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268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

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10. Dr Awkward



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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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 raditzu: Best served while not sneezing.
 trelyate: well they're not wrong
 ThatGuy: "Nasal inhaler", it's called a fucking dollar bill...
 zip file: "Serving suggestion".
 WaffleIron: Beats the living fuck right outta coffee.
Image 152734   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
318
 
 SpaceCow: "No humans allowed in our fort!"
 Bob: They're up to something.
 WaffleIron: Get out of bed, sleepy heads!
Image 152733   12-27-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
417
 
 raditzu: Someone released the Kraken?
 Mr. Butt: It's a trap!
 Teh Simpson: Dooterpillar?
Image 152732   12-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
488
 
 LaeMi: Trouble with re-posting C+H here is that now whenever I am actually on the C+H site, I keep instinctively trying to click a RAD button that isn't there!
Image 152731   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
54
 
 raditzu: If you love Pinacolada...
 Air Biscuit: Trying to make a pickle.
 Amy Housewine: "Cucumber water is for customers only!"
 Back Door Dan: Definitely half empty.
Image 152730   12-27-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
164
 
 ClockworkJackalope: You see Ivan, to beat cheeta you must become cheeta
Image 152729   12-27-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
178
 
 drtofu: Zombie Jesus baby, you're back way to early.
 SpaceCow: This is what ChildFree actually believes.
 Lestrange: Never get those stains out
 ASTER: To think, all this from DIO's shin bone.
 tib gubb: congrats on your idiot baby
 Mextreme Enchirito: Teething.
 Ulillillia: Cmon. Leave a comment. Be afraid.
Image 152728   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
321
 
 cenecia: I never meant to make your daughter cry. I am several fish and not a guy.
 Borkf: Their handshake was like a... let's just say it wasn't good.
 sparename: let's hake on it..
 hajjpodge: I don't remember this Monty Python sketch.
Image 152727   12-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
419
 
 A duck: @Frank herbert: Something to do with surface tension or wanting to stick to your skin or something. Either way, it wants to curl and coil and makes a mess when it does so.
 Frank herbert: @A duck one woukd thing the gas would simply expell it in the direction your facing
 whiplash: Sausage By the Yard (or Meter, as the case may be): worldwide franchises available.
 Peach: "Oh my, you've really outdone yourself with this homemade sausage, Nancy. Walter is just going to love it! Speaking of, where is that reclusive husband of yours? I don't think I've seen him all winter. If I didn't know any better I'd swear you chopped him up and turned him into this delicious sausage, ha ha ha!... Oh for heaven's sake, Nancy, it's just a little joke, do lighten up... Nancy?... Wh-what are you doing with that meat cleaver, Nancy?..."
 tib gubb: hehehe #sausage
 A duck: Apparently, in zero gravity your poop curls up as it comes out and this is a major issue for astronauts.
 WaffleIron: MMMMmmmm. The old spicy hose reel.
 Peter Pantsless: Hey get a load of my underpants #joke@killme.com/net or whatever
 Himesama: Just a fun night in.
Image 152726   12-27-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: She loves me like a rock
Image 152725   12-27-16   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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