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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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 Lestrange: @addend I am and I aware that it more than has it's place in world cuisine. But I like a cheddar that actually crunches in my mouth and gives me le cheese sweats because it's so intensely cheesely.
 Mr Mumble: @Lestrange Are you not aware that "cheeze" is finely aged for several seconds while being pumped from mixing vat to extruder? Each slice is lovingly spread onto its own cellophane wrapper, which seals in the delicate flavor. No bologna sandwich is complete without it.
 CastleBravo: @petepuma @Frank herbert .....y'all are just jealous because you live in inferior states. :-P
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* There's a yellow cheese in Texas, that I am going to see, nobody else can taste it, not half as much as me!
 SpaceCow: Don't mess with Texas cheese.
 Frank herbert: So moldy cheese is all texas has to offer
 petepuma: The most culture I've seen in Texas in a long time. (ba dum bum)
 Whatever: Finished in toxic Texas Tea stain I see...
 Butcherboy: i bought a Kansas shaped cutting board
 Lestrange: @addend By eating Shropshire blue, brie and camembert instead of American processed filth?
 Murm Gungus: How to troll Wisconsin.
Image 152744   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
462
 
 TFChicken: I shot one a yous in Doom
 Borkf: "Click to see these 12 people you won't believe actually exist! I was shocked!"
 Frank herbert: The grafting process was not without struggles
 Whatever: Bill Gates version of Mini Me had a few bugs to deal with, but the public bought it anyways...
 ninetailorochimaru: The Thing remake of the remake looking terrible
 genius: "Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey...".
Image 152743   12-27-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
571
 
 Science: Are your drawers and jewelry boxes filled with hate you no longer use? Turn that hate into cash!
 tib gubb: capitalism.jpg
 Whatever: Trump: the early years.
 Mister S: Welcome to the Internet.
 Bob: Nice work if you can get it.
 SunWukong: Same.
 annterland: Sith Banker
Image 152742   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
378
 
 Cory Trevor: Remember, they're more afraid of you, than you are of them.
 SomeCanadian: All Wakka's to starboard bow!
 dobbiesdoogs: hard to starboard, grab those cherries, and set a course to the power pellet
Image 152741   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
307
 
 FatTigerWoods: Fornication Guild wasn't sexy enough
 Lestrange: Before society fuck you
 beefbeef: Luckily that club has age restrictions.
 SomeCanadian: And da police.
 SunWukong: I'm leaving the debating society and signing up.
Image 152740   12-27-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
377
 
 Dan Tagonistic: @addend N.A.N.C.Y we have a problem
 Prostata: "Houston... we need more beans"
 Frank herbert: Whats with the claws?
 Frank herbert: Whats with the claws?
 Air Biscuit: @Fancy Clown In space, noone can hear you fart.
 Whatever: It uses natural gas to protect the environment... wait a minute...
 SomeCanadian: The future is now, people.
 Fancy Clown: **Pppppppbbbbbbb**
 Wolfy21: #152724. Only 16 posts per orbit.
 LaeMi: The position of that thruster is bad aesthetically but more importantly is off on both axis from the center of mass!
Image 152739   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
848
 
 cenecia: I forgot we don't have medication or heart surgery! Bad idea!
 Lestrange: Then it was replaced by the 21st century diet. Those guys live until they're like Russian or something.
Image 152738   12-27-16   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
338
 
 jazzjunkie: DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING; THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH
 Warrax: I wouldn't be caught dead in that sweater.
 Commenter: OH SNAP! WHAT NOW?
 SpaceCow: Does skeleton have a kicky scarf because it's fab or because the artist couldn't figure out the neck?
 Frank herbert: No . school. For. Ever!
 Science: I'm hot for teacher.
 Amy Housewine: Dr Esquelito, Profesor Emrito
 A duck: DA SHARE Z0NE!!!1!!
 ASTER: OI, SENPAI. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. MY NAME, IS PROFESSOR UNCLE DEATH.
 dobbiesdoogs: fuck okra
Image 152737   12-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
330
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 152736   12-27-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
396
 
 jazzjunkie: Maybe we're reading the situation wrong: maybe these two nice skeletons are helping her up *out* of the box!
 raditzu: this "dude" behind her seems quite happy
 Dresdenkeogh: @addend you face your utter doooooooooooot
 Beeble: Dootsn't matter.
 HermwoodLitmajor: @Dresdenkeogh Soon?!
 Prostata: bawm chicka bawm bawm
 pastme: You're in a cemetery being attacked by skeletons.. and your first worry is that they've misclassified you as being dead?
 Frank herbert: Not yet
 petepuma: That's not what your ex's divorce petition said.
 Dresdenkeogh: @addend soon you'll doot like the rest of us. We all doot down here
 Alaskan: ...yet.
Image 152735   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
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