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227443  crazyfingers: @Kaviri What is that supposed to mean

227503  Sadbot: Pot cures Mustang ownership

227461  Jabberwikket: Pineapple, Jalapeno, Mushroom & Black Olive, with the right sauce is excellent

227489  drtofu: You killed my father. Prepare to die!

227491  ThatGuy: IMPROBABLE!

227500  ThatGuy: Illegitimate!

227501  tib gubb: very nice ;)

227501  ThatGuy: Nnnnnnice! #DeepSpace69

227472  addend: Next time on "Maury"!

227489  Jabberwikket: Luigi's warp tunnel took him to GTA

227490  Jabberwikket: "Cake or DEATH!" "I'll have the chicken"

227478  addend: "Yuri, Vlad..., where's Boris?"

227492  Amy Housewine: Eat-a him, like-a da Mario

227479  addend: Until you notice the drool. :(

227481  addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"

227501  glenalec: This is fine.

227482  addend: Who broke into my basement?!

227507  glenalec: I bet it smells great in there!

227509  glenalec: This one didn't dig so deep, it appears.

227500  glenalec: Speak up! I didn't hear you!

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227340 drtofu: Im. okay with this!

227367 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!

227380 tib gubb: wouldn't be the least surprised if this were an actual thing

227370 becca: @funny in the wall what do you study? That sounds awesome...

227338 Kess: I would so play this if the main character wore assless chaps the whole time.

227357 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227396 tib gubb: and then it will be delicious

227291 RiderFan: @wolfpk And rain.

227343 Dresdenkeogh: Hold on. I want to cuddle. But I gotta go fast.



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Score:
432
 
 White Rice: @Beef Supreme remember, go for a nut-shot first. It might not be super effective, but it'll be a hell of a story either way (either at a mortal bar or at Valhalla)
 grizzly: @a robot and I love you for it.
 winwolf: If a grizzly bear attacks you, play dead. It will be good practice for a few moments later when you are.
 Beef Supreme: If a bear attacks me, I'm screaming "Valhalla!", then engaging in glorious battle with the beast. If it kills me, at least I die on my own terms.
 a robot: @grizzly Your humps, your humps, your lovely ursine lumps (oh god I hate myself for this comment)
 buttbear: Aaron Rodgers knows a few things about how to fight the bears.
 Yam: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, take the fresh shit out of your pants and rub it on yourself. If that bastards going to eat you, he can eat shit, too
 Mr. Butt: If you see a bear, shoot its mother, then get turned into a bear yourself, and go on a magical journey where you learn about love and friendship and Rick Moranis.
 Hosebag: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, use your moose.
 grizzly: Yeah we do.
Image 153053   12-28-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Image 153052 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigASShobo. Your image was bad, bigASShobo.
Score:
289
 
 petepuma: See you at home, Mom
 tib gubb: nerds in their natural environment
 scribbs: "Got the date wrong. Let me try again on the other one."
 Knice: A mammograph.
 Yam: You do you, dorky folks.
 Frank herbert: I need to massage the medium first
 Nope: Ugh, its like writing on wet tissue paper
Image 153051   12-28-16   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
504
 
 Borkf: @trelyate "Time to leave"
 trelyate: at least it isn't a burning lower case t
 bardberries: @bardberries Gas* god dammit.
 bardberries: I miss Corner Gass :( And to make it worse, Janet Wright died only last month... fucking 2016.
 Shay: Alright guys, ixnay on the U, C, and K.
Image 153050   12-28-16   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
395
 
 Darkasnoon: Yet to be cheesed pizza, and two ice cubes, I like it, it's subtle
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not an art critic, and this may in fact be photoshop, but those are some great brush strokes right there
Image 153049   12-28-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
595
 
 Thurb Grunombies: Not exactly actionable advice
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano That's what you think.
 trelyate: now we just need to transform Butthorn into a dog
 Teechur: @Zampano @Peter Pantsless I remember getting a kids' magazine called National Geographic World. In one issue, there was a horse that wore corrective lenses. I remember wondering how they knew he needed glasses, and how they were able to determine a prescription for them.
 Zampano: @peter-pantsless lol, I totally missed the corrective lenses. That's an interesting point by the way. Makes ya think
 ASTER: That dog is traced from a meme I think.
 Peter Pantsless: Considering how many people need glasses, I wonder how many of our furry friends could benefit from corrective lenses. And wow, we managed to do okay for thousands of years even though most of us couldn't see for shit
 Zampano: Wait a minute... Dogs can't read. Or talk. Or think rationally.
Image 153048   12-28-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
320
 
 msmstud: This is an acceptable exchange of goods and services. Thank goodness we dropped the pretense.
 addend: Good. I work for you, so that you'll love me.
 Lestrange: Uhhh... Time to ring Tracey in HR again...
Image 153047   12-28-16   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
386
 
 Borkf: @underwear I imagine you're an expert.
 underwear: When he looks down, his voice goes up an octave
 Headoftheclass: Grampa's into some kinky shit
 Mr. Butt: Bepis.
 Lestrange: Love that novel approach to holding his pants up. That's original that is.
 sparename: Congratulations on losing all that weight
Image 153046   12-28-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
469
 
 ASTER: Oh I love them both, they're married.
 Noremak: Assholes, right?
Image 153045   12-28-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
318
 
 BILL DOOR: NOW WHO WILL GUARD THE GALAXY?
 Frank herbert: Im kinda mad they printed a picture. Too much thought
 Nope: By the end of it there was all of that and more. I think it was Toronto.
 Beef Supreme: All that's missing is a roadside cross.
Image 153044   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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