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267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

267936  dangerkeith3000: Haha PUN!

267937  dangerkeith3000: Dr Crusher, I presume?

267938  dangerkeith3000: *Brought to you by PETA

267946  Mr. Butt: The ideal woman.

267959  MrBoffo: Tom of Finland goes bestial

267941  dangerkeith3000: Keith Haring designed this spider.

267952  KnowLifer: It's a reversed technique. Computer would solve this in miliseconds so any wrong answer proves that you are a human

267943  dangerkeith3000: La Salle des Pas Perdus, Lucien Aigner

267944  dangerkeith3000: Little bunny Foofoo

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267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...



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Score:
661
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Teechur I know right. I hope 2k17 is even better than 2k16.
 tib gubb: the list of people i don't listen to on the internet grows ever longer
 Jeannie C: @funny in the wall We were optimistic about 2016 also, because we thought 2015 was the pits.
 Jennerator: Holy Mercator!
 tankadillo: Honestly I'm more annoyed at how he thinks planes can only fly over water.
 funny in the wall: I am glad that you are optimistic about 2017... @Teechur
 Lestrange: Yeah... Aircraft from 6 aircraft carriers were used to win a major victory for Japan.
 Teechur: But who did 2016? Thank the Creator there are only 2-ish days remaining....
 Lestrange: Forget the almo, rember porl horber
 annterland: Flat Earthers be like...
 RiderFan: Funny thing: People will actually believe this.
 a robot: The true villain here is the Mercator Projection.
 funny in the wall: wake up sheeple! bush did pearl harbor
 Knice: Roosevelt did 12/7.
 eevee: You don't need a conspiracy when you have a confederacy of dunces
 NotHuman: Alwez rember
Image 153193   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
747
 
 namaste: @Amy Housewine Hahaha
 Jennerator: For the first time I'm afraid of Halloween
 Amy Housewine: Should've been Perniepple.
Image 153192   12-29-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
261
 
 Jennerator: NOT COMPENSATING
 whiplash: Is there a hidden camera inside?
 grizzly: It's a big hat. It's funny.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Turd Ferguson did it better
 Mr. Whiskers: Everything's stupider in Texas
 Peter Pantsless: The 50-gallon version costs extra
Image 153191   12-29-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
456
 
 scribbs: Have one for me, doggo.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Borkf responsibly
 Knice: A dog Walker.
 Dresdenkeogh: That doggo loves the top shelf
 Mr. Butt: Smae
Image 153190   12-29-16   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
1726
 
 scribbs: Keeps a clipboard on the dash so she can pretend to be a background character in Star Trek.
Image 153189   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
475
 
 scribbs: If he's happy with "adequate," he's gonna love me in bed!
 WaffleIron: LEVEL UP!
 Robologna: Thank you, daddy! 3
 SoyUnPerdedor: Thank you Satan!
 RiderFan: Getting praise from an angel.
 DrinkMixMan: See that, God? That's called positive reinforcement. Take a note.
 a robot: I knew that, but it's always nice to be reminded
 Knice: Sweet. *updates performance appraisal*
Image 153188   12-29-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
599
 
 hajjpodge: Same but I often ruin relationships this way.
 LieutenantTofu: Open Dialogue taken very literally
 Butcherboy: Is that sign hiding his lack of pants?@Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: Psh, what a weirdo *posts every thought to AG*
 Butcherboy: No no I came here for an argument. Oh sorry, this is abuse
 Headoftheclass: I'd charge 5 cents.
 jochenau: I have close to the exact opposite of this ability.
Image 153187   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
281
 
 Borkf: @Jaunty Shrimp Didn't we all... Didn't we all.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I went to high school with Slater lol
Image 153186   12-29-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
300
 
 scribbs: Comparison doesn't hold: there were lots of beautiful vampires in Victorian stories; e.g. Carmilla.
 bardberries: @LieutenantTofu He's from the film "Warm Bodies."
 LieutenantTofu: I don't recognize hot gray zombie with the cheekbones
 funny in the wall: i love single datapoint comparisons
 Aemuli: Mostly they decided that sex sells better than scary. Much like Halloween costumes, I suppose. Not sure how I feel about that.
 raditzu: Gender happened.
 Ulillillia: 30 years
Image 153185   12-29-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
946
 
 XLY: Southside whats up
 Borkf: @Robologna -145 C is pretty cool. Cold even.
 Robologna: No jokes: this is really cool.
 AutoDisaster: Where's Amundsen when you need him?
 DrinkMixMan: Heh. Looks more like Uranus.
 Peter Pantsless: *fart noise*
 Dresdenkeogh: It has cataracts, otherwise it could look into your soul.
 unoplank: thassa big jawbreaker
 Butcherboy: Upskirt
Image 153184   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Musician
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