Minimum overdrive.
 Amy Housewine: fight me u lil glitch
 berlin: Early prototype of Futurama's Roberto.
 sparename: Their less successful cousin DALEKitchen-Knife, "EVISCERATE, EVISCERATE"
Image 153504   12-30-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
515
 
 Prostata: a doggo at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by kibble
 RiderFan: Dog breaks the sound barrier when its master opens a container of food.
 WaffleIron: Project Dogs was not as well received.
 Ulillillia: Spiderdog, Spiderdog, sleeping like a Spiderdog does
Image 153503   12-30-16   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
433
 
 annterland: There was a spider
 scribbs: And that's how I got banned from doing school science fairs.
 MasterTwig: I like to imagine that's Jeremy, James and Richard down there.
 jochenau: Artist's rendering of an attraction at the planned amusement park, Michael Bay World.
 Frank herbert: Seems safe enough
 Peter Pantsless: Cool, cool, not cool, in that order
 dobbiesdoogs: so, i guess we wait for the next bus?
 Donut: "Oh greeeeeat...grandpa just exploded."
Image 153502   12-30-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
531
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Air Biscuit No. I just like the idea of making people uncomfortable via my actions.
 Air Biscuit: @Hiddentigerma YOU NO-GOOD GNAT-HERDER! i bet you leave fruit out in the offce too.
 Hiddentigerma: That just makes me want to kill it even more.
 jochenau: They should've named the spider Gnatsy in Accounting.
 sparename: "If you wish to live and thrive, Let the spider run alive"
Image 153501   12-30-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
404
 
 Peach: Man, someone has to sit right in front of that dude's business. Both ends.
 chhumphrey: And parents wondered why the new kid's section at the library was always empty
Image 153500   12-30-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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