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227388  grizzly: These must be piano strings or something?

227289  Uncle Phil: As it should. I got fired for having photos of TLDs on my screen.

227380  ThoughtlessGentleman: does this come in adult sizes? i simply cant keep my hands off my sin zones and its starting to affect my day to day life.

227380  sparename: *with free packet of 'Itching Powder'

227275  glenalec: @glenalec - also note, the dodgy-MBA spam emails are to my .edu.au work address (Fortunately I mostly only see them when I do a quick scan of my junk mail folder before deleting it).

227377  Otterman: Gravy of Turin

227381  Dr Awkward: I don't want none unless you.... oh wait, are those buns? Thanks, Hon!

227388  dangerkeith3000: Try to play an F barred chord on THAT. I dare ya.

227388  Dr Awkward: Go on. Play a guitar. Just a tall one, even.

227275  glenalec: @Mr. Shine - :-D. The whole building (and all those around) are the university. The business school's post-grad department is on the floor above my (media-arts + graphic-design) department (technically two different departments themselves, but sharing facilities - universities are complex beasts!).

227386  Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender Comment of the day material right here.

227380  Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It ain't. VVV

227380  Mr. Shine: @Himesama LOL no, it isn't: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…

227387  Dr Awkward: This is viscerally upsetting.

227380  FabricMan: If ever there was a clearer example of Poe's Law, I never saw it. I genuinely don't know if this is real or not

227188  Eleftheros: @Ulillillia That's how I found out about the 'ship in the first place!

222890  Mr Bleak: And "Today's weirdo item" is ... the "Bitch fist". I refuse to comment on this coincidence.

227238  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227380  Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.

222894  Mr Bleak: @greg I'm hoping for a potty - the leg angles look about right and the coordination to squat like that at that age isn't easy.

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227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227238 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"

227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227380 ThoughtlessGentleman: does this come in adult sizes? i simply cant keep my hands off my sin zones and its starting to affect my day to day life.



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 raditzu: Best served while not sneezing.
 trelyate: well they're not wrong
 ThatGuy: "Nasal inhaler", it's called a fucking dollar bill...
 addend: "Serving suggestion".
 WaffleIron: Beats the living fuck right outta coffee.
Image 152734   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
318
 
 SpaceCow: "No humans allowed in our fort!"
 Bob: They're up to something.
 WaffleIron: Get out of bed, sleepy heads!
Image 152733   12-27-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
417
 
 raditzu: Someone released the Kraken?
 Mr. Butt: It's a trap!
 addend: Dooterpillar?
Image 152732   12-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
488
 
 LaeMi: Trouble with re-posting C+H here is that now whenever I am actually on the C+H site, I keep instinctively trying to click a RAD button that isn't there!
Image 152731   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
54
 
 raditzu: If you love Pinacolada...
 Air Biscuit: Trying to make a pickle.
 Amy Housewine: "Cucumber water is for customers only!"
 addend: Definitely half empty.
Image 152730   12-27-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
164
 
 ClockworkJackalope: You see Ivan, to beat cheeta you must become cheeta
Image 152729   12-27-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
178
 
 drtofu: Zombie Jesus baby, you're back way to early.
 SpaceCow: This is what ChildFree actually believes.
 Lestrange: Never get those stains out
 ASTER: To think, all this from DIO's shin bone.
 tib gubb: congrats on your idiot baby
 addend: Teething.
 Ulillillia: Cmon. Leave a comment. Be afraid.
Image 152728   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
321
 
 cenecia: I never meant to make your daughter cry. I am several fish and not a guy.
 Borkf: Their handshake was like a... let's just say it wasn't good.
 sparename: let's hake on it..
 hajjpodge: I don't remember this Monty Python sketch.
Image 152727   12-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
419
 
 A duck: @Frank herbert: Something to do with surface tension or wanting to stick to your skin or something. Either way, it wants to curl and coil and makes a mess when it does so.
 Frank herbert: @A duck one woukd thing the gas would simply expell it in the direction your facing
 whiplash: Sausage By the Yard (or Meter, as the case may be): worldwide franchises available.
 Peach: "Oh my, you've really outdone yourself with this homemade sausage, Nancy. Walter is just going to love it! Speaking of, where is that reclusive husband of yours? I don't think I've seen him all winter. If I didn't know any better I'd swear you chopped him up and turned him into this delicious sausage, ha ha ha!... Oh for heaven's sake, Nancy, it's just a little joke, do lighten up... Nancy?... Wh-what are you doing with that meat cleaver, Nancy?..."
 tib gubb: hehehe #sausage
 A duck: Apparently, in zero gravity your poop curls up as it comes out and this is a major issue for astronauts.
 WaffleIron: MMMMmmmm. The old spicy hose reel.
 Peter Pantsless: Hey get a load of my underpants #joke@killme.com/net or whatever
 Himesama: Just a fun night in.
Image 152726   12-27-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: She loves me like a rock
Image 152725   12-27-16   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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