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268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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10. glowstick: 1659 points
11. beyardo: 1575 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
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 tacticaljay: Just keep looking down at your phone.
 Skaalar: @mexican Battle Shits!
 Sadbot: Duelin' colons
 Lestrange: Intimate but only for the caviar enthusiast.
 mexican: Battle toilets!
Image 152235   12-24-16   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
727
 
 Ulillillia: I know a guy who will send you some if you email him at his webzone
 Lestrange: When you realise how fucking facile and meaningless your stupid life is.
 omgpro: Dude, just go hang out with #151901
Image 152234   12-24-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
516
 
 Skaalar: @Cami GOOOOOOD BOOOOOOOOOOY!
 Cami: More dangerous than Mr. Pickles.
 Entertainmentalist: Touch my apple only if you don't value your fingers.
Image 152233   12-24-16   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
512
 
 Donkey: Trump successfully renegotiates the JSF contract
 Bob: Please tell me this is real. I want to believe.
 Pop That Ponzi: Bottom Gun.
 Chest Rockwell: @Lestrange I thought this was the North Korean air force.
 Peach: @WaffleIron They shout compliments at you as they zoom by.
 Lestrange: RAF following defence cuts.
 annterland: NNNNYYAAAOOOOOO...RRRRRROMMMMMMM
 WaffleIron: Friendly spaceship fighter force.
 scribbs: "Red Five to Gold Leader." "Wrong movie, dumbass!"
Image 152232   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
529
 
 Knice: Rad for Marina: youtube.com/…
 scribbs: "Don't eat me. Don't eat me with peanut butter. Don't eat me in a tasty fruit salad with grapes, pineapple, and home-made whipped cream. Don't eat me in a warm, delicious fresh-baked apple pie...."
Image 152231   12-24-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
588
 
 Lestrange: That monster is goddam awesome.
 Higdec: People and their small cars. When will they learn that bigger is better?
Image 152230   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
466
 
 Frank herbert: Apples
 Lestrange: Hats off to the designer.
Image 152229   12-24-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
485
 
 trelyate: was surprised to not see a butthorn watermark on the bottom when I scrolled all the way down
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax overthinking it.
 Warrax: I'm exactly what you think I am. Probably. I don't actually know.
Image 152228   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
174
 
 funny in the wall: This is crap that underachievers make up to make themselves feel better
 CapitalismMeow: I defy thee, physics!
Image 152227   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
430
 
 Entertainmentalist: That appears to be a wood gasification trailer to fuel the Lada. Because, Russia.
 tritium: The hose goes right to the driver's mouth.
 Lestrange: @sparename Respect. *Doffs cap and bows*
 sparename: Oxymoron time - a mobile still?
Image 152226   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
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