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258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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Score:
432
 
 White Rice: @Beef Supreme remember, go for a nut-shot first. It might not be super effective, but it'll be a hell of a story either way (either at a mortal bar or at Valhalla)
 grizzly: @a robot and I love you for it.
 winwolf: If a grizzly bear attacks you, play dead. It will be good practice for a few moments later when you are.
 Beef Supreme: If a bear attacks me, I'm screaming "Valhalla!", then engaging in glorious battle with the beast. If it kills me, at least I die on my own terms.
 a robot: @grizzly Your humps, your humps, your lovely ursine lumps (oh god I hate myself for this comment)
 buttbear: Aaron Rodgers knows a few things about how to fight the bears.
 Yam: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, take the fresh shit out of your pants and rub it on yourself. If that bastards going to eat you, he can eat shit, too
 Mr. Butt: If you see a bear, shoot its mother, then get turned into a bear yourself, and go on a magical journey where you learn about love and friendship and Rick Moranis.
 Hosebag: If a grizzly bear starts to eat you, use your moose.
 grizzly: Yeah we do.
Image 153053   12-28-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Image 153052 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigASShobo. We'll pray for you, bigASShobo.
Score:
289
 
 petepuma: See you at home, Mom
 tib gubb: nerds in their natural environment
 scribbs: "Got the date wrong. Let me try again on the other one."
 Knice: A mammograph.
 Yam: You do you, dorky folks.
 Frank herbert: I need to massage the medium first
 Nope: Ugh, its like writing on wet tissue paper
Image 153051   12-28-16   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
504
 
 Borkf: @trelyate "Time to leave"
 trelyate: at least it isn't a burning lower case t
 bardberries: @bardberries Gas* god dammit.
 bardberries: I miss Corner Gass :( And to make it worse, Janet Wright died only last month... fucking 2016.
 Shay: Alright guys, ixnay on the U, C, and K.
Image 153050   12-28-16   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
395
 
 Darkasnoon: Yet to be cheesed pizza, and two ice cubes, I like it, it's subtle
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not an art critic, and this may in fact be photoshop, but those are some great brush strokes right there
Image 153049   12-28-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
595
 
 Thurb Grunombies: Not exactly actionable advice
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano That's what you think.
 trelyate: now we just need to transform Butthorn into a dog
 Teechur: @Zampano @Peter Pantsless I remember getting a kids' magazine called National Geographic World. In one issue, there was a horse that wore corrective lenses. I remember wondering how they knew he needed glasses, and how they were able to determine a prescription for them.
 Zampano: @peter-pantsless lol, I totally missed the corrective lenses. That's an interesting point by the way. Makes ya think
 ASTER: That dog is traced from a meme I think.
 Peter Pantsless: Considering how many people need glasses, I wonder how many of our furry friends could benefit from corrective lenses. And wow, we managed to do okay for thousands of years even though most of us couldn't see for shit
 Zampano: Wait a minute... Dogs can't read. Or talk. Or think rationally.
Image 153048   12-28-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
320
 
 msmstud: This is an acceptable exchange of goods and services. Thank goodness we dropped the pretense.
 addend: Good. I work for you, so that you'll love me.
 Lestrange: Uhhh... Time to ring Tracey in HR again...
Image 153047   12-28-16   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
386
 
 Borkf: @underwear I imagine you're an expert.
 underwear: When he looks down, his voice goes up an octave
 Headoftheclass: Grampa's into some kinky shit
 Mr. Butt: Bepis.
 Lestrange: Love that novel approach to holding his pants up. That's original that is.
 sparename: Congratulations on losing all that weight
Image 153046   12-28-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
469
 
 ASTER: Oh I love them both, they're married.
 Noremak: Assholes, right?
Image 153045   12-28-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
318
 
 BILL DOOR: NOW WHO WILL GUARD THE GALAXY?
 Frank herbert: Im kinda mad they printed a picture. Too much thought
 Nope: By the end of it there was all of that and more. I think it was Toronto.
 Beef Supreme: All that's missing is a roadside cross.
Image 153044   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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