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210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird



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Score:
661
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Teechur I know right. I hope 2k17 is even better than 2k16.
 tib gubb: the list of people i don't listen to on the internet grows ever longer
 Jeannie C: @funny in the wall We were optimistic about 2016 also, because we thought 2015 was the pits.
 Jennerator: Holy Mercator!
 tankadillo: Honestly I'm more annoyed at how he thinks planes can only fly over water.
 funny in the wall: I am glad that you are optimistic about 2017... @Teechur
 Lestrange: Yeah... Aircraft from 6 aircraft carriers were used to win a major victory for Japan.
 Teechur: But who did 2016? Thank the Creator there are only 2-ish days remaining....
 Lestrange: Forget the almo, rember porl horber
 annterland: Flat Earthers be like...
 RiderFan: Funny thing: People will actually believe this.
 a robot: The true villain here is the Mercator Projection.
 funny in the wall: wake up sheeple! bush did pearl harbor
 Knice: Roosevelt did 12/7.
 ignatz: You don't need a conspiracy when you have a confederacy of dunces
 ignatz: Alwez rember
Image 153193   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
747
 
 namaste: @Amy Housewine Hahaha
 Jennerator: For the first time I'm afraid of Halloween
 Amy Housewine: Should've been Perniepple.
Image 153192   12-29-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
261
 
 Jennerator: NOT COMPENSATING
 whiplash: Is there a hidden camera inside?
 grizzly: It's a big hat. It's funny.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Turd Ferguson did it better
 Mr. Whiskers: Everything's stupider in Texas
 Peter Pantsless: The 50-gallon version costs extra
Image 153191   12-29-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
456
 
 scribbs: Have one for me, doggo.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Borkf responsibly
 Knice: A dog Walker.
 Dresdenkeogh: That doggo loves the top shelf
 Mr. Butt: Smae
Image 153190   12-29-16   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
1295
 
 scribbs: Keeps a clipboard on the dash so she can pretend to be a background character in Star Trek.
Image 153189   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
475
 
 scribbs: If he's happy with "adequate," he's gonna love me in bed!
 WaffleIron: LEVEL UP!
 Robologna: Thank you, daddy! 3
 SoyUnPerdedor: Thank you Satan!
 RiderFan: Getting praise from an angel.
 DrinkMixMan: See that, God? That's called positive reinforcement. Take a note.
 a robot: I knew that, but it's always nice to be reminded
 Knice: Sweet. *updates performance appraisal*
Image 153188   12-29-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
599
 
 hajjpodge: Same but I often ruin relationships this way.
 LieutenantTofu: Open Dialogue taken very literally
 Butcherboy: Is that sign hiding his lack of pants?@Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: Psh, what a weirdo *posts every thought to AG*
 Butcherboy: No no I came here for an argument. Oh sorry, this is abuse
 Headoftheclass: I'd charge 5 cents.
 jochenau: I have close to the exact opposite of this ability.
Image 153187   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
281
 
 Borkf: @Jaunty Shrimp Didn't we all... Didn't we all.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I went to high school with Slater lol
Image 153186   12-29-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
300
 
 scribbs: Comparison doesn't hold: there were lots of beautiful vampires in Victorian stories; e.g. Carmilla.
 bardberries: @LieutenantTofu He's from the film "Warm Bodies."
 LieutenantTofu: I don't recognize hot gray zombie with the cheekbones
 funny in the wall: i love single datapoint comparisons
 Aemuli: Mostly they decided that sex sells better than scary. Much like Halloween costumes, I suppose. Not sure how I feel about that.
 raditzu: Gender happened.
 Ulillillia: 30 years
Image 153185   12-29-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
946
 
 XLY: Southside whats up
 Borkf: @Robologna -145 C is pretty cool. Cold even.
 Robologna: No jokes: this is really cool.
 AutoDisaster: Where's Amundsen when you need him?
 DrinkMixMan: Heh. Looks more like Uranus.
 Peter Pantsless: *fart noise*
 Dresdenkeogh: It has cataracts, otherwise it could look into your soul.
 unoplank: thassa big jawbreaker
 Butcherboy: Upskirt
Image 153184   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Musician
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