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234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

233362  Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.

234027  Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!

234030  Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme

234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

234038  Ihminen: kinda grossed out but intriqued at the same time

233991  Robespierre: Borzois were a Thing in my Mum's family

233992  Robespierre: No apology necessary

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233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

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233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

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Score:
352
 
 LieutenantTofu: Bellyflop in 2
 Frank herbert: I have the shirt and a peice of artwork of that scene.
 Mr. Shine: @mwoody "not again!"
 Mad Collager: Orka looks very porpoiseful.
 SunWukong: Later, shitwhales.
 Mr. Butt: #148305
 mwoody: And wow! Hey! Whats this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and blue and wet, it needs a big wet sounding name like... sh... sha... shan... ocean! Thats it! Thats a good name ocean! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
 Scoo: Hoverwilly
Image 153088   12-28-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
275
 
 Fancy Clown: Jared?
 Hiddentigerma: @Wolfechu Reminds me of how protest season is so much fun with Photoshop.
 LieutenantTofu: I was wondering that, too.do you swipe right to move the person left or swipe left to go right or ..wtf
 Wolfechu: "Why am I holding a blank grey square for this stock photo?" "Oh, no reason"
 WTF: "...and I couldn't be happier!"
 Peter Pantsless: *swipes right* I actually had to look that up to find out which swipe is which. *types sadly on a computer at 10 PM on a Wednesday*
Image 153087   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
252
 
 Peach: @Peach Oops: gunshowcomic.com/…
 Peach: @Mr. Butt Or, quite possibly, Satan's: http://gunshowcomic.com/463
 Warrax: Fun fact: McRibs are actually made of murder victims. Not many people know that.
 Mr. Butt: @Peach You're doing the Lord's work.
 Peach: gunshowcomic.com/…
 Kitts2307: Aw man, I would kill to get a Mc-rib! But it looks like someone already has...
 Scoo: "and this time, he's out for revenge!"
 Kitts2307: Aw man, I would kill to get a Mc-rib! But it looks like someone already has...
 carpwoman: What am I missing?
 Headoftheclass: ...with a few days...to kill.
Image 153086   12-28-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
386
 
 Peter Pantsless: Goonies 2 just needs to give it up
Image 153085   12-28-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
403
 
 Ulillillia: I don't get British humor
 Warrax: Tiny head man is the only british person we have here in the southwestern U.S.
 WTF: A lady in that outfit just standing there in the middle of the desert? She's either a homicidal maniac or her crew is in hiding ready to jack your car when you stop.
 Scoo: Well, it'll provide you shade. You're gonna sunburn like a sumbitch in that get-up.
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, there are way more fun ways to elevate-her
 Knice: Without upper floors and the machinery to make it go, it's just a stay there. :-(
Image 153084   12-28-16   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
210
 
 PenguinBartender: cruelty.jpg
 whiplash: "I taste like lime when I lick myself!"
 jochenau: Booo, poor kitters.
 Warrax: Benadryl's a helluva drug.
 Mr. Shine: Did you just assume my species?!!!
 hearsegirl: only thing missing is a strap on he-man action figure for the show win. just saying.
 a robot: Pro-tip: If you want to do this to your cat, DON'T.
 Lestrange: Cruel
 Peter Pantsless: That is a very well-behaved cat
 Knice: You deserve every slipper-turd.
Image 153083   12-28-16   Uploaded by    grace
Image 153082 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by NO JOKES. Your image was bad, NO JOKES.
Score:
605
 
 TurkeyVulture: Magestic af?
Image 153081   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
350
 
 addend: #149595.
 square44: ...and they stole my doormat
 Scoo: I pick my marks based solely on the witticisms on their doormats
Image 153080   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
437
 
 Borkf: Do doo doooo / animals with knives / duh dum dum
 BILL DOOR: DEFEAT THIS DOG TO RETRIEVE THE COVENANT OF ARTORIAS AND BATTLE THE FOUR KINGS IN THE ABYSS. WE MUST LINK THE FLAME, AND PROLONG THE AGE OF FIRE.
 Frank herbert: Go fight the crab
 XLY: The neighbors really did have better stuff!
 hajjpodge: You wanna fight???
 Knice: On no, he has a knifke!
 Peter Pantsless: Caught you red-pawed, Sparky
 Peach: @sparename Jack Russel the Ripper
 sparename: "It was Jack Russell, in the dining room, with a knife"
Image 153079   12-28-16   Uploaded by    ani625
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