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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

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Score:
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 Ulillillia: Butthead
 SunWukong: I'm so faghatful.
 Nope: @SomeCanadian Becky, you know Grandma died of lung cancer, this is a horrible thing to wear to her funeral!
 sparename: Where's Beavis?
 SomeCanadian: Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is SO big.
Image 152987   12-28-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
457
 
 scribbs: "Say you think we're cool or we drop you!"
 whiplash: The ground is lava, the ground is lava!
 Bast Relief: This is what it's like to work without unions.
 jazzjunkie: "Dave, you missed a spot" "darn it, we left the long-handled trowel at the other site. Sorry Dave"
 a sedated moose: Teamwork makes the blood rush to the head.
Image 152986   12-28-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
231
 
 EH: @Scoo Well that escalated exponentially!
 drtofu: the answer is 1.5e, duh!
 whiplash: It's all Greek to me.
 Coolguy: Just a warm really.
 Scoo: Well that escalated quickly!
Image 152985   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
305
 
 Jotun: @Jotun ... belief that it is a human being in front of you and not some monster. I came here tonight because things are tough for me at work right now, and you guys make me laugh. Thank you for brightening my night consistently. I hope you all have a great 2017.
 Jotun: This cartoon really speaks to me at the moment. I work with young offenders, but not exclusively. I am good at what I do, and I definitely do not hold the attitude that I am a scum whisperer. However, it is very difficult to spend day after day hearing/reading about the awful things that people do to each other without any compunction. There are reasons, addiction, mental health, history of abuse. You try to help them to help themselves. The more you try, the more they spit in your face. Sometimes literally! I think anyone in social services has to be careful about falling into the trap of thinking that your clients are scumbags. I don't think most people can hear details from the person sitting in front of you about how they raped a disabled 12 year old and still hold tightly to the belie
 sparename: @Beef Supreme Apologies, this was in 'Private Eye' (UK) and to my mind just takes the piss out of our government's attempts to try to connect to real people - who may not always be very bright
 Beef Supreme: I guess here on the Friendly Spaceship, presenting such images can be considered either offensive or opposition research.
 Lestrange: Probably from the Daily Heil which specialises in hate speech.
 Peach: Ian, you should keep that kind of terrible thought locked safely in your head. And then roast your head at 450 degrees for one hour.
 Sadbot: "I'm not called a cartoonist any more. I'm a moronic moron entertainer." -Ian Baker
 TurkeyVulture: The post-pic era.
 Nope: Woah, fuck you Ian
Image 152984   12-28-16   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
571
 
 Jotun: way ahead of you
 whiplash: Done and done.
 Nothing: Caaaaan do!
 Peter Pantsless: ok
 Peach: @Amy Housewine I have no mouth, and I must whistle.
 Amy Housewine: Bobby McFerrin tried to whistle, but no sound came out.
 SomeCanadian: Shirthorn.
Image 152983   12-28-16   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
542
 
 LaeMi: Fleshlights are getting creepy!
 EvilOtter: Majestic!
 Niels Bohr: Suck my nasty chin you denimed fuck.
 SomeCanadian: Nothing like a tube of fresh seal-dough.
 Yam: *fwoomph*
 Derp Herpigan: Booped le snoot.
Image 152982   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
263
 
 ch: Becky can you hear me I'm thinking of AQUACULTURE
 whiplash: Tron cosplay lite.
 hearsegirl: I wish i had this when i was a 911 operator. i could have mailed them to those who needed tinfoil hats and cut my call volume by 50%
 Lestrange: Something something Robin Thicke
 Bast Relief: Lady-killer Module... Downloading...
 Cerberus: Get your thinking caps. Then this happens.
 Scoo: This is the future, right here
 SomeCanadian: Something, something, Scientology.
Image 152981   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
620
 
 m o l e m a n: this is why they hate us @SomeCanadian
 Otterman: Filthy! But not arousing.
 Lestrange: Obligatory dance name joke here
 Scoo: I prefer the nomenclature "bedenimed fuck"
 a sedated moose: I love this.
 Amy Housewine: Bike lock? Mongoose? Bugle boy? Nasty chin? I am in a state of total exasparated confusion.
 SomeCanadian: I want to know more about the mongoose. Wouldn't having one of those in the house affect the quality of the denim-clad lovemaking?
 Knice: Now I'm eagerly awaiting the opportunity to exclaim that I "Don't give a denimed fuck" about something. *rubs hands together*
Image 152980   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
462
 
 KingTrebek: Smokin penises
 scribbs: He's really into dinosaurs, too.
 Noremak: Try inhaling from the other end and the short term explains the long term.
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd hit that
 Bast Relief: Trying to look cool, just ends up looking like a dick.
 Zampano: He filled his blunt with dicks, and then expertly licked it as he closed it back up, anticipating the taste of sweet smokey dicks rolling across his tongue...
 Prostata: LOL DONGS
 Knice: Freud supposedly said that "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." I expect that's because he smoked cigars. If he didn't, they'd always be dicks.
Image 152979   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
278
 
 Borkf: All partied out.
Image 152978   12-28-16   Uploaded by    dope
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