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268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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 Lestrange: Must be that miswak I keep hearing about
 ClockworkJackalope: Looks like someone :: puts on glasses:: got the short end of the stick ::YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA::
 Prostata: the one on the left is vying to be the assistant branch manager
Image 152378   12-25-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 werterland: On his way to show those two in #152378 who's BOSS.
 Starky15: Now go put it in a trunk for an estate sale. #152379
 Lestrange: Definitely that miswak I keep hearing about
 Amy Housewine: "Yes I do need the whole thing, don't question my methods".
 ClockworkJackalope: Now throw
 Peach: Good boy. No... BEST boy.
 bug: Rad for odd sequence of dog sticks.
Image 152377   12-25-16   Uploaded by    grimes
 DrinkMixMan: Nice shelf you have there. It would be a shame if somebody mixed them all up...
 Thurb Grunombies: This makes me happy
Image 152376   12-25-16   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
 jazzjunkie: Damn it, Moon Moon!
 Air Biscuit: My favourite is the inverted one.
 Donut: Moon Moon In Training
 Dreforian: @a sedated moose Not to be confused with the black one on the bottom left! I'm also impressed the 5 brown/blonde ones managed to organize themselves from lightest to darkest.
 Cami: Crowd surfing.
 Lestrange: Marching to his own drummer
 a sedated moose: The black one in the middle is in his glory.
 annterland: It's all just buttholes and belly buttons in the race for milk
 Darkasnoon: Merry Christmas, here's some dog butts!
Image 152375   12-25-16   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 ChubbyBuddy: honey this wasn't what I meant when I said "you be on top."
 Timeline8677: I'm teamwork?
 Cami: Am I in your light?
 ClockworkJackalope: " Carl...Carl! Wake up!!... damnit.."
 a sedated moose: Is this how lizards do people-style?
 LaeMi: Reptiles have all the fun!
Image 152374   12-25-16   Uploaded by    miller
 tib gubb: same
 sparename: "Now I just need a cigarette and a big shit"
 Prostata: Me IRL
Image 152373   12-25-16   Uploaded by    shark
 LaeMi: One side-effect of Bioshock Infinity's parallel-universe thingy. (Yes, I just played through it again!)
Image 152372   12-25-16   Uploaded by    happier
 Gomi Day: vivaldi 4 something better comes along, i suppose.
 duckfarts: that font's pretty loud for a whisper
 CastleBravo: Well, maybe you should try a GOOD browser.
Image 152371   12-25-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
 Dreforian: @duckfarts Happens a lot when you have multiple personality disorder
 Thurb Grunombies: *sad trombone*
 Lestrange: Nice old ladder. Don't make em like that no more.
 Cami: Should have lashed your ladder. You gave a phone (I assume) to take a pic. and it could also be a phone to call for help.
 a sedated moose: Welcome to your new home!
 Dresdenkeogh: Nope again
 Yttermayn : Well, shit.
 duckfarts: you forgot the most important part of the buddy system
 Teechur: I'll help you get down. Catch the end of this rope and tie it around your waist.
 LaeMi: The gods have abandoned ye. In a tree.
Image 152370   12-25-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 Air Biscuit: Dont throw stones.
 sparename: @Teechur "The Emperor's New RV"
 Teechur: Transparent camper ("caravan" for our international friends)
 jochenau: Then it was windy and the tide came in.
 Mr. Whiskers: Bad spot for the toilet
Image 152369   12-25-16   Uploaded by    kswat
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