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243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

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 Lestrange: Rad for Hanoi Jane! Wish I could rad for Barbarella too but damn.
 Peter Pantsless: @Otterman AG: "You've already +'ed this!" x10
 dobbiesdoogs: @Peter Pantsless judging by the outfit, it's march 17th
 Prostata: @a robot what DOESN'T she do?
 a robot: So, what thing does she do? Or is this a "whatever she does, she's doing it now" kind of situation?
 Headoftheclass: Dr. Duran, I presume?
 Peter Pantsless: No time or location? Why must you taunt me so!?
 Otterman: It's pronounced "thang".
Image 152669   12-26-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
 pastme: Ewoks are real!
 addend: High phibe!
 Peter Pantsless: What a total Norbert
Image 152668   12-26-16   Uploaded by    original og
 LKoroton: The Thing plush toy
Image 152667   12-26-16   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
 jochenau: @WaffleIron That reminds me, I need to find some more pictures of Sarah Palin to upload.
 WaffleIron: @jochenau : A phenomenon we like to call "spaceship timely" - related to travelling so close to the speed of rad.
 jochenau: My brain decided that seeing this picture = it's spring now and then it got inordinately excited and now I'm slightly depressed that it's still several months away.
 a robot: In elementary school we learned a version of the song "Sakura, Sakura" that was translated to English with the line "cherry blossoms everywhere" which, for elementary school reasons, mutated into "cherry blossom underwear." 30 years later, I still think of that when I see cherry blossoms. This is a nice picture though.
Image 152666   12-26-16   Uploaded by    chemical
 drtofu: What
 addend: UX: The trees become inexplicably larger as you walk closer to the edge of the path.
 scribbs: @Queeblo @LaeMi A graduate student in landscape architecture once told me that Thomas Jefferson designed the U of Virginia, let the people walk around for a year or so, and then put the walkways where they actually walked.
 Peter Pantsless: Go off the beaten path...and onto that well-manicured brick one.
 Queeblo: @LaeMi That's why (at least where I live) they make the paths like the "user experience" here, and don't use straight edges where possible.
 LaeMi: There was a scientific study of pathway design a decade-or-so back. This was basically the findings.
Image 152665   12-26-16   Uploaded by    durian
 jochenau: I would have rated Anastacia the best match out of these, I think.
 Queeblo: That looks like some villain from Apollo Gauntlet.
Image 152664   12-26-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
 scribbs: There is no love like that between a lizard and his bread dough.
 Queeblo: "I like the leisure of the hammock, but the rock makes me feel steady and well-footed."
 jazzjunkie: Beardie! Ive got one of those too :-)
Image 152663   12-26-16   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 addend: In the age before drones....
 WaffleIron: Still hasn't got that white balance dialled in yet.
 mexican: Hotfoot level: Master
 trelyate: this is fine
 Headoftheclass: Speaking of Rammstein videos...
 Wet farts: Shits on fire yo.
 DarkTeddy: Thats pretty stunning
 Urn BooUrn: Worth it.
 LaeMi: The photographer taking the bottom photo is completely ablaze!
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 whiplash: The roast pig version is quite realistic.
 addend: "Squeeze Popper".
 Jaunty Shrimp: I hate this scene in Pu(l)p Fiction!
 Flarmie: Finally, I don't have to buy two different toys for my child who loves cute stuffed animals and ballistic weaponry.
 Queeblo: If he's shooting up to 20ft, I don't care how he gets off. I'm amazed and wanting to see the spectacle!
 Shay: Your puppy needs an intervention for his BDSM fetish.
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