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262838  Felicity: lxc luau

262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
352
 
 LieutenantTofu: Bellyflop in 2
 Frank herbert: I have the shirt and a peice of artwork of that scene.
 Mr. Shine: @mwoody "not again!"
 Mad Collager: Orka looks very porpoiseful.
 SunWukong: Later, shitwhales.
 Mr. Butt: #148305
 mwoody: And wow! Hey! Whats this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and blue and wet, it needs a big wet sounding name like... sh... sha... shan... ocean! Thats it! Thats a good name ocean! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
 Scoo: Hoverwilly
Image 153088   12-28-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
275
 
 Fancy Clown: Jared?
 Hiddentigerma: @Wolfechu Reminds me of how protest season is so much fun with Photoshop.
 LieutenantTofu: I was wondering that, too.do you swipe right to move the person left or swipe left to go right or ..wtf
 Wolfechu: "Why am I holding a blank grey square for this stock photo?" "Oh, no reason"
 WTF: "...and I couldn't be happier!"
 Peter Pantsless: *swipes right* I actually had to look that up to find out which swipe is which. *types sadly on a computer at 10 PM on a Wednesday*
Image 153087   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
252
 
 Peach: @Peach Oops: gunshowcomic.com/…
 Peach: @Mr. Butt Or, quite possibly, Satan's: http://gunshowcomic.com/463
 Warrax: Fun fact: McRibs are actually made of murder victims. Not many people know that.
 Mr. Butt: @Peach You're doing the Lord's work.
 Peach: gunshowcomic.com/…
 Kitts2307: Aw man, I would kill to get a Mc-rib! But it looks like someone already has...
 Scoo: "and this time, he's out for revenge!"
 Kitts2307: Aw man, I would kill to get a Mc-rib! But it looks like someone already has...
 carpwoman: What am I missing?
 Headoftheclass: ...with a few days...to kill.
Image 153086   12-28-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
386
 
 Peter Pantsless: Goonies 2 just needs to give it up
Image 153085   12-28-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
403
 
 Ulillillia: I don't get British humor
 Warrax: Tiny head man is the only british person we have here in the southwestern U.S.
 WTF: A lady in that outfit just standing there in the middle of the desert? She's either a homicidal maniac or her crew is in hiding ready to jack your car when you stop.
 Scoo: Well, it'll provide you shade. You're gonna sunburn like a sumbitch in that get-up.
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, there are way more fun ways to elevate-her
 Knice: Without upper floors and the machinery to make it go, it's just a stay there. :-(
Image 153084   12-28-16   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
210
 
 PenguinBartender: cruelty.jpg
 whiplash: "I taste like lime when I lick myself!"
 jochenau: Booo, poor kitters.
 Warrax: Benadryl's a helluva drug.
 Mr. Shine: Did you just assume my species?!!!
 hearsegirl: only thing missing is a strap on he-man action figure for the show win. just saying.
 a robot: Pro-tip: If you want to do this to your cat, DON'T.
 Lestrange: Cruel
 Peter Pantsless: That is a very well-behaved cat
 Knice: You deserve every slipper-turd.
Image 153083   12-28-16   Uploaded by    grace
Image 153082 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by NO JOKES. We'll pray for you, NO JOKES.
Score:
605
 
 lebron: Magestic af?
Image 153081   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
350
 
 tacticaljay: #149595.
 square44: ...and they stole my doormat
 Scoo: I pick my marks based solely on the witticisms on their doormats
Image 153080   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
437
 
 Borkf: Do doo doooo / animals with knives / duh dum dum
 BILL DOOR: DEFEAT THIS DOG TO RETRIEVE THE COVENANT OF ARTORIAS AND BATTLE THE FOUR KINGS IN THE ABYSS. WE MUST LINK THE FLAME, AND PROLONG THE AGE OF FIRE.
 Frank herbert: Go fight the crab
 XLY: The neighbors really did have better stuff!
 hajjpodge: You wanna fight???
 Knice: On no, he has a knifke!
 Peter Pantsless: Caught you red-pawed, Sparky
 Peach: @sparename Jack Russel the Ripper
 sparename: "It was Jack Russell, in the dining room, with a knife"
Image 153079   12-28-16   Uploaded by    ani625
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