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216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

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216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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Score:
432
 
 White Rice: @Beef Supreme remember, go for a nut-shot first. It might not be super effective, but it'll be a hell of a story either way (either at a mortal bar or at Valhalla)
 grizzly: @a robot and I love you for it.
 winwolf: If a grizzly bear attacks you, play dead. It will be good practice for a few moments later when you are.
 Beef Supreme: If a bear attacks me, I'm screaming "Valhalla!", then engaging in glorious battle with the beast. If it kills me, at least I die on my own terms.
 a robot: @grizzly Your humps, your humps, your lovely ursine lumps (oh god I hate myself for this comment)
 buttbear: Aaron Rodgers knows a few things about how to fight the bears.
 Yam: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, take the fresh shit out of your pants and rub it on yourself. If that bastards going to eat you, he can eat shit, too
 Mr. Butt: If you see a bear, shoot its mother, then get turned into a bear yourself, and go on a magical journey where you learn about love and friendship and Rick Moranis.
 Hosebag: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, use your moose.
 grizzly: Yeah we do.
Image 153053   12-28-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Image 153052 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigASShobo. Boo, bigASShobo.
Score:
289
 
 petepuma: See you at home, Mom
 tib gubb: nerds in their natural environment
 scribbs: "Got the date wrong. Let me try again on the other one."
 Knice: A mammograph.
 Yam: You do you, dorky folks.
 Frank herbert: I need to massage the medium first
 Nope: Ugh, its like writing on wet tissue paper
Image 153051   12-28-16   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
504
 
 Borkf: @trelyate "Time to leave"
 trelyate: at least it isn't a burning lower case t
 bardberries: @bardberries Gas* god dammit.
 bardberries: I miss Corner Gass :( And to make it worse, Janet Wright died only last month... fucking 2016.
 Shay: Alright guys, ixnay on the U, C, and K.
Image 153050   12-28-16   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
395
 
 Darkasnoon: Yet to be cheesed pizza, and two ice cubes, I like it, it's subtle
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not an art critic, and this may in fact be photoshop, but those are some great brush strokes right there
Image 153049   12-28-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
595
 
 Thurb Grunombies: Not exactly actionable advice
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano That's what you think.
 trelyate: now we just need to transform Butthorn into a dog
 Teechur: @Zampano @Peter Pantsless I remember getting a kids' magazine called National Geographic World. In one issue, there was a horse that wore corrective lenses. I remember wondering how they knew he needed glasses, and how they were able to determine a prescription for them.
 Zampano: @peter-pantsless lol, I totally missed the corrective lenses. That's an interesting point by the way. Makes ya think
 ASTER: That dog is traced from a meme I think.
 Peter Pantsless: Considering how many people need glasses, I wonder how many of our furry friends could benefit from corrective lenses. And wow, we managed to do okay for thousands of years even though most of us couldn't see for shit
 Zampano: Wait a minute... Dogs can't read. Or talk. Or think rationally.
Image 153048   12-28-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
320
 
 msmstud: This is an acceptable exchange of goods and services. Thank goodness we dropped the pretense.
 addend: Good. I work for you, so that you'll love me.
 Lestrange: Uhhh... Time to ring Tracey in HR again...
Image 153047   12-28-16   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
386
 
 Borkf: @underwear I imagine you're an expert.
 underwear: When he looks down, his voice goes up an octave
 Headoftheclass: Grampa's into some kinky shit
 Mr. Butt: Bepis.
 Lestrange: Love that novel approach to holding his pants up. That's original that is.
 sparename: Congratulations on losing all that weight
Image 153046   12-28-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
469
 
 ASTER: Oh I love them both, they're married.
 Noremak: Assholes, right?
Image 153045   12-28-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
318
 
 BILL DOOR: NOW WHO WILL GUARD THE GALAXY?
 Frank herbert: Im kinda mad they printed a picture. Too much thought
 Nope: By the end of it there was all of that and more. I think it was Toronto.
 Beef Supreme: All that's missing is a roadside cross.
Image 153044   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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