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257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

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257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

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257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea



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 birdythemighty: Hungry like the wolf
 whiplash: The minimalist version of the Three Wolf Moon shirt.
 Mr. Shine: Gonna gitcha!!
 sparename: Only 3 fox were given that day
Image 153183   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
430
 
 WaffleIron: Unless it's a shitty dodge from the 90's.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia *wourds
 DrinkMixMan: X-TREME S-PRESSO
 Peter Pantsless: There is when I make it. Woo, morning raves!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny You sound expecially fustrated.
 Niels Bohr: @Ulillillia tell that to Leicester City.
 Ulillillia: @sparename If there's one thing the UK can all agree on, it's adding extra letters to words
 fanny: and it's fRustrated not fUStrated!!
 Scoo: There is in the French spelling of it
 sparename: But there are two 'i's in aluminium
Image 153182   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
466
 
 KingTrebek: has or looks?
 Zampano: I don't want come on my meatloaf
 illBilliam: Aww yeah Cool Whip on waffles and fries *takes a bite and starts crying*
 Mr. Shine: That's because Miracle Whip is mostly semen.
 DrinkMixMan: Instructions unclear, just did something really awkward with Meatloaf
 tritium: Fun fact: they invented proofreading in 1968.
 jochenau: @Ulillillia I can't figure out if those are some kind of burned chips or maybe fancy-cut beets?
 Ulillillia: I would do anything to chips, but I won't do that
 fanny: ooooooooooh i'm supposed to COOK with it
 Knice: Put it on your waffles.
 sparename: So has Eileen
Image 153181   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
368
 
 Jeannie C: Male Lacewing?
 Jeannie C: Male Lacewing?
 Knice: "He went THATAWAY!!"
Image 153180   12-29-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
606
 
 sparename: " # Burn, Holly-wood, Buuurrrrn # "
 illBilliam: My cat hates this trick
 Peter Pantsless: It's lids all the way down
 Mad Collager: Get back, before I flip my lids!
 Knice: Tinhorn
Image 153179   12-29-16   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
571
 
 LaeMi: @Mad Collager - he will! Trust me!
 Yam: @fumbduck That's actually a great idea. I think I'm going to do that.
 fumbduck: My grandpa had his tools organized like this. He also had the silhouette of each tool painted behind it so he'd put it back in the right place.
 Mad Collager: What if he uses more than one hammer for a project? Will he remember which hooks they go on?
 Yam: I should go clean my shop... but it's cold out there.
 tritium: Yeah, it's nice, but I've seen it before: you're going to have to adjust a chair leg and the next thing you know, they're all on the floor.
 tritium: (OCD intensifies)
 sparename: The pliers are all that way up so the luck doesn't fall out
 Knice: A neat, well-organized set of tools is truly a thing of beauty. :'-)
Image 153178   12-29-16   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
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 werterland: Wow, people were a lot bigger back then.
 Whatever: @sparename Actually, its a monument to Prince Henry the Navigator in Lisbon, Portugal...
 Beeble: This is what Trump actually believes.
 sparename: Truly a magnificent whatever-it-is, faithfully recreating exactly something-or-other. Username/upload...
Image 153177   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
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 tritium: To you, it might be a dog sweater, but to him, it's a cape.
Image 153176   12-29-16   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
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 Mister S: "Why am I in this movie? My existence is pain."
 Winterneuro: @a robot no Christopher Guest movies being shot so she was bored?
 a robot: Oh Parker Posey, WHY?
 WTF: "Coming Summer 2017, 'Inside Out 2: Outside In'"
 sparename: Looks like Bruce Dern hasn't any savings
Image 153175   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 WaffleIron: @hearsegirl : it's flu season
 hearsegirl: why's the nose all polished like that?
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: get in my van, little boy. i have candy.
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: get in my van, little boy. i have candy.
Image 153174   12-29-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
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