Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

243626  fanny: his face is at such a weird angle I thought he was a cardboard cut out.

243629  FabricMan: My favorite part of summer is having a plentiful supply of fresh water

243628  Robespierre: Medical Advice of North Korea

243613  john dough: "My cherry blossoms! They are wilting!"

243638  guccigucci: FLUFFIER, DAMMIT!!!

243638  PornoPedler: Wasn't this guy in Katamari Damacy?

243638  trees: The ultimate mullet.

243541  Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.

243628  Shay: Basically he's saying eat more McDonalds and make it a large order.

243545  Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.

243547  Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun

243625  EH: Okkay

243550  Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is

243552  Robespierre: Graduate, Feline Disobedience School

243554  Robespierre: Truly striking and soulful

243556  Robespierre: Resistance is futile

243557  Robespierre: Pining

243561  Robespierre: The look of linen is wrinkles.

243563  Robespierre: Allergy season; a sneeze frozen in time.

243547  FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Felicity
5. Ulillillia
6. tib gubb
7. Mr. Shine
8. VeeKay
9. Teechur
10. Christina

The top ten most commented-on images today:

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243534 Teechur: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243473 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your useless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Supermansbrother uploaded 243309 (1215 points)
Brain uploaded 243211 (1207 points)
johnnyc uploaded 243153 (1099 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 243144 (1086 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 243233 (1086 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243323 (1071 points)
Side Boob uploaded 243479 (1063 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 243231 (1033 points)
skatermario uploaded 243248 (1025 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243230 (1000 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 243256 (986 points)
sorghum uploaded 243336 (985 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 243521 (983 points)
gulpeg uploaded 243339 (972 points)
AceOfSpades uploaded 243367 (966 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 17909 points
 2. WannaBee: 8734 points
 3. Yurishiro: 6687 points
 4. Side Boob: 6267 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 4492 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3006 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 2958 points
 8. meh: 2527 points
 9. skatermario: 2506 points
10. pewdiepie: 2279 points
11. Mexico: 2237 points
12. ratwa: 2211 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2207 points
14. Dobly: 2078 points
15. fink: 2030 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 561
Registered users online in past hour: 1974

Average image score (last 24 hours): 397

Total number of comments: 1299455
Total number of images: 243607

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 115821
XP needed for green ranking: 41155
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 153275   12-29-16   Uploaded by    prius
 Noremak: Amaaaaziing Graaaaace....
 illBilliam: @annterland Thank you. Here have a +
 Sadbot: @a robot It's only ever funny when pets are there and worried about what's going on. Or your cat puts his arm under the door every time, and you grab it every time, and he freaks the fuck out every time.
 annterland: @illBilliam I like your user name
 Air Biscuit: If youre wondering if you can pull those tiny scraps of paper off the roll and use them, you cant. Its not enough.
 a robot: The internet is filled with toilet pictures and I've never understood why. YES, HUMAN, YOU EXCRETE WASTE AND SOMETIMES THERE ARE MISHAPS. IT IS NEVER WORTHY OF A PHOTOGRAPHIC RECORD.
 Frank herbert: Fingers and sinks butty
 Yttermayn : Well, shit.
 Sadbot: Anything is shit tickets if you're brave enough
 illBilliam: This just reminded me, I need to put in a new roll of toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom. Thanks here have a rad vote.
 AlexDeLarge: Hello Mr. Mumble, I want to play a game...
 sparename: I do hope you're wearing socks
Image 153274   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 Wet farts: @Nope the kitty is sad because the kitty was (probably still is) going to kill this man but the man is making kitty feel bad about it now.
 Nope: Why is that kitty so sad?!? MAKE IT STOP
Image 153273   12-29-16   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
 Joseph: You have to wonder who designs these hospital gowns. They are embarrassing everywhere in the world. Some evil genius with a fetish..
 UltraBeverly: They cut it out, but how did he get it in? (His butt)
 msmstud: @Frank herbert @hat thrab -- HOLY FUCK. He should suspend it in resin (e.g. Lucite) and use it for paper-weight. Or give his heart to his true love. Sure, it's a dud, but it's LITERAL, screw the "thought that counts" malarkey.
 Air Biscuit: I think this body mod goes too far, but hey, its your body whatever works for you.
 Frank herbert: Super metal
 Yttermayn : "Fast gskij Out"
 jazzjunkie: Google's best guess for this image: "guy holding his own heart" (spoilers. If I ever sound well-educated, don't be fooled. I just know how to use search engines)
 Shay: That's one hell of a kidney stone.
 sparename: " # Tumour, tumour, tumour, tumour, tumour chameleon # "
 Sadbot: I'm no humanologist, but I'm guessing that's his old heart
 Borkf: Lung tumour? If so, well done for coming out with a smile on your face!
Image 153272   12-29-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Hyphae: @Yam *juh-juh-juh-juh juh-juh-juh-juh juh-juh-juh-juh juh-juh-juh-juh* ...I knew I had that song in my head all day for a reason! *6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton- opponents beware, opponents beware/ Hes coming, he's coming, he's coming/ let me lay it on the line he had two on the line, I mean two sets of testicles, so Devine*
 tib gubb: what else is new
 Dan Tagonistic: I note they're flying a purple flag
 Yam: @Peter Pantsless He'll save the children, but not the brutish children
 SomeCanadian: Keep them away from our pedants. They're busy revolting. @Peter Pantsless
 ThatGuy: War Propaganda 101
 Peter Pantsless: The brutish are coming, the brutish are coming!
Image 153271   12-29-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Robespierre: "Blades Of Steel" - now with extra BITE
 Bast Relief: Tribal skates to go with my tribal tattoo.
 sparename: These help you 'Klingon' to the ice
 Peter Pantsless: They're really giving the enforcers a lot of freedom these days
 Scoo: Skate'leth
Image 153270   12-29-16   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 Knice: @a robot Can it be true?? *slowly lowers revolver* Can it be; is He real?? :'-D
 a robot: @Knice Soooo not to go into too many boring details of my shitty retail job, but this particular brand is currently re-packaging all its products. I looked it up and there is a scheduled revision of the snack department at my store, with new items scheduled to arrive in the beginning of July, INCLUDING the corn nuggets! It also looks like they will increase in price from $.99 to $1.99 because capitalism and everything, but I HOPE they will still be available at your local store as well. All hope is not lost!!!
 a robot: @Knice That is sad! Unfortunately, every store is different and things come and go all the time based on sales...but if you ask, they might be able to still order it for you! And fear not, you're already safe from the robo-pocalypse. All the friendliest Spacefriends are :D
 Knice: @a robot, HELP!! The place where I get my corn fix shares a parking lot with my home rink, which is quite convenient for me; BUT: I went in there a couple weeks ago and they were out. No problem, I'm good, I can wait... *starts fidgeting and scratching arms* I'll be fine. *eyes dart nervously side-to-side; scratches faster* I went in there yesterday. No. Corn. They had even re-labeled the peg and stocked it with some trail-mix shit. I now know true loss. I did not authorize this bullshit. Can you please use your robotic powers to influence their supply system and make right what has gone so terribly wrong? If not, then at least give a brother head-of-the-line privilege when you set about killing all humans?
 Lestrange: Damn he good looks
 Hiddentigerma: God I love cooked corn kernels.
 Air Biscuit: @Nope nope, just lazer printer eyes.
 a robot: @Knice I work for the horrible franchise that carries this brand of've just made my job a tiny bit less terrible! I can think of this image every time I see the logo :D
 Frank herbert: Awesome sir. Well corned
 jochenau: @Nope Never fear, @Knice is here! With his trusty MS Paint Vision(tm) he'll .bmp the BAD-sticker guys back to where they came from!
 Warrax: @Knice, you rat! How could you give your own corn the ol' spicy gaze!
 Hyphae: Damnit why did I rad, it was at a cool 666... Bad
 Hyphae: Damnit why did I rad, it was at a cool 666... Bad
 fanny: omg i'm trying to rock baby to sleep right now but keep waking her up with my silent chuckle over this! i love the facial expressions :)
 Borkf: @scribbs You have been granted the power to blow fuses in plugs.
 scribbs: @Borkf Heh. If I have one, it's doing something that should cause massive damage to machines at work, without actually causing massive damage.
 Borkf: @scribbs I guess this is @Knices crappy X-men power. My friend is able to bend glass, but only those plastic cups that look like glasses. Mine is accuratly guessing the prices of things.
 guest: i see that we're both corn of action
 Peter Pantsless: This corn is rad
 scribbs: I wish I had a superpower. Not the k-placement one, though :-P
 SomeCanadian: (Get Corny)
 Nope: Holy shit, Lazer eyes!
 DrinkMixMan: Knice's Knugs
Image 153269   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Knice
 mammal883: As a Past Faster, I approve this image.
 addend: Pastafarian Freemasons.
 Flarmie: Gourmand's Creed?
 jochenau: Are those supposed to be knives? I don't think they'd cut very well.
 ThatGuy: Needs more mascot
Image 153268   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
 SpaceCow: "Tee hee, stop it! That tickles!"
 addend: This kills the....
 jochenau: St. Sebastian, I think.
 Hyphae: Derp!
 sparename: He needs a drink of water so we can all laugh...
 illBilliam: Eh, okay guys. That one in the kidney actually hurt a little.
 ThatGuy: When they're trying to torture you, but that's your kink.
 Commenter: when you feel like you're winning an argument online
 Mr. Butt: when u peein but u gotta sneeze
Image 153267   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 153266 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rachel. Boo, rachel.
Page 1 ... 9031 9032 9033 9034 9035 9036 9037 ... 24360 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.