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237951  Yurishiro: Dat muffin top

237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

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8. VeeKay
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237925 Side Boob: Yup, you're boned.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
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14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 White Rice: @Beef Supreme remember, go for a nut-shot first. It might not be super effective, but it'll be a hell of a story either way (either at a mortal bar or at Valhalla)
 grizzly: @a robot and I love you for it.
 winwolf: If a grizzly bear attacks you, play dead. It will be good practice for a few moments later when you are.
 Beef Supreme: If a bear attacks me, I'm screaming "Valhalla!", then engaging in glorious battle with the beast. If it kills me, at least I die on my own terms.
 a robot: @grizzly Your humps, your humps, your lovely ursine lumps (oh god I hate myself for this comment)
 buttbear: Aaron Rodgers knows a few things about how to fight the bears.
 Yam: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, take the fresh shit out of your pants and rub it on yourself. If that bastards going to eat you, he can eat shit, too
 Mr. Butt: If you see a bear, shoot its mother, then get turned into a bear yourself, and go on a magical journey where you learn about love and friendship and Rick Moranis.
 Hosebag: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, use your moose.
 grizzly: Yeah we do.
Image 153053   12-28-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
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It was uploaded by bigASShobo. Your image was bad, bigASShobo.
 petepuma: See you at home, Mom
 tib gubb: nerds in their natural environment
 scribbs: "Got the date wrong. Let me try again on the other one."
 Knice: A mammograph.
 Yam: You do you, dorky folks.
 Frank herbert: I need to massage the medium first
 Nope: Ugh, its like writing on wet tissue paper
Image 153051   12-28-16   Uploaded by    augustus
 Borkf: @trelyate "Time to leave"
 trelyate: at least it isn't a burning lower case t
 bardberries: @bardberries Gas* god dammit.
 bardberries: I miss Corner Gass :( And to make it worse, Janet Wright died only last month... fucking 2016.
 Shay: Alright guys, ixnay on the U, C, and K.
Image 153050   12-28-16   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
 Darkasnoon: Yet to be cheesed pizza, and two ice cubes, I like it, it's subtle
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not an art critic, and this may in fact be photoshop, but those are some great brush strokes right there
Image 153049   12-28-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
 Thurb Grunombies: Not exactly actionable advice
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano That's what you think.
 trelyate: now we just need to transform Butthorn into a dog
 Teechur: @Zampano @Peter Pantsless I remember getting a kids' magazine called National Geographic World. In one issue, there was a horse that wore corrective lenses. I remember wondering how they knew he needed glasses, and how they were able to determine a prescription for them.
 Zampano: @peter-pantsless lol, I totally missed the corrective lenses. That's an interesting point by the way. Makes ya think
 ASTER: That dog is traced from a meme I think.
 Peter Pantsless: Considering how many people need glasses, I wonder how many of our furry friends could benefit from corrective lenses. And wow, we managed to do okay for thousands of years even though most of us couldn't see for shit
 Zampano: Wait a minute... Dogs can't read. Or talk. Or think rationally.
Image 153048   12-28-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
 msmstud: This is an acceptable exchange of goods and services. Thank goodness we dropped the pretense.
 addend: Good. I work for you, so that you'll love me.
 Lestrange: Uhhh... Time to ring Tracey in HR again...
Image 153047   12-28-16   Uploaded by    canada
 Borkf: @underwear I imagine you're an expert.
 underwear: When he looks down, his voice goes up an octave
 Headoftheclass: Grampa's into some kinky shit
 Mr. Butt: Bepis.
 Lestrange: Love that novel approach to holding his pants up. That's original that is.
 sparename: Congratulations on losing all that weight
Image 153046   12-28-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 ASTER: Oh I love them both, they're married.
 Noremak: Assholes, right?
Image 153045   12-28-16   Uploaded by    runny999
 Frank herbert: Im kinda mad they printed a picture. Too much thought
 Nope: By the end of it there was all of that and more. I think it was Toronto.
 Beef Supreme: All that's missing is a roadside cross.
Image 153044   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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