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168709  Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here

169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

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169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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Score:
237
 
 Ulillillia: Butthead
 SunWukong: I'm so faghatful.
 Nope: @SomeCanadian Becky, you know Grandma died of lung cancer, this is a horrible thing to wear to her funeral!
 sparename: Where's Beavis?
 SomeCanadian: Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is SO big.
Image 152987   12-28-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
457
 
 scribbs: "Say you think we're cool or we drop you!"
 whiplash: The ground is lava, the ground is lava!
 Bast Relief: This is what it's like to work without unions.
 jazzjunkie: "Dave, you missed a spot" "darn it, we left the long-handled trowel at the other site. Sorry Dave"
 a sedated moose: Teamwork makes the blood rush to the head.
Image 152986   12-28-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
231
 
 EH: @Scoo Well that escalated exponentially!
 drtofu: the answer is 1.5e, duh!
 whiplash: It's all Greek to me.
 Coolguy: Just a warm really.
 Scoo: Well that escalated quickly!
Image 152985   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
305
 
 Jotun: @Jotun ... belief that it is a human being in front of you and not some monster. I came here tonight because things are tough for me at work right now, and you guys make me laugh. Thank you for brightening my night consistently. I hope you all have a great 2017.
 Jotun: This cartoon really speaks to me at the moment. I work with young offenders, but not exclusively. I am good at what I do, and I definitely do not hold the attitude that I am a scum whisperer. However, it is very difficult to spend day after day hearing/reading about the awful things that people do to each other without any compunction. There are reasons, addiction, mental health, history of abuse. You try to help them to help themselves. The more you try, the more they spit in your face. Sometimes literally! I think anyone in social services has to be careful about falling into the trap of thinking that your clients are scumbags. I don't think most people can hear details from the person sitting in front of you about how they raped a disabled 12 year old and still hold tightly to the belie
 sparename: @Beef Supreme Apologies, this was in 'Private Eye' (UK) and to my mind just takes the piss out of our government's attempts to try to connect to real people - who may not always be very bright
 Beef Supreme: I guess here on the Friendly Spaceship, presenting such images can be considered either offensive or opposition research.
 Lestrange: Probably from the Daily Heil which specialises in hate speech.
 Peach: Ian, you should keep that kind of terrible thought locked safely in your head. And then roast your head at 450 degrees for one hour.
 Sadbot: "I'm not called a cartoonist any more. I'm a moronic moron entertainer." -Ian Baker
 TurkeyVulture: The post-pic era.
 Nope: Woah, fuck you Ian
Image 152984   12-28-16   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
571
 
 Jotun: way ahead of you
 whiplash: Done and done.
 Nothing: Caaaaan do!
 Peter Pantsless: ok
 Peach: @Amy Housewine I have no mouth, and I must whistle.
 Amy Housewine: Bobby McFerrin tried to whistle, but no sound came out.
 SomeCanadian: Shirthorn.
Image 152983   12-28-16   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
542
 
 LaeMi: Fleshlights are getting creepy!
 EvilOtter: Majestic!
 Niels Bohr: Suck my nasty chin you denimed fuck.
 SomeCanadian: Nothing like a tube of fresh seal-dough.
 Yam: *fwoomph*
 Derp Herpigan: Booped le snoot.
Image 152982   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
263
 
 ch: Becky can you hear me I'm thinking of AQUACULTURE
 whiplash: Tron cosplay lite.
 hearsegirl: I wish i had this when i was a 911 operator. i could have mailed them to those who needed tinfoil hats and cut my call volume by 50%
 Lestrange: Something something Robin Thicke
 Bast Relief: Lady-killer Module... Downloading...
 Cerberus: Get your thinking caps. Then this happens.
 Scoo: This is the future, right here
 SomeCanadian: Something, something, Scientology.
Image 152981   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
620
 
 m o l e m a n: this is why they hate us @SomeCanadian
 Otterman: Filthy! But not arousing.
 Lestrange: Obligatory dance name joke here
 Scoo: I prefer the nomenclature "bedenimed fuck"
 a sedated moose: I love this.
 Amy Housewine: Bike lock? Mongoose? Bugle boy? Nasty chin? I am in a state of total exasparated confusion.
 SomeCanadian: I want to know more about the mongoose. Wouldn't having one of those in the house affect the quality of the denim-clad lovemaking?
 Knice: Now I'm eagerly awaiting the opportunity to exclaim that I "Don't give a denimed fuck" about something. *rubs hands together*
Image 152980   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
462
 
 KingTrebek: Smokin penises
 scribbs: He's really into dinosaurs, too.
 Noremak: Try inhaling from the other end and the short term explains the long term.
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd hit that
 Bast Relief: Trying to look cool, just ends up looking like a dick.
 Zampano: He filled his blunt with dicks, and then expertly licked it as he closed it back up, anticipating the taste of sweet smokey dicks rolling across his tongue...
 Prostata: LOL DONGS
 Knice: Freud supposedly said that "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." I expect that's because he smoked cigars. If he didn't, they'd always be dicks.
Image 152979   12-28-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
278
 
 Borkf: All partied out.
Image 152978   12-28-16   Uploaded by    dope
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